Decided to stop by the Stadium for a boost as I’m feeling more and more apathetic about the #Crew96 organization and the upcoming season (I’m talking mid-season Andrulis levels here). Thing is, I was paying a third of the price back then. A big crossroad this season is for me I think.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

Who’s down with SMG, “Yeah you know me!!!” Who’s down with SMG, “Yeah you know me!!!” Who’s down with SMG, “Yeah you know me!!!” #Crew96

I sometimes dwell on the past if #Crew96 didn’t get food poisoned for the 2024 CCC Final what we’d be now. The team would stay together through the Club World Cup, etc. Now our best coach and players are gone. It’s all food poisoning’s fault and will continuously hashtag so. #FUFoodPoisoning

What’s sad is Sat. Oct. 18 2025 may be the last time we see Nagbe live on the pitch in Columbus if #Crew96 crash and burns losing as a 9 seed in the playoffs. 🤦‍♂️😔 My goodness they need to turn their run of play around ASAP.

I’ll tell ya what. I ❤️ Bush!

My God, this #Crew96 game is so bad, I’m making a double marg. IYKYK, this may be a bad choice.

And 10 minutes of added time for NYCFC to save the #Crew96 season…for now.

Annnndd, I’m watching the NY game. It would track if #Crew96 qualify after losing to Chicago.

Crazy, but not crazy, that I enjoyed the North Lot tailgate more than attending this #Crew96 game from my seat. Can I just get #Nordecke tailgate season tickets?! 😆🤦‍♂️

Patrick should have saved that… #Crew96 #LateMsg

So I’m rolling through Columbus’s 1st annual #DRACColumbus Taste of Downtown Columbus event since 11am. Many drinks had. Tonight’s #Crew96 game should be interesting… 🤪

I have no more posts to give this season. #Crew96 #Toast #Sad

Holy 💩 #Reds, every clutch moment of effort last week just evaporated into, now, the end of the season. Wow!

The Cincinnati #Reds blew another lead in Sacramento as the Athletics completed a 3-game sweep on Sunday evening www.redlegnation.com/2025/09/14/c...

Also, totally blanked that #Crew96 we’re playing tonight while I watch the Buckeyes. WTF?! Guess I can never watch a game live for the rest of the season. #RossiHatTrickInAHalf

He’s totally at the “Homecoming is so F’ing Exhausting” phase of the day. 😆

Don, is this what you want…did you get what you wanted?!! You just made #MLS a laughing stock on a global stage! Great job di¢khe@d!! #LeaguesCup

Messi plays in MLS because his salary is subsidized by fans of teams not in Fort Lauderdale. His teammate friends are fucking clowns. His adult fanboys who pay to watch him play will not stick around. The league was endlessly more palatable before him, and will be immediately better once he leaves.

And that breakaway miss pretty much wraps up the #Crew96 season for me. 🤦‍♂️

I don’t mind at all. 😉 No cheating. The last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Sad that this is what I come to expect from #Crew96 at this point in the season. Reinforcements coming, but may be too late to host more than one playoff game at LDC.

Cash grab tourney or not, doesn’t matter. I care about wins for the #Crew96 players and hope they can find a way to get out of this “late-game collapse” funk they are in. Also, a couple more goals would help with solid chances missed (including a gift of a PK) #Disappointed #PlayBetter

Just realized only MLS 4 teams make the knockout phase of Leagues Cup. Wow! So basically 1 point tonight for the #Crew96 IMO will not be enough to advance.

#Crew96, a truly awful performance. Been a while since I’ve seen poor performances both offensively and defensively; plus Gazdog back to the usual 0 impact multi-million $$ signing. Sad. 😔

Tough end for the #Crew during a long streak of top East opponents. Hope to reboot the win streak before the All-Star break and League’s Cup. Oh, and GazDOG is an absolute cash-fire right now. 🙄

The Haslam family not only uses their obscene wealth to purchase our legislators, ratfuck our democracy, & make our state a more deadly place to live, but they also raise ticket prices on us while pilfering our tax dollars for their private vanity dome. Shame on them, and on their enablers. #Crew96

And Cucho, and Aiden, and Christian, and Lucas, and Guillermo, heck 48 yr old Stern would be better at this point. #Crew96

I certainly enjoyed watching them back then. At this point, watching the worst half of #Crew96 soccer in some time, I’d be happy with top three in the East. 🙄🤦‍♂️

The C-Bus Skyline going all pink for the Race for the Cure tomorrow! 💖

Hey @reds.com! How about playing some baseball like you started this season. 🤦‍♂️ #PlayBetter Really?! The White Sox?!

Columbus Arts Fest is in June. A great opportunity to collect signatures there for Franklin County. I’m at the ready whenever/wherever.

How is it that nobody in the studio was like: "Bro, it clearly sounds like you're saying "wrapped up like a douche" in that song."?

Although #Crew96 awareness is MUCH better in C-Bus than in the past, this thread is spot on. Well said Ralph.

And just look at these TV promos... #Crew96

Supporting both Black and Gold teams tonight. The lads in my oldest’s neck of the woods in the Land of Enchantment and #Crew96. MNU did their job, the Crew need to do theirs. Go Crew!

Oh Lord, really?! #IAmOld

Champion caliber teams will beat San Diego by 2 or 3 goals. #Crew96 didn’t. You know a name I barely heard tonight…JRR. Disappointing he can’t be next level consistently. Plus I’m not impressed in his press work rate. He barely made an impact IMO. The long start to the season continues.

#Crew96 Issa Tall should take notes from CBJ’s Waddell…especially re: Provorov. “…I could not rip a big part of this team out of that locker room. I just didn’t think it was fair to the rest of the guys, the coaches or the fans. We made a decision to keep Provy” www.dispatch.com/story/sports...

Sometimes championships can be bought. I guess they can also be sold away. Ugh! 🙄 #Crew96

Disappointing so far. This is not a championship caliber team with this roster. Competitive in the overall MLS league, yes. But not in this tournament and vs top tier MLS teams.

If I were a democratic member of Congress attending the Address to Congress tonight, I’d organize Dems to come and “Stand Together” (Stand motionless, no expression, silent, no applause, etc.) during the entire address. A sign of unity and also awkward AF for the President to try to give a speech

As soon as he was confirmed, I got boosters for Tdap and MMR. Protect yourselves on all fronts my friends.

“Art is a cultural asset, so if people aren’t studying art in a really nourished way, and they’re being limited or censored, I think that hurts the culture at large.” matternews.org/culture/art/...

Super fun! I guess Chicago Fire is that bad 😄. I’ll take it, plus Crewsmas is a time to enjoy reunions with all the tailgate family. Love you all.🖤💛 #GoCrew

So #NationalMargaritaDay is the same day as the #Crew96 home opener. So more to come from that later tonight.🍹⚽️🤪 As for the team, we’ll be competitive but not championship caliber w/ Cucho & Christian gone. Therefore, I may have to resort to Benfica tactics until the Summer transfer window. #GoCrew

“Move over, Lionel Messi and Inter Miami. There’s apparently another Major League Soccer club fans want to see more. Columbus Crew is the top in-demand MLS team for ticket sales on StubHub, taking the top spot from Inter Miami, the ticket company announced Thursday” #Crew96

Let’s go #TeamFluff, let’s go!!

But Messi is in MLS! So it should be a league having the respect from all countries to consider its players for their national teams right?! 🤦🏼‍♂️ #Crew96

“The #Crew96 are not as good today as they were yesterday and, more likely than not, they won’t be as good tomorrow as they were last year.”