Got custard buns at a local place and now I get to be one of those annoying people who goes "Wow these aren't even half as good as the Kirby custard bun we had at Tokyo Skytree."

My husband has a twin niece and nephew that were born around my mother's birthday and it's caused drama ever since because we prioritize my mother. This year I've been told they're having a Toy Story party but no date or time. I'm already booked my mom's bday weekend & have been for months.

Woke up at 4am from a dream that pissed me off so bad I couldn't go back to sleep and just started reading my book in bed.

The irony that I woke up 2 hours early today but still clocked into work 2 minutes late because I got caught up putting away my laundry

Went to see the horse girl movie and cried several times because it has both really heartwarming rainbow psychedelic animation and a self-saboteur plot lol when horsing around cuts deep 🐎😭🐴🥹

I was there and it was so much fun and I drank increasingly fancier cocktails all night 🥂

I am a bit overwhelmed that my wedding post on tiktok is now up to 17k likes and the comments are still flooding in but it also feels incredibly validating to be seen like this for what was such a labor of love for myself and my husband. We really put our whole hearts into our wedding and it showed.

The way when I take my morning meds my cat acts like I'm withholding treats from her because of the sound of the pills in the bottles like girl these are not cat treats and they ain't even human treats

I have a tiktok that is popping tf off rn about our Pokémon Wedding (go me for posting right at the 30th anniversary) and one girl thought she'd come in the comments to talk shit about my husband's hair being green... like my hair is also purple??? Have you seen a Pokémon game or show???

I requested off for Christmas Eve 10 months early because we have a 3 person team and my boss said she had to offer it to the one person who worked last year which is fair and she does want to be off but instead of then telling me ok I can approve you now that we checked with her first-

How do I tell my boss that I barely slept because my fluffy little cat was prancing on top of me all night long and every time she walks on me it wakes me up & I HAVE to pet her because she's just so cute and wants attention so I essentially stayed up all night just petting my cat every 20 minutes.

The way we were on these elevators just 2 days before and they crammed us in there body to body so I know this situation was miserable for those poor people, I would've had a panic attack 100%.

Logged into tiktok the first time since I left for my trip and my feed is all Japan vlogs and videos from when I was doing research on the trip 🥲 I'm already like "how can we go BACK" 😅

take goo

Unsurprisingly I'm a control freak and managed 90% of the planning and scheduling for my Japan trip, I let my husband buy tickets for one experience and they should have been under $50 but I got a charge for $136 and turned out they got scammed by the first Google result instead of the official site

My husband and I both lost jibbitz we really loved off our Crocs in Japan, we literally left a piece of ourselves there 🥲

Definitely not in Japan anymore, I've already been cut in line for immigration, security, and now boarding for our last flight

A little boy just stopped three feet in front of me at this airport and yelled at his dad "LOOK THIS LADYS LIPS ARE BLACK" like it's called fashion sweaty look it up

Survived a grueling 13 hour flight in basic economy only to find out our connecting flight to our home city has now been delayed twice and we are now not getting home until after midnight. I've already been awake for 26 hours because I once again could not sleep on the plane🥲

Heading back to the US from Japan today and I still can't believe all the amazing and incredible things we did here. Going back kinda sucks but I keep telling myself I really miss my cats and it will be fun to see my friends again.

After using Japanese toilets for almost 2 weeks I have to admit I don't really care about the bidet part, what I DO love is that the public toilet stalls are usually almost fully enclosed and they play privacy music. I'm a shy pooper and usually can't go in public but not with these amenities ✨️💩✨️

Gearing up for our last day at Tokyo DisneySea after walking 100 thousand steps for most of the last 10 days in Japan like 🥴😵‍💫😫😱🥹🫡🤪

We left our hotel this morning in a mad dash to make it for our 15 minute early park entry after scrambling to get ready & leaving a chaotic mess but I completely forgot to put the "do not disturb" sign on the door and they came in & made up our beds & put all of the mess neatly back on top of them

Out here at Tokyo Disneyland and it's in the 40s today and I'm freezing my ass off in tights, shorts, a dress, a sweater, and a jacket, idk how these Japanese girls are walking around in mini skirts with no visible tights at ALL, not even skin colored ones!

