I'm late to this and I don't even know which sport the Superbowl is but Green Day let everyone down. Really disappointed by them.

Everybody is ill. It's lucky I've got magical superpowers and can't catch it. It's also unfortunate that I'm the one still having to keep going and deal with it all

My aunty is typing me a message. It always takes the same amount of time (ages) and sometimes it's a 70,000 word message containing 4000 questions and sometimes it's "❤️👍xxx"

We're having spaghetti but I call it bascetti like they do in What We Do In The Shadows

What is this "go live" feature? I hope people aren't going to start doing live broadcasts, I can't be doing with that

I got a pink lampshade today and we have dark red curtains and now my lounge looks like something from Twin Peaks (don't judge, please, it's still very much a work in progress

If anyone needs me, I'm out buying a webcam and a lettuce.

I'm up to speed now and, can confirm, he is

OH MY GOD, BENEDICT, ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THICK? #Bridgerton

ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU

Oh my goodness I am so excited for the new Devil Wears Prada

Happy birthday to my elderly brother @smoulderstoat.bsky.social and well done on making it through another year 👍

Someone, who either doesn't know me at all or secretly hates me, has bought me a Rolling Stones t shirt for my birthday 😕

Reminder that it's my birthday on Monday, btw. I'm off, so I'll be at home to receive all your gifts 👍🎁

I watched the first ten minutes of Frankenstein (2025) and it's already so far removed from the actual story that I refuse to watch any more on principal. Honestly, Mary Shelley would be furious.

That was a deserving win #TheTraitors #opinion

Even a simple joy like The Traitors has got the menfolk getting all aggressive on here. You're so fucking tiresome.

Can't wait to see James's face when he's proven wrong

The remaining people on The Traitors are all relatively young. It feels weird.

I didn't think our little cinema was going to show Hamnet but they are! I'm going to see it #excited

I was watching an old episode of Tipping Point today and the question was what three letter name did John F Kennedy go by and the contestant said "Ted?"

Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.

The cat, trying to look all cosmopolitan

Also, I do not care what the first band you saw was and what venue it was at. No one does. But then, I am in a bad mood. But still, it's boring.

My son's cat has come to stay with us for a while. Arrived on Friday and has hidden ever since. I'm not a cat person and this is fine by me tbh but it's a bit like we're not going to kill you, stop being a dick

Worst traitor ever

I called it first, so

Reader, it is

So the whole secret traitor thing was pretty much pointless? If you want to improve the show, don't mess with the format, just stop having racist contestants #TheTraitors

The Stranger Things finale has the most drawn out ending I have ever seen #review

Where did that old man come from?

They're definitely directing us into thinking it's the policewoman

What happens if the faithfuls accidentally catch the secret traitor? What then?

If they've got to provide a murder list they're going to have to keep it quite tight. They can't keep chucking loads of different names or it'll be a lot easier for the traitors to suss them

I hope the secret traitor isn't the annoying Swansea woman

Hny x

Today's NYT Connections has got me completely flummoxed. I don't even know where to start.

My new year's resolution is for me to not get annoyed by you lot fucking banging on and on about football all the fucking time (spoiler, it won't work)

I once saw one of OMD at Euston but I can't remember which one it was

I've read 22 books this year. That's not that many books but also probably is these days. Absolute favourites have been The Artist, The Song Of Achilles, Hamnet and Piranesi

I'm listening to Project Hail Mary because everyone says how good it is but there is so much science. Science is so boring.

I did a long day yesterday but then one of the night staff didn't turn up (she's horrible, we don't like her, ok?) and I couldn't find cover and had to stay all night. I've been up for way over 24 hours.

Document by REM. Every single song is pure joy.

Made a banging Christmas dinner, ate it and then promptly fell asleep 👍

Today's task is to work out how to use both drawers of the air fryer at the same time

People who mostly don't follow me keep liking a post I did twelve hours ago and I don't know why. 15 people. I've gone viral for no apparent reason

I've had the most unchristmassy Christmas day ever. Went to work, finished what I needed to do and sat and read Frankenstein. Came home. That was it.

joseph and mary would have loved social media, the way they expected everyone to worship their child

Happy Jesus Day, you fucking weirdos x