Pantone’s defense mechanism of the year is confused hissing!

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

Pantone’s vibe of the year is uneasy institutional silence

A capital idea!

Pantone’s color of the year is drunk liquor store raccoon burglar

Welcome back to #FossilFriday! Here is a Petoskey Stone which is Michigan's state stone. It is a colonial rugose coral known as Hexagonaria percarinata. This comes from the Middle Devonian (Givitian) Gravel Point Formation (Traverse Group). Each corallite that you see would have housed a polyp.

Happy #caturday! Otis prefers empty pants for napping, and Ebenezer enjoys a warm lap. May you be cozy as housecats in this dark midwinter time.

Neither am I. Maybe ill go to the pub with Steve.

Look at this cutie!!!

Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈

Release the Epstein Files!

When the weather gets wintery there are 2 types of people: grumbles, and those of us who enjoy the stark beauty. May you find beauty every day.

dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.

Add this to your Christmas viewing line up. You won't regret it!

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I can feel my hooked beak coming in now

What an interesting thing

Dennis!

Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January

Everyone has a talent

Happy Holidays

This fossil is of a lobed-finned fish named Osteolepsis macrolepidotus and was found in Scotland. The Devonian Period (named after fossils first found in Devon, England), is known as "The age of fishes" and was fish transformed into three major groups: lobe-finned, ray-finned, and sharks.

In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly. In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported. 🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Two miles of ice core on the shelf at our national ice core facility in Lakewood, Colorado. The WAIS Divide core from West Antarctica is a 3400m long (deepest US core, 2nd deepest ice core ever) 68,000 year old record of high resolution climate.

This is my kind of good trouble.

Friendly reminder that the weekend before Thanksgiving is officially the beginning of holiday stress season which means it’s alllll mashed potatoes and anxiety meds from here on out baby so lock in

My interior design aesthetic is what I call ‘ancient Egyptian burial chamber’ and that’s where the purpose of every single room in my house is to surround me with enough of my favorite things to last me through the afterlife

Look it's simple, we want less stress and we want to be able to afford things again and we want to feel like the rewards we were once promised for a lifetime of hard work still exist and also we want Wishbone back and those are the things we want

This.

Me too, Steve.

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

Love my Country! 🇺🇲 Ashamed of my Government! #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

High drama

Powerful.

It occurs to me now that the discipline of history was not born out of reverence for the past, but rather out of somebody watching the people in charge make the most insane decisions and just being like “if I don’t write this down nobody’s ever gonna believe any of it happened”

All these pies are great

Octopuses have nine brains—one in their head and one in each of their eight arms, which are all capable of acting independently. But humans invented Extra Toasty Cheez-Its, so our brains are pretty cool, too.

I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly

Home sick today, feeling like a pillbug

My meds sometimes give me absolute bangers

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