It’s Tuesday, go ahead and stick your face down there boy

Everyone posting their PS wrapped most played games and their Top 5 is all like 80h each game, meanwhile Pax Dei released on the 16th of October and I have over 300h on it already 😭

Kinda dad vibes today

My beard fell off?

I don’t wanna get out of bed🙂‍↔️

I'm not fat enough

Can't stop saying "Pew! Pew! Pew!" like Kyuujin in Superhero

Days at the office feel like this

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New cool phone, same old bathroom

Tummy tuesday ❤️

Sorry for not posting a tummy Tuesday yesterday, god tried to rapture me but she said I was too fat and couldn’t lift me up all the way 😪😪😪

Wtf do you mean you posted that an hour ago and you're already reblogging it?? I get wanting external validation but damn

Bokki is doing well. Loves himself a good pillow, and today we finally get to take him on his first walk outside!

🎶 Under pressure, body sweatin', can you focus? I deliver, I can promise, I'm the coldest 🎶

Wood Morning #mcm

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

Holy shit this S2 of Drag Race Brasil might actually dethrone GAS as the worst season ever, completely lost interest after Adora was kicked off and it's just gotten worse and worse.

It's my birthday soon

#Fcf tarde

Finally time to get naked

Since it’s Friday

Birthday coming up and all I want is a fuck buddy that lives a maximum of 20 seconds away from my place

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Tummy Tuesday no meu espelho sujo

Titty Tuesday

I might not get laid, but I get paid (holy shit I worked two overtime saturdays and now I have so much money for my birthday!)

Happy Tuesday, I’ve got a tummy in desperate need of rubbing 🤗

I love when I take a pic and my belly just cannot fit in frame

Texas

Guys, meet Tteokbokki, or Bokki for short. He has his own fan because it's hot and we're spoiling him 🥺♥️

Spent the last week on loop "I'm running on your rhythm, through the solar system, come with meeeeeeee"

Two more days until I get my paid sabbatical and then my vacation and then I can ignore this shithole for two whole months and just suck dick for that entire time tbh

feeling cute today hehe

Long time no see, technically it’s Tuesday right?

I need some dick

Imagine 8hr of overtime on a Saturday because I'm bored and sad with nothing else to distract me but work