My husband accidentally shipped a package to our old rental and went by to try to get it and said it looked abandoned which had me checking the Zillow listing- they COMPLETELY redid the entire inside which it needed while we lived there because humidity and water damage totally fucked the walls.

The plus size girly urge to buy a new swimsuit for summer even though I literally have a whole drawer full of swimsuits but none of them are really 100% amazing on me and I think we can do better.

I love having pink hair like I look at old photos of me with my natural hair color and I'm like ew yuck give me the My Little Pony hair any day.

Had a dream that I was meeting some friends at a museum, was standing in line for coffee inside and I got this unbearable throat irritation and was trying so hard not to cough, then woke up coughing. So rude of my real life physical ailment to interrupt a dream like that.

Turns out being around a lot of cigarette smoke on Saturday night really fucked up my healing process and now it's like I've taken 3 steps back into being sick again. I feel worse now than I did on Friday and I'm annoyed about it.

Went to a movie with my mom at a place they serve you real food and somehow spilled an entire cup of ranch directly into my purse. Cleaning it up was a disaster but even worse that then I had no ranch for my loaded potato skins 🥲

Somebody explain to me how I took a very small edible at 8pm and it hits me full force at 2am and then I can't sleep for 2 hours??? Makes no fucking sense.

Rolling up to the function like "Avast ye mateys, yo ho!" (The requested dress code was "overdressed at the club")

Yooooo my city just announced a Blade Blood Rave at my wedding venue literally a dream come true for my vampy ass

I finished a book last night that had a fake dating subplot where the MC couple had to pretend they were together because the male MC wanted an heir, female MC explicitly states that she does NOT want to actually get pregnant and then in the epilogue the author writes her as pregnant like bro WHY

I have bronchitis or pneumonia and the gnarliest cough, 2 antibiotics, a bottle of promethazine, and a suitcase full of laundry I still haven't done from Vegas.

So sick rn and I can't take my Nyquil for another hour, I've had a fever all day and my house is 77 degrees because my landlord cheaped out on our a/c unit and it can't properly cool when it's above 80 degrees outside, this is hell bro

Woke up feeling like ass and I have to do a bar crawl for my husband's birthday today AND dress up in fantasy/rennfaire garb because it's D&D themed 🙃🫠😭

Sharing photos of my rennfaire look with my super normal work team like "nobody be alarmed, she's not a Satan worshipper, she does not practice the dark arts, she's just a spooky girl"

I am so tired I would like to sleep for 3 days please.

Truly feeling like Vegas chewed me up and spit me out, came home a dried out husk of a person, slept 14 hours, and I still woke up exhausted this morning.

Walked into the dispo in Vegas and they're playing Freek A Leek, this is a blessed land.

Went to sleep at midnight, up at 3am to catch this flight 🫠🙃🤪

I've been trying to get a book for my flight tomorrow from my library and it's been "being transferred between branches" for 4 days now like wtf did y'all mail it or something???

Having FOMO because I'm arriving a day late to this Vegas trip because of our work schedules and I'm worried I'm gonna feel like an outcast outsider the whole weekend because I missed the first night everyone else got to meet and have fun together 🙃

You know when you hear a song from such a far away past part of your life and it activates you like a sleeper agent? My husband put on Along Comes Mary by the Bloodhound Gang and I had completely forgotten about listening to that with a former bestie in 2010.

Woke up with a headache and have a bajillion things to do today for this trip on Thursday plz pray for me 1 like = 1 pray

Successfully bleached 85% of my hair to the roots without going bald it's a DIY dye miracle

No it's cool 2 of the things I needed for my trip Thursday were supposed to have arrived and now are being pushed back to Friday, I'm totally not panicked or worried at all.

New workout hack- watch tiktoks while doing cardio because usually the time dragggs by but time evaporates 3x as fast on tiktok for me, just did 30 min and it felt like 5 vs I had to drag myself through 20 min earlier this week

Been eyeing a product that retails for $70 and just got it from the actual company's store on tiktok for $15. We will see if it comes b.c this seems like a pretty unbelievable deal but sometimes that happens with tiktok, they sell stuff cheaper than Amazon these days. 🤷‍♀️

Cut off most of my hair today and lowkey it's a bit terrifying but also very freeing, I'm really interested to style it and see how it looks after I wash it!

