Just finished 28 Years Later. Super good movie, and I wouldn’t have ever guessed that ending lmaooooo

Just watched 28 Weeks Later. The opposite of a feel-good movie. Good lord

Let's just say... Karl's a lot

Shaved my head for the first time yesterday. I've buzzed it off a ton, but never actually shaved. I love the smooth feeling lol

Watching Stranger Things season 5 and hate to report that, well, its woke 😔😔 More like Woker Things Vecna? More like Woke-na The Duffer Brothers? Seems like the WOKER Brothers to me!! 🙄🙄

Bro how sexy was this thing that made bro believe in miracles?

Wow. Found that my GPU has been limited to PCI-E 4.0 x1, despite being in an x16 port! I wondered why performance hadn't got better at all after upgrading my CPU. Took today using GPU-Z to see it. It was the jumper extension cable I was using for it... Plugged directly in, and now get x16... Wow.

This poop is definitely thanksgiving dinner

Lmao the tone shift in Muppets Take Manhattan They really hit him with that taxi

"Oh Peter, you really are the height of just too much-ery."

One’s gotta go

Ngl, I think it’s weird when actors say stuff like this. You’re an actor, you’re acting. It’s fake. If you can’t do it then you’re bad at your job.

My anaconda don’t want none I’m taking him to the vet

Teeth olberman

Winning a close game of ranked Rocket League is still just the best. 3v3, we go down 0-3 and one teammate leaves, we come back 3-3 to go to OT and one of their teammates leave. Now its 2v2 and after 13 min of overtime we won... Beyond satisfying.

Guy who owns a Dollar Store in 1878: One day this is gonna' make sense, just trust me.

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

1/4 tsp citric acid 2 tsp sugar Sour candy coating, minus the candy. Shit is so addictive I love sour candy too much lol

Local news station on Facebook: Cop shoots a dog on a recent call, watch the video here!

Damn I never realized Jimmy Kimmel started his late night show literally directly after leaving The Man Show. Was his appeal at the time that he was the "raunchy" late night guy? Cause he's definitely nothing like his Man Show self anymore

Friar Tuck? More like Triar Fuck. get this scumbag outta my woods. -Sheriff of Nottingham probably

Damn you can make stuff with things? -Me watching people make stuff on youtube with things

Cool thing about making soup in the north east in cold weather is just sticking that pot outside with a lid on in the snow. No fridge needed.

Haven't been working since July. My sleeping and eating schedule is like I live on the west coast, and not east. 12:22am, and I'm about ready to eat dinner in an hour. Will wake up around 11am tomorrow. That's fucked But hey, french onion soup gonna slap, I'll be posting pics, first time making it.

First episode of Pluribus… holy shit. If Vince Gilligan pays this series premise off well, then I think he would be ascended easily to the like “Spielberg” of TV creator/directors.

It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king. And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo, super-king. Such funny lyrics parodying New York, New York

Funnel cakes inbound

When the function has funnel cake

Jeremy says, "Mlem"

Gladly watching my parents cat for them while they are on vacation. Since they baby sit my dog all the time, he adjusted like, instantly to being here. Been here about 5 hours and is just hanging out laying down out in the open. Some cats wouldn't show their face the whole two weeks lol Chillest cat

Jesus I got my ego stroked tonight subbing in for this big band. I'm ok with it, I'll take deserved praise where I can get it lol

I’m so embarrassed that I was such a huge fan of his till about 2015 when I discovered Comedy Bang Bang, Spont, and adjacent pods. Adam Carolla at one point was a whip-crack unique improv mind, but man is he just a hollow conservative shell now. Gross. Must be how my exes feel about dating me lol

Give it up for Joesph Campbell, found of Campbell soup company Thanks for the soup, King.

Chipotle hands down best fast food in the game right now for value to quality and flavor. $12 gets me easily two meals, some times three.

Lowest weigh in day: 222.5 lbs Started the year at ~285 lbs While my life may not be going particularly well, at least I’m losing weight still. Man those first few months of GLP-1 were so rapid with the loss. Been off them since May but still steadily losing weight. It retaught me portion control

Walked my dog last night accidentally during prime trick or treat time. Cool hippy lady called me up her driveway and gave me a candy bar. Must be the first time I have received candy from a house on trick or treat night since I was like 16-17 lol For one brief second, I felt childhoods warmth

Not sure what’s going on at this spa. The bathtub is cast iron and there is a small fire under it. It’s getting too hot, but whenever I complain to the masseuse, they just cut up more carrots and onions and add it to the water??

that’s right beg you miserable worm

For South Park fans, its crazy that we've had PC Principle on for longer now, than we had Chef.

The name of the game is Lightworks

Maybe its because my personal life is in tatters, and the world at large is just worse by the minute, but My Neighbor Totoro was exactly the kind of soul food I needed. Darling film.

A little over halfway through My Neighbor Totoro. Maybe the cutest movie ever? Miyazaki is a massive blind spot for me.

Me after I stop taking metamucil every day and don't add any extra fiber to my diet: Huh, wonder why I got severe old timey diarrhea?

Rewatching The Sopranos and Janice did some bitchy shit and I said out loud "Jesus Christ Janish" and a second later Tony said exactly that lol

I need a browser extension that blocks when food youtubers show off "how crunchy" their food is. I don't give a fuck.

They made Icarus such a twink in Hades 2 lol

Dry brine pickle experiment. Will ferment in its own juices pulled by a 3% salt to veggie and spice blend ratio. Should be 2-4 weeks or so.

Chris Columbus bitch ass holding my unemployment payment an extra day

Dudes Hades 2 is just SO GOOD Beat first overworld run with literally 4hp left and no death defiance.