Does anyone know when Infantino will finish felating Trump so I can tune in for the actual draw? #WorldCupDraw

Toon army non existent tonight. Sometime it’s up to you guys #NUFC

We’ve gone from “intensity is our identity” through to “inconsistency is our identity” and now all the way to “shite away from home is our identity” #NUFC

We never press high when we are away and I think that’s a mistake #NUFC

Just watching the extended highlights of #NUFC Fulham and heard booing of the taking of the knee? Has the social media cancer finally brought cuntism to the fore at SJP?

Weird. My NUFC stream has disappeared.

Saw a great comment in a review for Sundays’s NUFC v AFC game. “Newcastle don’t just play the occasion, they use it as a weapon”. 😂

I completely agree with this.

Power is the rock on which truth founders. The mainstream media, with a few exceptions, is a single-issue lobby group, whose purpose is to assert the rights of capital. Here's what I've learnt about the industry in 40 years in journalism. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Look, I’m a bit concerned. Can people start posting NUFC posts that I can recognise? Like “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” “ I’ll be happy if we don’t get rinsed” “I’ll be over the moon with a draw”. This new generation optimism is fucking freaking me out.

Listen carefully to what Jimmy Kimmel said...

Wow, Kimmell shut down after Colbert gets “pushed”. McCarthyism is truly back in the USA. People in the UK, when they hear people going on about “ Free Speech in the UK” this is actually their end game.

Decided to do a solo multiday walk. Doing the Border Abbeys way in Scotland. Different to my home in Argyll but such a lovely area 😊. Staying off the whisky tho. Big hike my 60 year old body finished day 3. Half way!

I guess the BlueSky algorithm means we shall all be up to date on Swiss Air news now 😂 #NUFC

@talksport.com a pointless listen tonight with Rory “clickbait” Jennings. Whinging blah blah blah

I think we need to be a bit honest with ourselves. If Elliot Anderson had stayed at Newcastle he would not be debuting for England and doing so well. He needed to be first choice for a team and play a full season to develop further and show his talent. Good luck to the lad! #NUFC

youtube.com/watch?v=rBXW.... This is rather good and worth watching if the crap Germany game got you a bit worried #NUFC

Getting the hump that players are wishing Isak good luck? If you’re getting really upset at other people aren’t sharing your personal feelings about an issue you’re going to go through life being seriously disappointed. If you’re upset to the point of rage then get off social media for your health.

Any news on Osula? Could still be in the deal sheet if the paperwork was in place pre deadline

If Osula goes to Germany I think he develops faster as a player. He needs game time. I think it’s what he needs at this stage. Good luck to him. And maybe back with a good buy back clause when he does get there. #NUFC

Ok so it looks as if it’s agreed for Wissa for £55mill. Yes overpriced, yes he’s acted up. But in my opinion again a necessary action to get the season on track with Euro games coming up fast, he’s a goal scorer. If paying that premium gets us to the knockout stages then it’s paid for itself

I see people slagging off Liverpool for “low balling” and NUFC for “caving in ”. Both teams have just done what was necessary and if the situation was reversed it would have went similar. The only bad faith actors in this are Isak and his agent

Never watched this tuber before but 120k subscribers so I thought I’d watch. As always ignore the click bait title, it is a very detailed and informative assessment #NUFC youtube.com/watch?v=wNmv...

Getting frustrated that people are trying to compare what we may pay for new strikers against what other clubs have paid or their assessment of market value. Isak had screwed us as buyers, we will have to pay a ridiculous premium because of his actions. We’re just going to have to take it. #NUFC

Are there any members of the Scottish Malt Whisky Society in BlueSky. Thinking about joining for the deals and the Glasgow Members Room on Bath Street (pleasure, business). Any members? Views on value? #Whisky

A great point in this. excellent discussion with @neilatkinson.bsky.social of the Anfield Wrap. Lets have the “bants in front of the grass” and still be cool with each other in real life. NUFC & LFC fans shouldn’t let this moment spoil a good fan relationship podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...

Dear @talksport.com more sane, informative and balanced stuff like this please instead of the clickbait YouTubers like Jennings

Any toon fan that rings in to @talksport.com after such cynical baiting by Rory Jennings is an idiot. Don’t give them the airtime

In the age of PSR, and it holding teams like #avfc, #nffc and #nufc back, these clubs’ main revenue stream is to get the most out of players sales! Now we have players demanding these clubs lower their transfer fees to force moves to ‘a big 6 club’ - Very dangerous precedent being set!

Can some one point me to the source of the 60mill for Wissa. All I see is that he’s not for sale as the new guy is Mbeumo replacement. So same situation as us and Isak. No real knowledge of what is or isn’t being quoted in all these cases #NUFC

Finally, well balanced and honest discussion and not screaming click bait by talking heads

This is not just a video. This is THE video. #NUFC

And dolphins….. dolphins relieve all stress…..#NUFC #Scotland

Sailing, drinking whisky, eating immense amounts of seafood and not giving a toss about football is very good for mental health #NUFC #Whisky #Scotland

Well someone has to sit here and watch them play. Maybe I should throw a ball in a check for talent

About to get on a boat for a week. No not the big bastard, the one with the tall mast. Think next week without social media might be a good thing…..#NUFC

We’re basically trapped at a point in our development where we don’t want to buy unless it’s adds to our quality but that pool of players is very small and when we try get in we are in competition with the wealthy legacy clubs who can pay more wages and offer longer contracts. 1/

Football fans of bluesky lets make an agreement... Based on the premise of we are Rivals not Enemies. In the spirit of respect shown after Jota passed away. Keep the hateful stuff for X. Still have banter, but leave the nasty stuff. #LFC #AFC #NUFC #MUFC #EFC #MCFC #CFC #LUFC #EPL etc.

This post gets to the true problem we face #NUFC

Just seen one of the many sane LFC fans expressing sympathy and comparing it to when Torres went to Chelsea. Fair comparison I say. #NUFC

Just to to underline what a twat he’s being here he’s just absolutely fucked our negotiating position on Wissa . #NUFC

When he comes back to St James we better be hurling Monopoly money and screaming “one greedy bastard” at him. Otherwise it will confirm my belief that the modern fan is just a celebrity besotted fanboy.

If Isak goes we should not pile in on the club. He will be the one shitting on a 3 year contract through dishonourable behaviour. The club are doing their best to keep him. #NUFC

They fight to the end the Lionesses mind

Don’t get in and drink whisky, don’t get in and drink whisky, don’t get in and drink……..bugger… #NUFC #Whisky

I’m 62, witnessed so much ups and downs as a mag. But none of it was amplified by the social media as it’s is now. This media fucks you in the head, you might think it doesn’t but it does. Don’t fall down the well guys n gals. Yours sincerely, drunk, patronising bastard who loves you all X. #NUFC

Back home after a days tranquility in Scotland’s hidden gem the Argyll Forest. A night planning the lads trip to Islay later this year now commences. #Scotland #DogsofScotland #Whisky

It’s a friendly! Against a team well into their prep for the start of their season in 2 weeks time. And we’re messing around with diff combos. Get a grip you snowflakes #NUFC

This feed is the shitest feed with an an NUFC tag. The story’s is Roman’s has said there’s been no contacts when teed up with a leading question to creat the story in the first place. I got tired blocking the Liverpool shite guess I need to start blocking NUFC bollocks now

Look it’s really very simple. If Romano, Ornstein, Sky or the Athletic aren’t carrying the story then it’s utter bollcks #NUFC