Yall rockin with velveeta with REAL cheese?!

*coworker eating cold soup straight from the can* "I don't wanna get cancer from the microwave"

instagram just asked me if I "no longer wanted to see posts of cats in hard hats"

If you value my feedback pay me for it or at least gimme a discount

Did the porn bots infect this platform

Nobody: Me: Hey check this out. They're my new favorite band

Idk what it is about these but they always have the most perfect almonds specifically

Found a guy.

Can we do polls on this app yet? Like for no. Reply for yes.

These games are crazy

Nisha Riki mid wouldve won that game 3

TI 12

Socked him good

Anyone want to join my january 6th roleplay gmod server? 🇺🇲🦅

Morning motivation 💪

I want to live in Vinyl Williams album art

Listen to the Moses Gunn Collective you'll thank me later

I like to imagine this dude entering the restaurant with a different fake mustache everytime he pulled it off

Man proudly singing outside with his daughter damn near bringing me to tears

Spending my friday morning like I do every Friday. Not working for the first hour. ☕️😌

I am searching for 40,000 of my closest friends. You'll just have to trust me. You have no proof otherwise.

General Flynn was humiliated in a bad auto tune music video and then immediately calls Q a psyop lol

Friday. It's finally here...Friday

Basketball with pumpkins and if you drop the pumpkin you change possessions but leave the dropped pumpkin on the court. By the end of the game the court will be a pumpkin viscera slip n slide. Who's down?

Does MeowWolf in Texas have the big *NO MUSHROOMS* sign in front like the one in Colorado

I draft my tweets on twitter then post them here instead to try and ween me off that hellsite

Fun day yesterday. Hope yalls weekend was good

Ever since we hexed the moon it hasn't been the same

It is funny seeing bluesky mimic the twitter discourse because it illuminates how everyone is fine using a platform similar to twitter under a different name and Elon is just a huge fucking loser

With no context these patch notes are pretty funny. This is objectively a buff btw.

Can someone point me towards Award winning New York Times journalist Juniper?

One of the best traits a character can have is "lives in a fantasy world inhabited by numerous magical horrors but is deathly afraid of regular ghosts"

At least the moon is pretty

I didnt have "George Santos reveals husband while giving his condolences to Diane Feinstein" on my bingo

I like to think I can spot AI generated content well but the psychic damage I take from scrutinizing every image and text is starting to add up

Drinks and gaming with the squad never goes wrong except for the unlucky random who has to play with us

Thank you @budbuddyguy.bsky.social for sage advice on how to beat Balteus in less than 30 min 🫡

Imagine having your life ruined because you were randomly chosen to be a juror

1 min 4 sec on NYT mini crossword. Post your scores if you got them

Finally found the TTRPG inspired by Caves of Qud I've been searching for

Cuisine has been perfected and it is called 2 chicken enchiladas and a crispy beef taco

I've got a lot of things to say but I won't because the truly strong know when to not act or whatever Sun Tzu said

This is my first skweet 😃 hey everyone I'm here to make friends