sorry everybody i have been Less Online this month because my house got hit by lightning and burned down ⚡🏠🔥😜

i hope this is "Challengers but everybody's dead"

I loved Tom Lehrer so much that when I was 13 I wrote a satiric poem (not being a composer) about my classmates and teachers but the school didn’t think it was funny, assumed it was some kind of scary list of targets, and I got sent to boarding school out of state. anyway RIP to a legend

As Gaza starves, 420,000 pallets of aid is sitting in warehouses awaiting approval for entry. Meanwhile, Israel is running a propaganda campaign attempting to blame its starvation plan on the very aid groups to whom it’s denying access.

DIAGRAM has been a dream publication for me for a long, long time, so i'm so happy to be able to say i have two poems in this issue!

apropos of nothing but when authors describe characters with "wide eyes" i know intellectually they usually mean A but my brain always translates to B

i guess people are talking about if the NYC subway is scary and i'll chime in on this one. sometimes people in the car with you are talking or sleepy or annoying. sometimes people even sing at you! i don’t care for the singing. but the subway is not scary. what it is is not very accessible

Grateful to @catherineweiss.bsky.social‬ for the opportunity to publish her poems—and this GIF of a guy doinking off the propeller of the Titanic. bombmagazine.org/articles/202...

finally going to the salon for a haircut that makes me feel less like an old crone but afterwards having to come to terms with that while it's not exactly a ramona flowers haircut, it's not exactly NOT a ramona flowers haircut

independence day (1996)

my first attempt at flat needle felting. when im dead, plz put on my gravestone "say what ye will but the bitch had hobbies"

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my husband was having a nightmare and for whatever reason he started singing an eerie howling melody in his sleep and wouldn't wake up when i shook him and i can tell you right now i did not NOT care for that at 3am the night after seeing Sinners

very pleased to be able to say i'm in this issue with a poem called "late for the meeting and my hair's still wet"

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i just saw a trailer for a movie, like ostensibly a REAL movie released in theaters in 2009, and in the trailer there were three consecutive shots with the boom mic visible in the frame and i feel like im going crazy

-bombing people is really bad -we must stop the ppl in charge from doing it -by using a variety of tactics to get them to stop -including but not limited to making a big stink about the group chat stuff -while remembering the goal is zero bombs & no state violence

Always so good to get to read a new book by a talented friend 😍 read @catherineweiss.bsky.social's collection last night & highly recommend! Lots of poems I could share, but this one is, I think, my fav. "but good sex might not be clean. i want to be unclean without feeling like spoiled fruit."

We are heartbroken and outraged to learn that Alfredo "Lelo" Juarez was violently detained by ICE while dropping his partner off at work. He is reportedly being held at a private detention facility in Tacoma, Washington. 🧵

funniest possible day that i got added to my cousins' group chat

been thinking about this old one fuguejournal.com/look-how-muc...

people compare Severance to LOST but i am worried that it’s actually Prison Break. like S1 has a tight premise but then the guy escapes. so now what. S2 is break back in?! S3 they’re all in a new prison?! it doesn’t take that long to become pointless and frustrating. maybe should have been a movie

i don’t know anything about anything but if i had to guess why young white american men are becoming fascist little monsters in droves it would have to do with finding out that what their lives will probably be like (hard, sad, normal) is far from what they think was promised (being batman)

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The book is here! Pippin and Boulette helping me read a poem from Big Money Porno Mommy. @gameoverbooks.bsky.social www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...

remembering the time i tweeted a take about poets who humblebrag by calling their own poems “weird” and someone scolded me for being disrespectful to witches and wizards

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2 days to go! This has been an opportunity to set down some shame—around sex, desire, non-motherhood, relationships, fatness, mental health. Even, sometimes, finding humor there. I'm proud and nervous! Can't wait for you to read it. If you’d like a copy: www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...

Super excited to have a poem in the new issue of @y2kq.com www.y2kq.com/works/the-no...

When I was a kid I used to think being called an old soul was a compliment about being precocious but now I think people could just tell my bucket hat was not from dELia*s, it was from Eddie Bauer

Many thanks to Lily Lady for the thoughtful review of Big Money Porno Mommy in Petit Mort! www.petitmort.com/post/hot-tak...

i am having one of those days where i'm sad and frustrated with myself and my poems, but i remembered i'd written this a while ago for times like this one, and i found it and it made me feel a little better so maybe you might need it too

My newest collection is almost here! Here's a sample poem from Big Money Porno Mommy. Please consider pre-ordering at the link below to support me and @gameoverbooks.bsky.social if you can! Or share! Thank youuu www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...

in 9th grade i wrote a poem (with profanity!) that made fun of a bunch of teachers and classmates and i got in so much trouble i had to switch schools

I made a Severance fan song today... lol enjoy soundcloud.com/wiblet-weiss...

Kendrick doing us a solid. Can't afford those ad prices!

3rd grade. 1st, all book reviews should include where you found the book. 2nd, i love that the "well known phrase" i highlighted was something i've never heard of, rather than, say, "water water everywhere & not a drop to drink." also that nowhere do i mention an albatross. that bird can go to hell

my favorite thing about marriage is you can have a little fun with it. like today i'm loudly listening to the Chicago soundtrack to see how long it takes to make my husband express concern

my book comes out next month and if you like poems about fatness, moms, power, and/or desire, i think you'll like it! pre-orders really help me and the press; you can get it here: www.gameoverbooks.com/store/p/big-...

today i watched a youtube video where some geologist in a silly hat explained why recent earthquakes could indicate the USA east coast tectonic plates could be turning into a more active subduction zone (or something) and for the record i welcome being sucked into the earth's mantle in 2025

Hi all. Not much to say but anything really helps. Scary to put myself out there but this procedure would mean the world to me.🤍 it would change my life. gofund.me/2b57a328

i wrote this poem!!!

2025 is my year of figuring out how to turn off notifications

i'm going through photos from high school for a project and ugh i wish i could tell her she's going to be ok

i just finished hand drawing a zine to capture the essence of procrastinating on a laptop with social media. it's called "how to write a poem good" and it might be my highest effort with lowest hope of reward of anything i've ever made and i'm a poet so that's saying something

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i remembered: poems!!!

Israel has burned northern Gaza’s last remaining hospital. And kicked out its patients, including neonatal and ICU patients. I picked a western news source since y’all seem more likely to believe those. I don’t know how else to get people to care. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/h...

YouTubers talking about two practically identical Animal Crossing NPCs: Fusilli is so cute. I spent 50 hours scouring every corner of ACNH to find him and bring him to my island. I dream about Fusilli. I pray to Fusilli as he is my god. He is so perfect I’ve gone insane. Bloopy can die in a fire

whenever i see this image a shock of adrenaline courses through me because once i took edibles on an empty stomach and the last thing i remember before i fell out of time was Niko texting me this meme so yeah i lived with the gunch for a thousand thousand years and i'm different now