Y'all I have done fuck all today (vacuumed fur off the couch, dusted the living/dining room, fired off the roomba, washed the dog's bed and rug, salted the driveway in case tonight's snow hits harder than forecast, wheeled the bins down the hill after trash pickup) and I am tired anyway.

Anyway the dog is angry because I won't let her chase the roomba

Forum-style discussion might be a bit old school, but at least we'll never ask you to send us a picture of yourself...

Made enchiladas with leftover shredded pork and fuuuuck were they good.

Managed to clear the driveway again. Might have overdone it but I absolutely had to get the cans to the curb tonight because I can't fit any more trash or recycling in them. Gonna pop a couple of Tylenol and make some coffee.

MY SWEET BABY IS FREE

Apparently I need to be queerer on main.

One good thing about having a crushing mortgage rate in a high property value state: my federal tax refund is gigantic this year.

I would very much like my former hometown to demolish my current hometown. ...this is not about sports.

I am 100% not the person to ask for football opinions.

There's no rule that says a dog can't be pope.

I lit a fire (in the fireplace, I swear) and the doggo is Not Having This Shit™.

My Superb Owl (courtesy of @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social)

I thought this was a weird looking rock, but it's a deer.

I feel like changing Search for Azcanta's oracle text to surveil 1 is functional errata given how many cards have the words "when you surveil".

Meanwhile, between coats of wax, I did some more fucking around with my coffee shop Lego concept and installed a chevron tile backsplash.

I decided today would be my semi-annual Oil and Wax the Fancy Wood Things day, so I've been polishing cutting boards, butcher block, and antique tables all morning. My hands have never felt so soft.

Related, I thought balsamic vinaigrette had gone bad, but it turns out the oil had solidified because I had it on the back of the shelf of the fridge next to the cool air vent.😐

Just vacuum packed and froze 24 boneless pork chops, 18 boneless chicken thighs, four boneless chicken breasts, a pack of chicken breast tenders, and a pack of chicken breast chunks. I get anxious when the freezer is empty.

It is snowing again and I may lose my shit.

Had a good job interview today, so I'm treating myself to an adventure (dropping off an Amazon return at Kohls).

This broke me but in a good way youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?...

There's this grocery store chain in the south that makes amazing sausages in the store (Lowe's Foods, not to be confused with Lowes Home Improvement), and whenever they put them on sale my dad buys them up, vacuum packs them, and freezes them for me to bring back next time I'm visiting.

Panera at 11:45 on a Thursday is entirely: -elderly women -elderly men -mommie groups

FINALLY made it out of the house, so I'm treating myself to soup and a cookie at Panera before I pick up meds and buy groceries.

THE DRIVEWAY IS FINALLY CLEAR! (Now to see if I can get up the hill or if I need more salt.)

I had one six foot by four foot section of driveway left to clear when the battery died, so tomorrow I'll finally be able to leave the house.

Got the puppy a lobster. The website claims it's indestructible. Challenge accepted.

>working on commander jumpstart cube I'm beginning to regret my life choices.

Did a job interview this morning, then another round of shoveling, so I am mentally and physically wiped. I *think* I can have the driveway fully cleared with two more passes.

I want almost all of these secret lairs but I just had to borrow money from my parents to pay my mortgage so, yeah, sitting out this round. I'll pick up Fancy New Shadowheart on the secondary market in a couple of months.

Good news: I finally have a hole cut in the wall wide enough for my car

Today in Multitasking... Working on the jumpstart cube lists on the giant touchscreen while watching Price is Right

No one knows. We lose track of them once you get to pre-Revolution history. I know I had an ancestor on my mom's side who fought in the Revolution (she was offered--and declined--membership in DAR).

Finally breeched the 3.5' wall the city erected across my driveway. The hole isn't big enough for a car yet but we're getting there.

Anyway back to the grind*. *shoveling snow

This is my new "favorite" conspiracy-but-not-a-conspiracy-theory: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

We are plumbing new and heretofore unexplored levels of depression tonight.

at least i’ve never audibly shit myself in front of dozens of reporters, unlike some united states presidents

Fun fact: the opera scene in FFVI Pixel Remaster is fully orchestrated with actual vocals

Honey miso shrimp with spicy cabbage and broccoli over furikake rice.

Seriously, if you had told me that videogame microtransactions were a plot by billionaire pedophiles to "indoctrinate kids into an economy" I'd have assumed you were a Loomer-level QAnon nutjob, and yet we live in a timeline where this is an actual Epstein File:

So it turns out that literally every bad actor from The Discourse of the past two decades is in the Epstein Files.

The temptation to put all my Battle of Hoth Legos on the snowdrift on the deck is very high today.

The only reason I live in this icy hellhole is employment and now I don't even have that. Please, someone, anyone, set up a drug company someplace warm.

Battery died with about a yard left so I said fuck it and swam the rest of the way to the mailbox.

I dont know if there will ever be any sort of public recognition/reckoning, but Alex Jones accusing progressives/far left of all the depraved, baroque "eyes wide shut" shit associated with his imagined secret societies while supporting the exact people actually involved is the funniest shit ever

OMG I might actually get to the mailbox today. First shovel session got to The Big Tree, which is over 3/4 of the way up. Next session is at 2 PM. The package I'm waiting for (new charger for my convertible laptop since pupper chewed the cord on day 1 of snowmageddeon) is out for delivery by 4 PM.

QAnon being right about there being an elite cabal of pedophiles while electing the pedophiles may genuinely be one of the greatest own goals in human history

I did not have "FNAF porn in the Epstein Files" on my 2026 bingo card.