I got them but my God, that was harder than procuring tickets for Gaga

Manifesting that I am able to procure some Hilary Duff tickets today (whilst in a meeting in the office)

Excuse me sir, I am…wait…34 🙀

Starting the week as I mean to go on 💪

Happy Valentines 💌

What the fuck was that elimination on UKvTW? Yes I’m two days late

Finally my time to shine

😭

Melanie C tickets booked for May. That’s 2/5 Spice Girls I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧

sat listening to Kylie and have the unmanageable urge to get off me tits

Ur da sells Avon if you do this x

The chatgpt caricature thing is so bleak. Everyone’s posting these AI cartoons like “wow it really captured my essence!” my guy, it literally has logs of everything you’ve ever told it.

i'm not cocky, i just love myself bitch.

a mantra to live by honestly. go on holiday alone, go to the cinema alone, go to the bar alone, do things that make you happy! fuck what other people think. it's your life. YOLO

I should go and see more films that I know next to nothing about, I was pleasantly surprised by "Send Help" yesterday. Rachel McAdams was fantastic!

I forgot how much Glory slaps 🎶

Sat in the car, gaying it up before my therapy session (Hint: she’s blonde and whips her hair from side to side)

Is Neopets still a thing?

And when you look in my eyes, is it hard for you to realise. He’ll never be me.

Sexing in the attic When you felt so automatic Felt explosive when you had it When you cum all over me 💦

Wondering if they want my dinner?

it's my thursday today.

My God, I love Britney stans - I just found an unreleased song spreadsheet with download links and they're all in the best quality 👀

I love Melinda Verga, controversial take but she was doing too much in the lip sync

I love Melinda Verga, controversial take but she was doing too much in the lip sync

Ok now I want an iPod lol

Watching this and all I can think is how young she was here - 29 years old, 6th November 2011. Younger than I am now and yet all the freedom of an infant.

Had a heavy weekend on the alcohol and nutrition wasn’t the best, posting this as a reminder not to spiral and weight fluctuations are normal 🙈

If I said my heart was beating loud…

Right. I feel so melancholic today - this is my third day recovering from a night out, this is ridiculous. Going to the gym to do half a workout

I miss Britney Spears so much, just spent the afternoon watching some of her old interviews and performances. I know it's not just me, music doesn't hit in the same way it used to - maybe it's because I'm in my thirties now and just so busy ALL the time.

Good morning

Please.

Album of the Day Mel B - Hot

9:51am and work has managed to put me in a foul mood already 🫠 Anyone hiring for a FE software engineer (contract, would consider perm) - current specialty is Angular but have experience in React

No, you’ve spent your Saturday night preserving Victoria Beckhams “unreleased” music

Look what I bought (lol)

Can’t beat a bit of physical media 😉 #VictoriaBeckham #NotSuchAnInnocentGirl #CDWalkman #PhysicalMedia

IM NOT SUCH AN INNOCENT GIRL

Already bored of the Victoria Beckham dancing inappropriately memes I’ve seen all morning 🥱

Nobody cares what you looked like 10 years ago

The office is finally complete… ⚡️

Pillion was erm interesting

HEEL PRESSED DOWN ON YOUR NECK

I was pleasantly surprised to find I am Britney Jean on WOW Presents last night 😊

Good morning. A regular reminder: a tiny few hoard staggering wealth and own much of the media, while millions struggle to survive. That’s not an accident. It’s a choice made by those in power. Tax wealth. Fund public services. Build an economy for everyone - not the 1%.

How do people manage to pretend to be busy when they’re in the office? I swear to God I need a new job. Anyone hiring an Angular developer?

Probably a really bad idea to train legs on Saturday night when you need to walk home on the icy pavement 😬🥶

Why does the pump have to leave us?