Kanye going through close to 20 years of grief 😮‍💨

If I can help it, I will never again go to a major concert in Houston.

The U.S. has officially accepted a luxury jetliner from Qatar as a gift, and slated it to become a new Air Force One. Experts say that overhaul could take years and cost hundreds of millions.

this is some death-becomes-her level work right here. Whatever she paid, it was worth it.

He just found out someone was replicating his whole life for clicks including posting family and friends who passed and the first thing you think to ask is not “Are you okay?” But “Are you single?” and “Do you date white women?”

Monthly PSA

fully obsessed with shaboozey's met gala 2025 look. the teeth matching the fit. the nail details. the play of shapes.

I was trying to avoid Cowboy Carter content and just came across a clip. A PUDDLE 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰

IF you get away with arson once, consider it luck. Two or more?!? Know the ppl are building a case

Laughed FROM MY STOMACH

One of the witnesses in Diddy's upcoming federal racketeering trial is a former employees who prosecutors say "kept a personal diary" that detailed Diddy's behavior "toward herself and others." www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/judge-in-d...

The acting is fine, but film itself is an absolute gem 😮‍💨😍 Ryan Coogler did such an amazing job telling the story in all its avenues. TRULY AMAZING WORK! youtu.be/YWqTXowtqJg?...

Trevor Noah has been having some damn good episodes

Ppl are f*ing WEIRDOS

This week is my birthday week and Holy week. I love when they align; I feel like it's a flashing neon sign saying "Pause. Reflect. Don't keep searching for life among dead things. Renew." Now the challenge is prioritizing the time to do those things.

I wonder what Target’s shareholders are strategizing and if they realize they’re up against a clock. I don’t see a good recovery for them unless they have a serious “come to Jesus” moment with the public well before re-election. I’d go so far to say that it needs to happen this year.

When folks started talking boycotts, it didn't feel like there was much faith that we could make a difference. That was wrong. Turns out there's nothing super special about shopping there, and it's easy to make other choices. I don't see why I should ever give them another dime. We moved on.

Ciara and Megan Thee Stallion at Coachella 2025

MILAN (AP) — Prada Group announces purchase of Versace fashion house from its U.S. owner in a deal valued at $1.4 billion.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Those Americans drawing the line at Kerrygold butter

I’m no expert, but of ALL the countries that give “The North Remembers” energy… China seems like THEE one. There’s no coming back from this

US forges ahead with 104% tariffs on China, says willing to talk to other countries www.reuters.com/world/china-...

Not me literally doing this at my desk while watching white lotus 🤣

I had a feeling not all HEB crawfish stands were created equal but GAH DAMN I just had the most bland crawfish ever in my life!!!! Did they cook them in just pure water?!?!

OOF Price increase coming

I was offline dealing with a toddler health issue, and I've come back to... what exactly?

(Less than two hours left, Senator Booker... hang in there. Hold on.)

Guess we’re running yesterday back 🙃

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Nothing like topping a day of moving off with some good ole social anxiety 🫠

if I send you this it means I’ve done zero prep work but I’ll get by #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus

All I keep thinking about is how Pete Hegseth raised questions of the competency of a Black four-star general and Air Force fighter pilot who was the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Hegseth asked did he get the job “because of his skin color? Or his skill? We’ll never know, but always doubt.”

It’s all so asinine, it almost makes you question if it’s on purpose. But it’s not.

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

Literally me rn bc WTF?!

My latest: rest in peace, George Foreman... open.substack.com/pub/joyannre...

Happening this Saturday in Altadena, California:

It’s only been 25 minutes #Severance

I’ve already been breaking up with the news but even on socials it’s too much too fast

😫 my nerves can’t take the news

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That’s okay, they got it