Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows

Just met Howard, 91 years old, rolling into the gym for his daily workout. He wanted me to show him t-bar rows. This dude is in here crushing it EVERY DAY. Howard, I am proud to be your new gym friend!

Jesus Christ.

“You are not collecting that sneaker at the port.”

Once more, loudly, for the people in back. VAT in the UK is not a tariff.

It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory. Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.

Early voting today in Wisconsin

“See you at the equator…” #Severance

I spoke to George on twitter. I asked him how he handled setbacks. He said “I always thought I never lost, I just ran out of time. If I had that round, that minute back, what would I do differently? Learn, and you never lose.” Then he said a prayer for my papa who was also a boxer. The kindest man…

The Severance season finale was perfect. 10/10 no notes.

I have no time for foolishness tonight.

Any time I open LinkedIn

Somewhere, Angel Hernandez is shaking violently in a recliner.

France is awesome. Vive la France!

It just hit me… Severance is Neon Genesis Evangelion set in the corporate world. Lumon is NERV. Both are meditations on depression The innies are the EVAs Lumon is trying to trigger an “event” One of Mark’s files was labeled “Chicxulub” (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs)

Your outie is not responding to the productivity email.

We are living in an Office Space/Severance collab.

“Your outie just bought two dozen eggs.” “Your outie has no concerns about air travel.” “Your outie is comfortable knowing that climate change is being recognized.” “Your outie does not see a need to doom scroll, pleading for the asteroid to end it all.”

Data is the new oil... And a new “Rockefeller” has taken the stage.

Any time you suspect a hustle, ask yourself “who wins, and how?” If you wanted broke people to stay broke, how would you go about doing it? You are watching this “game” played out in real time.

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

Just over here gambling on the Puppy Bowl…

I’m sick of Puppy Mahounds and these bullshit refs

I’m sure that everyone who made a protest vote or sat out because “they’re both the same” feel quite justified in their respective selections. <end sarcasm>

My uncle once told me “Nick, in chaos lies opportunity.” I’m thinking about that a lot today for no reason whatsoever.

Going on a diet so I can become a post-apocalyptic War Boy.

WHO IS STAYING QUIET, AND WHO IS GETTING ANGRY WITH ME?!?

"I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future."

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

This is the correct response.

Rage Against The Machine’s lyrics should not be more relevant today than they were 30 years ago.

What would be hilarious, is if Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Denmark offered free online degrees to American students. Just wage direct war on the American student loan industry.

GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse ME IN 2025: ah, okay

@dmullenasc.bsky.social glad you are here!

Guys, bad things are happening, and bad things will continue to happen. It’s up to you to find your moral compass and make your stand on what YOU believe is right or wrong.

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

Me, seeing highlights of today’s buffoonery in DC:

Presidents are temporary, art is forever.

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

Support independent film. You want the studios to stop green-lighting Superhero Warrior Alliance part 12? Hit up Tubi and check out a micro-budget feature or three.

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. -David Lynch

Clicks and likes are currency, as are views. Be selective and don’t feed the machine in this arcade of horrors.

Yes.

We lost a titan of cinema. A man who made us fear normality and the mundane. Thank you for opening the door to weirdness for so many!

I refuse to spend the next four years being gaslit by big media. My moral compass works just fine, and I know big time fuckery when I see it, thanks.

“It's coming. I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Pop-Tart’s banner in my father's name. Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of Frosted Strawberry's skull. A WAR IN MY NAME! Everyone shouting my name!”

Fucking read this. Especially those of us who were taught the Tulsa Massacre was a “race riot”

“Does anyone have access to private water filtration? Need to act fast here. All water available is poisoned and dangerous. Will pay any amount. Thank you.”