Jackie P 🕶️
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I'm late to this and I don't even know which sport the Superbowl is but Green Day let everyone down. Really disappointed by them.
3 days ago
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Everybody is ill. It's lucky I've got magical superpowers and can't catch it. It's also unfortunate that I'm the one still having to keep going and deal with it all
3 days ago
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My aunty is typing me a message. It always takes the same amount of time (ages) and sometimes it's a 70,000 word message containing 4000 questions and sometimes it's "❤️👍xxx"
4 days ago
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Public Benjamin
8 days ago
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We're having spaghetti but I call it bascetti like they do in What We Do In The Shadows
8 days ago
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What is this "go live" feature? I hope people aren't going to start doing live broadcasts, I can't be doing with that
9 days ago
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I got a pink lampshade today and we have dark red curtains and now my lounge looks like something from Twin Peaks (don't judge, please, it's still very much a work in progress
9 days ago
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Jon Patience
10 days ago
If anyone needs me, I'm out buying a webcam and a lettuce.
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I'm up to speed now and, can confirm, he is
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10 days ago
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OH MY GOD, BENEDICT, ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THICK?
#Bridgerton
12 days ago
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ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU
12 days ago
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Oh my goodness I am so excited for the new Devil Wears Prada
12 days ago
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Happy birthday to my elderly brother
@smoulderstoat.bsky.social
and well done on making it through another year 👍
13 days ago
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Someone, who either doesn't know me at all or secretly hates me, has bought me a Rolling Stones t shirt for my birthday 😕
13 days ago
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Reminder that it's my birthday on Monday, btw. I'm off, so I'll be at home to receive all your gifts 👍🎁
14 days ago
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I watched the first ten minutes of Frankenstein (2025) and it's already so far removed from the actual story that I refuse to watch any more on principal. Honestly, Mary Shelley would be furious.
20 days ago
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That was a deserving win
#TheTraitors
#opinion
21 days ago
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Even a simple joy like The Traitors has got the menfolk getting all aggressive on here. You're so fucking tiresome.
21 days ago
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Can't wait to see James's face when he's proven wrong
23 days ago
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The remaining people on The Traitors are all relatively young. It feels weird.
23 days ago
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I didn't think our little cinema was going to show Hamnet but they are! I'm going to see it
#excited
27 days ago
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I was watching an old episode of Tipping Point today and the question was what three letter name did John F Kennedy go by and the contestant said "Ted?"
28 days ago
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Anton Gerashchenko
30 days ago
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
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The cat, trying to look all cosmopolitan
about 1 month ago
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Also, I do not care what the first band you saw was and what venue it was at. No one does. But then, I am in a bad mood. But still, it's boring.
about 1 month ago
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My son's cat has come to stay with us for a while. Arrived on Friday and has hidden ever since. I'm not a cat person and this is fine by me tbh but it's a bit like we're not going to kill you, stop being a dick
about 1 month ago
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Worst traitor ever
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about 1 month ago
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I called it first, so
about 1 month ago
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Reader, it is
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about 1 month ago
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So the whole secret traitor thing was pretty much pointless? If you want to improve the show, don't mess with the format, just stop having racist contestants
#TheTraitors
about 1 month ago
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The Stranger Things finale has the most drawn out ending I have ever seen
#review
about 1 month ago
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Where did that old man come from?
about 1 month ago
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They're definitely directing us into thinking it's the policewoman
about 1 month ago
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What happens if the faithfuls accidentally catch the secret traitor? What then?
about 1 month ago
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If they've got to provide a murder list they're going to have to keep it quite tight. They can't keep chucking loads of different names or it'll be a lot easier for the traitors to suss them
about 1 month ago
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I hope the secret traitor isn't the annoying Swansea woman
about 1 month ago
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Hny x
about 1 month ago
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Today's NYT Connections has got me completely flummoxed. I don't even know where to start.
about 1 month ago
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My new year's resolution is for me to not get annoyed by you lot fucking banging on and on about football all the fucking time (spoiler, it won't work)
about 2 months ago
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I once saw one of OMD at Euston but I can't remember which one it was
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about 2 months ago
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I've read 22 books this year. That's not that many books but also probably is these days. Absolute favourites have been The Artist, The Song Of Achilles, Hamnet and Piranesi
about 2 months ago
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I'm listening to Project Hail Mary because everyone says how good it is but there is so much science. Science is so boring.
about 2 months ago
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I did a long day yesterday but then one of the night staff didn't turn up (she's horrible, we don't like her, ok?) and I couldn't find cover and had to stay all night. I've been up for way over 24 hours.
about 2 months ago
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Document by REM. Every single song is pure joy.
about 2 months ago
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Made a banging Christmas dinner, ate it and then promptly fell asleep 👍
about 2 months ago
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Today's task is to work out how to use both drawers of the air fryer at the same time
about 2 months ago
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People who mostly don't follow me keep liking a post I did twelve hours ago and I don't know why. 15 people. I've gone viral for no apparent reason
about 2 months ago
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I've had the most unchristmassy Christmas day ever. Went to work, finished what I needed to do and sat and read Frankenstein. Came home. That was it.
about 2 months ago
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Ed Morrish
about 2 months ago
joseph and mary would have loved social media, the way they expected everyone to worship their child
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Happy Jesus Day, you fucking weirdos x
about 2 months ago
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