Love that I can share my insane astrology posts unabashedly now because the one person I knew who hated astrology (but pretended not to when they wanted to be part of my friend group) is no longer in my life. A lot has changed since last year but at least some things for the better I suppose.

I've been so tired this week I feel like I'm fighting through a fog just to get my work done and then after work I just want to take a nap. How tf am I gonna party till 2am in Vegas next week?

My friends and I had less than two weeks to plan a bridal shower, but we did it! And it didn’t turn out half bad if I do say so myself @feelinggrimm.bsky.social @dreamdoughnut.bsky.social

Me telling my cat these are not cat treats My cat: you sure bro?

Kept this tray from my own bridal shower charcuterie because it was nice and had a lid so I figured I could reuse it sometime (I bring a lot of cheeseboards to parties) and now I'm using it for a charcuterie board for a surprise bridal shower tomorrow, life is a circle.

Made myself a side salad for lunch with a leftover salad kit from last night's dinner, already didn't wanna eat it b.c my husband picked a mix i don't like, well I forgot about it and left it in the kitchen, ate the rest of my lunch and walked back in and saw it. Now I'm sitting here at my desk like

I know this company is not marketing me a floor length maxi skirt as "perfect for summer days!" Wtf kinda summer y'all got over there cause it sure ain't our swampy Virginia summer

Got my dress in for a wedding next month (I'm just a guest but there's a specific theme) and once again my curse of ordering the bigger size because it's closer to my actual measurements only for it to arrive and actually be too big has struck ⚡️⚡️⚡️

I did have a good time at the RVA Rennfaire! It was bigger than I expected and the pouring rain was a lot at first but it cleared up into a lovely day! Was really fun to wear my Kuromi Bone Cleric look again!

Putting on dark lipstick and winged eyeliner just to go vote cause I gotta let these bitches know I ain't no conservative

Usually I really like to meet up with some friends for 4/20 even if it's just a casual smoke sesh after work, but I am still so fucking tired from yesterday I don't have any energy to do anything.

Went to the local rennfaire today and while I had so much fun my body also feels completely wrecked, my feet still hurt even 5 hours after we left, and I really don't wanna wake up early for work tomorrow 😱🫠🙃

Trying to plan a trip rn that is centered on an event but I don't know the full itenerary so my schedule is looking like -fly to location -check in at hotel -dinner -?????? -event -??????? -brunch -?????????? -burlesque show

Really committing this month to working out 3x a week and going on my 3rd week of it 💪 am I fitness yet

Meal planning this week and neither of us could come up with ideas so I said: What if we just do like, girl dinner. Husband: What's that? Me: We can make like a big huge salad and just eat it with a bunch of fries. And that's marriage 😅

Went to a jfashion meeting up today and got to style my dress I bought at ACDC Rag in Japan! At first I was trying to style it more lolita but I think I'm more of a visual kei girl after all.

I love seeing all the wisteria growing along the sides of the road in my area! I also love when it's all bloomed out and they get white-ish or translucent and I call them "ghost wisteria"

We watched The Incubus (2010) and went it ended everyone in the room gave it a standing ovation

It really is so annoying that exercise is beneficial for both body and mind because I truly hate it but I've been in the deepest depression spiral then I forced myself to work out today and I feel so much better UGH I hate when they're right about exercising 😡😤😫

This Easter was a sad one, my sister cancelled last minute, my mom was in tears when we arrived because nothing was going right, my mother in law was rude and cold when we explained the situation and that we would be later than expected getting to her house. I'm so tired and sad.

My family is just cursed for holidays, my sister and her bf were supposed to be coming to Easter lunch at my mom's but he started throwing up so now they are both staying home and its just me, my husband, and my miserable aunt who I hate interacting with.

I watch Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) on Easter Eve (Holy Saturday) not just as an ex-Catholic, but also as an ex-theatre kid and an avid Andrew Lloyd Webber Stan 🎶🎸🙏

So glad to be freed from the chains of Catholicism, can you believe they used to make me go to church 4 days in a row for Easter week??? That's way too much religion for any child.