The last league cup match #nufc lost (in regulation time) was the 2023 final - let’s celebrate the small positives, it’s Christmas ffs! 😅

COMPLETELY devoid of ideas! Pathetic performance!

Elanga genuinely one of the worst players I’ve seen in the Newcastle shirt in a long time!!

Ramsdale’s has the reaction of a drunk sloth!!

“So, just say something about ‘promises’ being made and I’ll be good, yeah?”

What’s with that graphic on Sky sports ‘Saturday night football Liverpool Liverpool’??

Jacob Murphy > Mo Salah

#nufc really pulled off the con of the century didn’t they 😅

If only Sweden had the most expensive striker in world football…

Burn should have been taken off straight away when he got away with the first! Down to 9 men since Willock came on for Tonali! Yet another worrying performance Then, 55m spent on a right winger who’s worse than Jacob Murphy!

Elanga can piss off back to Forest! Absolutely useless!!

Genuine question, have #nufc ever played well when wearing green kit in the past 3 seasons?

Real Madrid only willing to bid up to €27m

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand Championship strugglers Southampton are quietly humiliated that they are the only team to have conceded a goal to Liverpool flop Alexander Isak A mix up in the defence allowed Isak to roll the ball into the net from 3 yards.

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.

Controversial opinion. This is NOT a good apology. Owning up after you’ve reposted some lad’s joke post is the hardest post to put out and if you do this 100 times you will be labelled a gullible twat more than if you just ignored it. Yes it’s sound but try doing that again and…

Not sure why Liverpool still won’t play Isak…

What happened for the big break in play in the Palace match?

After seeing Ekitike celebrating like that against a championship side in the 3rd round of the league cup, I don’t think him and Isak are going to get along in the dressing room - 2 massive egos!

Wow!! Now that is pure incompetence by VAR!!!

I heard they took this one well! “A herd of sheep meat could be preserved for a year with the amount of salt in the comment” I was told 😅

From the official club account over on X, this is class. #NUFC

Michael Owen and Steve McManaman as pundits on a Liverpool match?! Christ above🙈

This is the most wholesome app of all time!! The nostalgia levels are off the charts!!

EXCLUSIVE🚨⚫️⚪️: Newcastle United defender TinoLivramento has confirmed he WILL replicate Tino Asprilla's trademark celebration if he scores a hat-trick in tomorrow night's Champions League fixture Vs Barcelona.

🎙️Lamine Yamal: "When I was young, I remember I had a Newcastle shirt with the number 17, Ayoze Perez. It was a gift from the family, and I wore it a lot because he was at the top back then. And of course, I used to mimic his famous celebration; it was something unique 👉😊👈

Love it! 😅

A reminder that there is no such thing as ‘profit and sustainability’ in the Premier league, just a set of made up rules to protect the main assets of the overall product!

Matt Doherty showing that Wolves will be going down this year 🙄

So #nufc were essentially playing with 10 men for the 2nd half of the league season and still got UCL! 👀

Can we get the same witch doctor to place a spell on Wissa like they did on Papiss Cisse? 🤔 #nufc

Woltemade is outscoring Isak this season 😉

So is that the last of the Coutinho money being spent on Isak or will they be able to sign a couple more on that tab?

Wait…Isak only scored 3 goals in the league from open play since Jan 25th and #nufc just got £130m for him?

At least there’s no precedent set for a big money deadline day transfer moving from #NUFC to Liverpool turning into an injury prone flop…oh wait 👀

So did #nufc sign a reincarnation of Luca Toni, Peter Crouch or Zlatan? 🤔

So Woltemade and Strand-Larsen or either or?

😂😂😂

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Jamie Reuben and Yasir Al-Rumayyan reportedly spotted visiting Alexander Isak’s house last night. Witnesses claim the pair left “carrying what looked suspiciously like a Swedish passport.” #NUFC #Transfers #Isak

Advice: Captain Gyokeres next week #fpl

Where did 11 mins come from?? Players effectively playing 100minute matches and we wonder why there are soo many injuries - The EPL don’t give 2 fucks about player welfare!

Frustrating thing about that red is I remember caicedo doing the exact same thing in the league cup 2 seasons ago to Gordon and didn’t even get a yellow

Brentford after that red 🫠

Who do ye think will start posting Isak ‘reiterates his desire to leave’ tweets tomorrow before kickoff, Ornstein or Romano?

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool players reportedly more worried about facing Joelinton on Monday night amid the tension between the two sides over the Isak saga. Sources say: “We can deal with goals, but we can’t deal with shoulders.” #NUFC #LFC #Transfers

I do have to say, Liverpool fan in the office said “we didn’t meet valuatio, he’s Newcastle’s player’ which was very refreshing! The majority of LFC fans are decent, we’ve just met the worst of the worst on here!

Pep at half time #MCITOT

So Palmer (C) was actually a good strategy but captainers just very unlucky #fpl 🤨 (surely he would have gotten a couple last night?)

JSL links heating up or something? #nufc

Wait…Blueco signed a player and are planning to loan him out around the clubs under their ownership? Did I understand right with the Enciso transfer?