Hi @magic.wizards.com, It's me, the guy who leaves pigs on all your UB posts. I just did your survey, but it didn't have a spot for me to just write some general thoughts. So I'm just gonna get some stuff off my chest. This is all gonna sound very melodramatic, so please bare with me.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social super cool wizards gave you a promo card.

@magic.wizards.com Why didn't my commander deck come with a collector booster sample pack AND the cards look like this? Get your shit together.

@redlettermedia.com Thanks guys lol

How is "Mary Bruce is not afraid" not trending?

I was at SCGcon Baltimore and wanted to get 4 copies of Inquisition of Kozilek signed by @postrk.bsky.social but only had 3 and vendors had none. Turns out he keeps a small stock of his cards to sell to people like me who want to get cards signed but don't have them. Thanks for being the goat!

@mattdinniman.bsky.social I keep staying up too late and it's all your fault. 10/10 would (will) lose sleep over these books again

Petition to stop using "Thing 1 trumps thing 2" and instead say "Thing 1 Bidens thing 2". Only cause of enough people start doing it, it will really annoy cheetolini #thatbidenstrump

Been tweeting mean things at gop members today. It's kind of cathartic, but I fully expect to be disappeared later

Remember when the vice president killed the Pope?

Soon @adamtots.bsky.social ...soon bsky.app/profile/adam...

Season seven of Last Week Tonight was recently uploaded to YouTube. The anxiety is palpable. #timetravelanxiety #whereisyourmask

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

The onion buys Infowars sounds like an onion headline