Had a phone call with my mom today. #iceoutmpls #iceoutminneapolis #iceoutcomics

Bartender at this wedding is tall, comically jacked like a wrestler, and his name tag says Chad. Just perfect.

@vicmmic.bsky.social is endlessly funny and charming. They are just the best and bring light to my unfortunately currently dark life <3 Thanks

Just watched Shin Godzilla. I haven't really ever seen a Godzilla movie, and that was amazing and horrifying.

Job interview today, lets go.

Alanna Ubach is unbelievably attractive.

Message from the Snow King

Saw this memory pop up, @bransonreese.bsky.social has always been right

Guillermo Del Taco

I have officially joined the world of vinyl. This rules

Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...

Watching Fargo for the first time and the Mike Yamagita scene was just an ITYSL skit lol

My mom still calls the small room we had our N64 in as kids “the Nintendo room” and I think that’s really cute. She also 120 starred Super Mario 64. Never played a game before or since. Something about that game hooked her lol

I like to watch emotionally draining positive video compilations sometimes. But every fucking one now has a voiceover telling you what you just saw, and how to feel. "She's feeling pretty overwhelmed now after that announcement! She can't help but cry! See what happens next!" Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Krusty the Clown is pretty damn funny. Gotta give it up

They named him Buster Bunny cause he was also shooting ropes

Louis Armstrong: I hear babies cry Oh you’ve heard about that? Wow you know like the most obvious things about babies dude congrats

Love start and stop traffic on new years day at 2am in heavy snow. This is good.

Someone vented on the doughboys reddit about having lost a loved one recently and when Mitch made a joke about death, sent them off thinking about their loss and was pretty upset. Mitch comments that he DM'd him and to please check it. I post on here that TNL podcast is helping me stay positive, and

Thanks to Nicole Parker, @brettmorris.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social for bringing me so much joy from The Neighborhood Listen. Things are so bleak in my life on multiple fronts currently, but those three never fail to make me genuinely laugh and forget about it for a while.

Funny line that someone could use in a script. Someone is explaining something: Person: First and foremost, (some information). Second and fifthmost (some more info.) Pretty good stuff

Happy times

Never go Ass 2 Dad

Melinda Dillon in A Christmas Story 🥵

Ate some spicy wings earlier and now I’m setting off some absolute barn busters

Calling 911 cause Chuck E. Cheese isn’t open on Christmas morning

Took an edible before playing for this church service. I am having constant intrusive thoughts. Just start playing the growling trumpet soli from the overture to Chicago mid-sermon lol

Can you angel an egg?

Getting my gun in case Santa shows up

12:30am Xmas burger time after playing for church service. Wake up in 7 1/2 hours to do it again

lol it’s Christmas Eve and the first thing my “smart” tv shows me on the Home Screen is a big banner for Silence of the Lambs

Hey there frozen pizza, I hope you are ready to be eaten by me.

There was a like 3 week period we had a wild rescued baby squirrel in my house when I was like 13. That fucking ruled so hard. It would climb on you and you could give it snacks and shit and it would just post up. We let him go wild though and released him while he was still young enough to thrive.

Homemade McRib night, they’re in the freeze. Pork chop meat only, no pig knuckles here. Found a copycat McRib sauce recipe I’ll make when it’s time to fry em up in an hour or so.

Whoever made this "Playing with the Big Boys" song from ITYSL so perfectly captured this style of music. Possibly, my absolute least favorite genre of music there is.

Just crushed a cheeseburger for lunch. Bubba, you've done it again.

2am, wide awake

Been a bit backed up and took miralax on Saturday. Finally was able to separate the art from the artist today.

I've been told by reliable sources, that I CANNOT kick it. No, I can't 😢😭

I like one McRib a year. For some reason my region is a dead zone 75% of the time. 3D printed a mold for the shape, and will be making a homemade one soon. They can’t stop me.

Season six of South Park is goated. Endless classic episodes. Ass-pen, Lord of the Rings, and so many more.

Can’t wait to see Connor O’Malley live this Saturday

Times I've laughed the hardest in my life: - Under the Apple Tree - Santa Baby (What Happened to the Pig from Black Mirror?) @cbbworld.bsky.social is just the best

Let's fucking go

Asked a French dude if him saying "petting a frog" was French-code for cranking hog. His response? "Oui."

Just finished 28 Years Later. Super good movie, and I wouldn’t have ever guessed that ending lmaooooo

Just watched 28 Weeks Later. The opposite of a feel-good movie. Good lord

Let's just say... Karl's a lot

Shaved my head for the first time yesterday. I've buzzed it off a ton, but never actually shaved. I love the smooth feeling lol