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We vote Labour because we care. We get walked over by other people because we care. We aren't violent because it isn't in our nature.

We move into our new home on Friday. It's been a hell of a year, and not in a good way. It's been horrendous. But we've done it. I'm so tired of being stressed but the end is in sight. Never give up.

I have never had a Greggs sausage roll

Surely today's Wordle isn't an actual real word

OH YEAH, BABY #wordle

The guys we dealt with for our new rental actually set up their company after realising how corporate and grasping estate agents are. They have been so lovely.

I am so ill I think I might actually need antibiotics, which I've never had before, and you lot are banging on about the rapture (I have no idea why). It's all feeling really weird.

In more immediate news, tomorrow I'm going on constipation training. For five hours. How can anyone talk for five hours about constipation? Eat more fibre and take laxatives if you need to. Done.

We are moving house. I might have mentioned this. Guess what won't be outside my bedroom anymore? The fucking train station. No more train noises and beeping and shit. And no light because they never switch the lights off, like, ever

I've got rid of my cold except for my cough which my lungs cannot deal with. Is this consumption? (I don't know what consumption is, tbh). I'm going to die, like some olden times person who accidentally went out in the rain

We are moving house. Dylan said we shouldn't take the table thing that the TV is on. He said it's like something from Henry the VIIIth. I was, like, cool, but he said it's like a Henry VIIIth peasant would have. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

I always start Wordle with the same word and today my word was the actual word

Can't sleep. Too majorly fucking stressed.

Got a YouTube notification on how to ease stress through food, lasting for one hour and 15 minutes. NO, JUST TELL ME IN 30 SECONDS MAX, MOTHERFUCKERS

We are in the process of being verified for a new home. It's insane. Yesterday they asked me to send them a live selfie, whatever that is, to prove I'm a real person and not a "fraudster".

I've just done a quiz on YouTube which would determine if I can be a doctor or not and apparently I can be one so STAND BY (let's ignore all the questions I got wrong)

gofund.me/3f719b0a7 I'm stuck. Please help if you can. Don't worry if you can't x

gofund.me/3f719b0a7 I'm stuck. Please help if you can. Don't worry if you can't x

Have we got no one left on our side?

Fucking hell. Peter Kyle you spineless prick. This isn’t democracy alive and well it is racist intimidation. Many Londoners were scared for their safety yesterday, that’s not fucking ok. Absolute shower of cunts in government.

Jackie hates jazz

I don't have a middle name. I feel this makes me special, rather than deprived. I also have a first name that no one can spell.

Is it though?

Just done slagging two of my best internet friends off and this is Bluesky for me

Hi, and welcome back to my series of posts where I chat about books I'm reading that no one ever responds to. I'm reading Piranesi. It is fucking mental and I've no idea what's going on. I'm really enjoying it though #review

Did anybody else's message say "THIS IS THE UK GOVERNMENT. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. NOBODY CARES."?

What emergency could it even be? Aliens,I guess

I didn't even know my phone could make that noise

EMERGENCY

Stranded On Honeymoon Island is another ridiculously stupid concept claiming it's a "social experiment". I'm watching it, obviously

@mint-royale.com WHAT ARE YOU UP TO??

Went to see Caught Stealing. It was fine. We were literally the only ones in the cinema and I put my feet up on the chair in front. Well, my ankles were on it, not my actual shoes so don't moan at me. Bought popcorn but put it down and forgot to eat it. This is my review for Caught Stealing #review

The repliers are moving in. Spent a long time on here with no one questioning me because no one replied to me. I liked that.

Watching the contestants on the finale of Destruction X completely fucking everything up, when the person who should have actually won would have wiped the floor with all of them

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

IDLES have done a cover of Police And Thieves for Caught Stealing and it is FIRE #review

I'd just like to say that I'm not married to Daren from Destination X

Today I learned what "Pearl Jam" means and it is DISGUSTING

I know tourists bring in money and that but they honestly shouldn't be allowed. I am just trying to get from A to B, ffs

I don't know who invented music but they did a fucking good job. Aside from obvious other inventions like food, water and oxygen it's the best thing on this planet

Went to see Mcfly last night. We had a blast. But we were surrounded by people stood stock still filming it on their phones. I just don't get it. I absolutely do not understand why you wouldn't want to be in the moment

Good morning. It's Mcfly day!!

Going to see Mcfly tomorrow (yay!!). Support is Sam Ryder. Did I tell you about when we went to see Sam Ryder? I probably did but I'll tell you again.

open.spotify.com/album/6dA8X0... New @idlesband.bsky.social is fucking banging #review

My friend bought me some Tango flavoured Mentos and I'm going to see Mcfly in three days and honestly could life get better than this?

A group of people who have achieved greatness through grit, talent and sheer determination get to shake the hand of Prince William who achieved his status by, er, being born

Women are fucking great

GET THE FUCK IN

Here we go, girls