Headed to Tokyo Disney today! Everyone pray for me that the trains aren't insanely crowded because we actually have to take our luggage with us on them this time.

I've been in Japan a week and I'll tell you the biggest thing I miss (other than my cats of course) is when you go to a restaurant in the US and they give you a big huge glass of ice water. Over here you might get a thimblefull of room temp water if you're lucky, one place only had hot water???

Also reporting live from Tokyo that zigzag hair parts are very in with girlies here. Takes me back to the early 2000s seeing them everywhere.

In Japan and I'm just wondering do people not wanna sit next to me on the train because I'm fat or because I'm a foreigner? Probably both I'm guessing 🤷‍♀️

Unfortunately I woke up sick in Japan but fortunately I woke up sick IN Japan. While researching this trip I already saw stories about how great their cold medicine was and I took my first dose this morning and I feel close to normal, zero stuffy nose or cough.

People think I'm not flexible but I booked our return trip bullet train tickets while on the train to the station and then I booked our dinner reservations on the train back to the hotel 💁‍♀️

Tried to buy cough drops because the heat and dry air has my throat struggling and accidentally bought motion sickness medication, when in Japan amirite?

I was waiting on the street for my husband who went in a 7-11 and an older Japanese man came up to me, did a fist motion, and then shook my hand and did another fist motion. I don't know what he meant but yeah man fist.

Was so exhausted I passed out face down while my husband went to pick up some dinner for us. That 2 hours of sleep is really coming for me, let's hope I can still sleep through the night!

NBD just openly weeping during the Quest of Wonders parade at Sanrio Puroland because I can't believe I'm really in Japan at the Hello Kitty theme park right now.

Pretending I'm not jet lagged after going to sleep at 2am and waking back up at 5:30. Time doesn't matter I'M IN JAPAN

Insane Pokémon Center haul and this was us being restrained.

Hotel breakfast buffet and our hotel's anime mascot concierge, Haruki Toyoshima.

Survived 16 hours of flights on a 26 hour travel day only to check in and find out our hotel keeps the rooms at 75 degrees (we keep our house around 68), had a too hot night of not quite enough sleep and woke up at 6am local time but WE'RE IN JAPAN, BAYBEE!

Stuck on this 13 hour flight behind a couple who has had their seats reclined the entire time.

At the airport before the sun because I'm FLYING TO JAPAN TODAY 😱🙌🎉✨️⛩️🏯🍜🍣🍡🍾🥂

I've decided that every snow this winter was my dad saying hello because he loved snow and we have never had this much snow in one winter so this sudden heavy snowstorm feels like him seeing us off before our honeymoon. Just dont fuck up my flights, dad!

While prepping for this trip I've seen a LOT of packing videos for Japan. Tons of "how to pack less" lots about capsule wardrobes and even a few "plus size packing" but where are the "plus size packing as a fashion girly" videos??? I know my people are out there somewhere!

Looking back at February 2025 has me feeling so melancholy, I was so happy, newlywed and putting so much energy into a friendship that would later discard and disregard me. I was unaware of the troubles coming for me later in the year and all the stress and anxiety I would go through. Shit sucks.

Anxiety is so cool and fun because it turns what should be enjoyable and exciting experiences into terrifying horrors beyond comprehension.

Not me literally DMing the county public works dept asking them why they aren't plowing TODAY when the ice melted into slush instead of waiting till it freezes again. I have HAD ENOUGH

Oh good, I'm having such bad travel anxiety I've had nightmares for a week and my therapy appt for today was just cancelled and I can't rebook until after my trip. It's fine I'm fine everything is fine.

Only a little bit sad we timed our Japan trip where we will miss the Super Bowl because I love Super Bowl snacks (SBS) 🥲 @iamwomanking.bsky.social did share a loaded potato skin with me in the club Friday night which is my number 1 fave SBS so I'll take that as solace.

Her favorite thing in the world to just sit in a lap and purr. She lived outside for the first couple years of her life and even though she is a menace to society(me) I'm so glad we took her in.

Got to be in a club surrounded by lesbians screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics last night what a time to be alive 🥀⚰️🪦