I wish I was a tumblr sexyman

If by "jack of all trades" you mean "knows enough to do most things, but not enough to do it efficiently or even properly" then yeah <3

Thought we was forever Turns out we were only 3ever 😔 (For legal reasons I am being silly)

Sometimes you just need to eat an empty taco shell over the garbage can at midnight while Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood softly plays in the background

I'm watching a Will Wood video. I'm getting laundry done. I'm eating a chicken pot pie. I'm at peace and thriving.

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Talking about my hyperfixation is not enough I need to make it a core part of my personality

Man how am I supposed to figure out what my gender is if I don't know what having a gender is supposed to feel like

God I wish I was more of a breakfast person. None of the food places I like are open this early. And McDonalds doesn't start doing nuggets for like another hour.

I can't wait for tomorrow. Other than dropping the ol' fiance off at the airport, I have nothing else to do. For the first and only time perhaps this month. I plan on doing absolutely nothing productive and seeing absolutely no one in person.

Do I like binding because gender or do I just prefer tape over wearing a bra....

Oh to build a human sized nest in a great evergreen tree. I would live there and eat berries and fish. All the birds would be my friends. My only earthly possessions would be a soft blanket and my ukulele, perhaps a useful stick or two. Then I'd die of dysentery or something.

Thinking about how there's an alternate timeline where I learned saxophone in 2nd grade and stuck with it and am now a really cool guy who can play the saxophone

I literally hate being an ambivert because I have only have two modes: -WOOO LET'S GO OUT AND TALK TO PEOPLE! LET'S DO SUBSTANCES AND DANCE!! and -Please I am begging you leave me the fuck alone I just want to drink hot tea and watch YouTube and Not Interact™ There is no middle ground.

Inside of you are two wolves. One of them craves routine. The other one also craves routine. Neither one of them can commit to a routine.

Pro tip: eat breakfast today. Even if it's just 2 questionable eggs and an avocado.

Get you a partner who's happy to debate the nature of existence with you at 1 AM

From tiny turtles to soaring condors, care staff at the zoo work year-round to help native species in their wild habitats. Happy Earth Day!

freaky sonic

Happy Easter 🐇 #art #animalart #rabbit

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Will Wood songs be like -Drugs :( -Mental health :( -Mental health >:) -Who the fuck even am I -I love you -I hate you -I hate myself -2 uninterrupted minutes of construction noises -I can have a little unhealthy relationship as a treat -🐀🥳

I am the gods' dumb little project.

I got you

Questioning my gender? Before noon? It's more likely than you think

"Sometimes I wish I had both sets of genitalia and slight more masculine facial features" is a normal cis thought, right guys?

Chipping away 💖 #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furry

Worst part about hyperfixations are when they don't give you that dopamine rush anymore but you still can't do something else yet

Nothing hurts more than getting super into an artist and finding out they toured right before you got into them

I love it when I can’t sleep and I have to be up in 5 hours only to realize that my air filter turned off, which is usually the white noise that helps me sleep

I hate hyperfixations what do you mean I can’t do anything productive bc it’s 10 and I’m sleepy but I can stay up until midnight refining my MTG deck

Femboys with cat ears >>

The MBTA is so stupid what do you mean if I leave at 7:10 I’ll get there 20 minutes later than I would have if I left at 7:05

Sometimes I remember that one time in high school I thought vcso was pronounced like CS:GO and I cringe a little

Me: I hope I don’t have to interact with people today Also me: Damn why don’t I have any friends

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Flex: The most stressful thing about holidays with my family is the sheer amount of leftover food

Last night I was at a cat cafe and I called a cat over. He walked right past me to get a bite of food, but then we cuddled for like 30 minutes. Like hell yeah man, priorities.

Can’t wait for Wicked pt2 when Ariana has to say “well a lot of us have been taking things that don’t belong to us, aren’t we”

Anyone: *mentions stranger things* Me: Joe Keery went to my high school

Idk if this makes sense but I want to smell androgynous

Stock image website but it’s a horror mystery ARG where all the people in the stock images are getting killed off and they get retroactively removed from all the images they’ve been in as if they never existed

From Stardust to Stardust Thylacine

Me: I’ve made peace with the fact that I’ll probably never see MCR live MCR: We’re going on tour next year Me: 💻💻📱👀🎟️ Oh shit

@magnusmoggy.bsky.social ha, dork

Listen all I’m saying is if my fiance doesn’t want me stealing his shirts why does he have nice shirts

Ok google how do I get up to get food when my partner and I are in a perfect cuddling position

I think I have a type, guys