English people will not understand what a compliment "you look hammer today" is </3

Guys should I quit my job for Canada?

The amount of "Artur" I saw at work confused me so hard. There was no "Arthur"... and I was sad. Arthurverse is not real in germany </3

Me: *eats dates* My tounge: hey... wanna how burning feels like?

Fuck I think my eyesight got worse. I can't read the signs with my glasses... I don't have time for appointments 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Me: *sprints but gets tired instantly* holy shit why am I out of breath?! I used to run a lot... The last time I ran voluntarly (and npt to the bus) was around 5 years ago

Okay people I might be crazy but I think chewing gum might be the solution to my weird sleepyness and demotivation? I realised that today, i had no chewing gum at work and afterwards got so damn sleepy. The past days, I did not experience that while chewing gum. I gotta do an experiment

Today's work doodle:

Daily bunny no.3137 is highly invasive

Donate your old jackets to homeless peeps/organisations if you can 🫶

invader #art

Headcanon that QN3 writes toxic bigherb out of boredom with the misconception of their relationship it has. Because QN3 is just sitting there, not doing anything and blames CGAL for being useless 24/7 Also CGAL keeps commenting "cringe gen AI" on it's fics. I want more digital wars between them

My doctor took a blood sample in the sloppiest way possible and I can't fucking move shit with my arm now. Feeling weak after a blood draw and maybe getting a bruise is normal but fuck I never had it this painful ToT It's been a week and I feel no improvement 😎

ARTISTS: there’s a scam going around where someone will commission you, you send the sketch and they will claim it’s AI and ask to be refunded. • do not refund the person • POST their @ - do not keep them censored • ONLY send watermarked low res WIPs. it doesn’t matter if it’s a mutual or not.

@landfall.se and @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social profile pictures look at each other’s that’s so cute 🥺🥹🫶🏻

Here are [THREE_OUTTAKES] to [FILL] the [VOID] in your [CONTENT_DEPRIVED] brains :-D The <C_TEAM> will be right [BACK] with [EPISODE_12]!

This is the scam I had! Hopefully helps folks

‎𑁍ࠬ𓏲🐰🌾 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖ ɞ

featherless biped

YES!!! LOOK AT HIM I USED TO READ ALL THE COMICS OF HIM ToT I remember shit because I was an illiterate lil fuck but I remember him well.

As a kid, I used to read a comic of a monkey like creature that looked like a leopard. It was always next to the lucky luke comics. I know it had an animated show aswell but I can not remember it's name at all

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

Petition to call banana a banan

Daily sketch 🐈‍⬛️🪾🥷 Can you spot the cat ? I have so much work today so I'll be less active here 🫩🫩🫩 #art #artsky #ink #sketch #cat

Report this account if you can 🤬🤬🤬

Okay before I watched through the whole video, I wanted to see how many english countries I was capable to say. And akdvendieu I was crying because I was so sure "Greece" was "Greek" but that's just how u call the peeps.

Me: alright... I'll call you again if anything happens. I really need to pee. Good night! Kaff: go pee! Good night Me: yeah I will good- Kaff: and if you don't call I'll come over there and make you- Me: alright good Kaff: good pee Me: good- Kaff: good night! Me: I GOTTA PEE LET ME GO PEE Kaff: GO!!

Ovelia 💠

Mood

Reality is so Subparse coded. chat am i cooked?

We are all waiting for Nathan to answer, right?

Going for a walk only for me to sit in a park to scroll on youtube shorts

I miss my Dad. He used to encourage me a lot and be so kind.

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

my comic i drew for myself

sometimes I remember random videos peps sent me as a kid with unrestricted internet usageand usually, these videos are either gory or just jumpscares. Today I remembered the most vile and disgusting video I saw back then about someone making... a milkshake because my little sister said "fart music"

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

wip 🌺 #art

"You got 69 and we got 67" -lil sister, unaware of 69s meaning.

Knowing there are Ai-Vocaloid songs out there abusing the fact that not everyone is well versed in Music Production makes me sick. I don't know a damn thing about music/vocaloid song production. I keep assuming people are insane tuners. I can spot Ai songs but vocaloid?? A whole diffrent level.

I really need to learn how to write better. Especially in english. All my fictions have sentences that starts with the characters name or I use german grammar which completely ruins the whole sentence. I could write in german but who the fuck will read a german fanfiction ToT except Kaffee.

Waking up at 6 am by a discord message of @sleepydrifted.bsky.social blessing me with a snippet of a toxic old man subparse yaoi just improved my whole life. Hip pain? Gone Vitamin D? Restocked Sadness? Perished Hotel? Trivago

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

Y'all these are the bearest looking bears I might've ever drawn! I loved @aaronblaiseart.bsky.social's tip about splitting the body is alternatingly rigid and flexible parts!

Rereading the same two subparse fanfiction to ease the pain

THE ROOTS UPDATE IS HERE! 🍄 Delve into the redwood forest infested by mushrooms and creepy-crawlies... 🪲 New biome 🌲 New Badges ⛰️ Scary things 🧟 ...and more!

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

really tired of the world trying to tell me that i have to lean back and just accept the soulless ai generated crap all around me