If you see this post, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Sweating it out 💦

Bloomf out here stunning ☀️

The best show on TV rn imo. Only show that feels like cinema

Literally no idea how to write captions for selfies

Oi

Please I’m dead serious

It took me posting a pic of me and my sisters cat for fems and diaper fetishists to find my page

Caught myself a cuddle bug

Charlie Cox in Adults is…..oh my

Thinking about this

I frequently think about the cursed sounds Mike Hrancia made on this song. Want to match this ferocity. tidal.com/track/347828...

Send me cursed gay comments and I may do a reading of them

The throats and hogs it has grabbed would say otherwise

Did a dramatic reading of this cursed comment

Happy Monday kings 👑

Opening IG to find your questionably straight friend/crush like all of your IG stories is something to think about

💇‍♂️

what a time to be an american! rent is half your paycheck, groceries skyrocketing, pop stars have more spine than opposition party leaders, and the govt starts an illegal war all while the president was besties w the world’s biggest pedophile - but at least you can ask chatgpt how to feel about it!

Spinning this disgusting ep to get through pull day tidal.com/track/444068...

Starting the new year strong by deciding to play Tekken semi-seriously again Only problem is once again figuring out who to play 😭

Did a post on my IG stories for each of my top 10 albums of the year with sound cause I love forcing people (especially gays) to listen to my awful tunes

First pump of the year 💪

Oomf is 🥵

Pray for me as I embark on a 13+ hour travel day ✈️

New pfp. One of my new favorite photos of me I think

What a view 🏔️

Merry Christmas and greetings from the Swiss Alps 🎄🗻

Random facts about me for new oomfs - Tatted metalhead - Gamer (fighters, RPGs, hack n slash) - Pracriced Muay Thai and hoping to pick up Judo in the new year - Social worker - Meditate every day - Produce and write my own music, hoping to put an album together someday

I find it hilarious how bougie Europeans rave about New York and it’s just Frank Sinatra and Times Square

Got a souvenir* before I leave for the alps tomorrow. * a Czech bottle of prep given to me by an Austro-Italian werewolf

I swear I’m not a pervy gooner I’ve just been through a lot this year

I know gay guys don’t really like metal but I highly encourage the muscle queens to check out Crowbar. They are the quintessential metal band for big boys who lift heavy tidal.com/track/334181...

I remember someone saying that some folks have a “seasonal libido” and am wondering if December is one of my months lol

Greetings from Prague

Europe thoughts - Idk how to describe it but Japanese and German sound very similar? - Folks here have a more calm and muted vibe (not in a negative or expressionless way) while people back home are more “outward” in some aspects. - It’s so nice to be in places that actually value urban planning

Catching up on this years metal releases while en route to Prague. One of the most unique records I’ve heard in awhile. imperialtriumphant.bandcamp.com/album/goldst...

There's a certain indescribable feeling when you click with someone on almost every level

Turns out my vacation Grindr hookup was Swiss cop

Greetings from Zurich

Sporty spice

Trying to figure out which niche interest of mine to incessantly post about on here

Hey

Has anyone been to a gay sauna/steam room? Want to check some out when I’m in Prague but have never been in one before

When my bottom says it’s too big

Back at it again 🔥

Back to regular programming

Posting metal content on my IG stories like that dude that qeues ho scaring songs on Touchtunes