Would "Too Many Cooks" even kind of hit for a younger crowd? I fear not, and that makes me feel old as hell.

Pesky bee!!!

Green is not a creative colour

For anyone who might want or need to see this, if you stop drinking tomorrow, on New Years Day you'll have 100 days sober.

I love movies with dialogue from children that is just so not what a child would say. Like 10 year old boy to his mom who is a therapist: "Have you accepted it yet? That dad is gone? You know, you go around helping everyone else all day, but you never help yourself. *Walks away mid-dinner*" lmao

Don’t isolate yourself from friends and family as Al Pacino in career defining roles challenge level: Impossible

Jesus Christ Steve Bauer is hot af in Scarface, lord. He was already very handsome in Breaking Bad, but jeez

Nightmare blunt rotation

Listening back to a recording of a big band gig I was in last night, and while every other pillar of my life is crumbling to dust, my jazz improvisation is getting like, really good. I actually am impressed hearing myself back now, love to see it. Now to call unemployment to see why I no get money

Absolutely sandblasting this venues bathroom before a gig

I really wish I could just be unconscious for like a year. I hate being alive currently.

Easily at the lowest I’ve ever been in my life. God I could use a hand right now, things are bleak.

Depression and being off GLP for a few months now has gotten me back to bad old habits. Really going to try to break them now before they metastasize again. Still hovering between 222-229lbs, and really don’t want to backslide to the 230s. I haven’t backslid since this journey started in January

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Seeing people being fired for posting about him. I have one trick though, be unemployed already

Unemployed and essentially burned a $300 check. Kill me.

Won't tag him as I know he "loves" fan interaction online, but- Happy birthday PFT (doo dah doo dah)

About to absolutely truck a cheeseburger and loaded baked potato. All homemade.

At Offbook live!

Excited to be totally out of the internet going to see Offbook w/ Zach and Jess tonight!! Leaving in 30 min.

“RFKs voice is like that cause he’s the throat goat.” Hey Randy is simply the best podcast there is

Thoughts and prayers of course

Had a dream last night that a friend was cleaning out his dads place after he passed, and found a log that his dad kept of every time he jerked off ever, with time and date stamps. I told him he should post it to /r/specific_bookkeeping Was sad to find it wasn't a real subreddit upon waking

Hahahahaha Apple really showing off the heteronormative assumptions of its AI summary when my wife texts me that she wants to hang out and eat dinner

In my breaded chicken sandwich era

Neat pic I took today

Tallulah takes a water break on our hike today

Just got tickets to see Off Book live next week in Cleveland!! It’s so rare it seems for tours to come to Cleveland (luckily excluding CBB and Doughboys), so I GOTTA go! Can’t wait to see Zach and Jess, and the incomparable musicians including everyone’s favorite @brettmorris.bsky.social

If I ever have an acquaintance that has a kid that gets sick because of vaccines they denied them, I will literally call them out for it. Vaccines, our greatest accomplishment in medicine. We are blessed to be able to take them. People in other counties pine for them where they don’t have access.

Why is it my two friends who are now clean for a long time from heroin, are also seemingly anti-vax now for kids. I don’t get it. They seemingly never were dumb, just got addicted to a shitty drug. Then got and stayed clean. Now this though? What’s the correlation

Two nights in a row where I’ve had a stressful dream involving a cat. I love cats!!

When you got a bad rideshare driver

oscar the grouch made some great points about everyone shutting the hell up. he will be missed

Never posting anything political ever again on here. Will start blocking keywords too. The worst.

Tiring already seeing democrats cast aside the guy who is kind of pulling the party together and invigorating it because he isn't perfect. There will be no candidate probably ever that is perfect. For the love of god, have we learned nothing from the last 12 years!?!? FUCKING GOD its annoying

Just made an absolutely delicious cheeseburger. I'd have posted a picture, but I ate it first.

Made pickles. Am happy.

Dreamt last night that Mitch was in an “It Follows” situation with a cat. He kept saying, “Just need to stay four days ahead of it!” And there was a black cat slowly creeping towards him.

Still holding out hope that I can marry Claire Saffitz

Saddest short story: "Petard for sale; never hoisted."

The new season of Twisted Metal is SOOOO good! Very funny, while also wrenching a tear out of me at a point, and I'm not even finished yet. Just watched the Prom episode. @shaundiston.bsky.social and all the other writers are so talented! Baby wants season three!!!

Had both sides of the coin in dreams last night Positive one: Was confidently telling people about my weight loss and getting compliments Negative one: Non-sexually showering with a girl & then start having uncontrollable liquid diarrhea and leave the shower in horror shitting all over her place

“T” is for her tooth filled mouth “T” is for her tooth filled mouth

My dog is asleep with her legs pressing against me, and I can clearly feel her walking in her sleep. I’ve seen her twitch in her sleep tons, but never had her paws on me like this. Wonder where she’s going…

Leaves of four Eat some more!

Started taking post-biotics (adding a dollop of Greek yogurt into the toilet after I shit)

Just had an exorcism in the bathroom. I feel 10 lbs lighter.

Doing the thing I do every few months where I binge sad/happy videos that make me cry.

The long five day wait for the cukes to turn to pickles begins...

For pickles being my literal favorite snack food, and how easy it is to make them, why have I not done it yet? That changes today. Got pickling cukes, dill, pickling spice, and hot banana peppers. Cukes and banana peppers both locally grown! Now I just need to wait five long days...