Anyone else listen to music and plan out imaginary lip syncs or am I insane?

In a parallel universe I’m a drag queen 😍

A wholesome day was had

2 hours to take the dog to the vet, eat, shower, get ready and travel 😩

I do it all for him. For the one who didn’t know how to be confident. For the one who couldn’t advocate for himself. For the one who didn’t know how to be himself 💅 The solo trips, the exercise, the growth, it’s all for you.

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#FCF from my Balcony at Axel Maspalomas 😈

Greetings from Yumbo

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Friendly reminder

First load done 💦 🥵

So I’m noticing a pattern here: I go out, takes me days to recover and I feel so LOW for days afterward. Any tips?

The new PCD song is shit

Ugh bad mood because of work requirements changing at the final hurdle. Anyway here’s my ass #HumpDay

I caved.

So I can't find a physical copy of Pokopia anywhere?

No no no 🙂‍↔️

I don’t know how I managed to work in the supermarket for five years, been to the co-op and the self-serve tills are so overwhelming with all the sounds

If it ain’t the weather for tennis, guess we could just argue until dinner time 🤷‍♂️

I thought I was big and clever until Charmander and Squirtle wouldn’t obey 😂

Thought I looked nice here, we all love a low res pic

All 4 Kanto starters

Hehehehehe #PokemonLeafGreen

For everyone feeling depressed at the state of the world today. There is hope. Never give up 💚☮️🇵🇸✊

MCM

it's my first day back at work today so if anyone would like to send me pretty *dick pictures* that would be appreciated

Mentally I am still here…

En route home now 😢. Fantastic week with the family, can’t wait to have a wank xoxo

Day 6 in Paris (someone teach me how to pose)

Cuck chair at Disney Santa Fe

Greetings from Kalos 🇫🇷

Disney Day 5

Day 4 🇫🇷 - Disneyland

Day 3 @ Disneyland Paris

Disneyland Paris - Day 2 ✅

Pet peeve unlocked - people in ride queues who spoil the ride for other people with their inconsiderate conversations

Day 1 at Disneyland Paris ✅

Happy Hilary Duff day to all those who celebrate open.spotify.com/album/71t4M6...

Hello strangers of the internet, validate me

I got them but my God, that was harder than procuring tickets for Gaga

Manifesting that I am able to procure some Hilary Duff tickets today (whilst in a meeting in the office)

Excuse me sir, I am…wait…34 🙀

Starting the week as I mean to go on 💪

Happy Valentines 💌

What the fuck was that elimination on UKvTW? Yes I’m two days late

Finally my time to shine

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Melanie C tickets booked for May. That’s 2/5 Spice Girls I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