I was at SCGcon Baltimore and wanted to get 4 copies of Inquisition of Kozilek signed by @postrk.bsky.social but only had 3 and vendors had none. Turns out he keeps a small stock of his cards to sell to people like me who want to get cards signed but don't have them. Thanks for being the goat!

@mattdinniman.bsky.social I keep staying up too late and it's all your fault. 10/10 would (will) lose sleep over these books again

Petition to stop using "Thing 1 trumps thing 2" and instead say "Thing 1 Bidens thing 2". Only cause of enough people start doing it, it will really annoy cheetolini #thatbidenstrump

Been tweeting mean things at gop members today. It's kind of cathartic, but I fully expect to be disappeared later

Remember when the vice president killed the Pope?

Soon @adamtots.bsky.social ...soon bsky.app/profile/adam...

Season seven of Last Week Tonight was recently uploaded to YouTube. The anxiety is palpable. #timetravelanxiety #whereisyourmask

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

The onion buys Infowars sounds like an onion headline