The regular corruption of TTY terminals in Mac OS is the BSOD of our times, but for my beloved Claude.

@drruler.bsky.social it just came to me: I do not recall a snark about a game titled “WarHAMMER” having un-hammered the hammer faction. But I must be misremembering.

From the Norwegian Consumer Council: „The Enshittificator“ vimeo.com/1168468796?f... — make it shitty 😭

New year resolution: Connect with the #OpenTelemetry community IRL ✨ OTel Unplugged EU - Feb 2 in Brussels → Unconference format → You pick the topics → Direct maintainer access → Real roadmap influence 1 month out. Limited spots: buff.ly/aaUyQsx RT if you're attending or thinking about it!

Peeps, upvote this please. I need it in my life ASAP! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨 Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0. In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you. In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win. Find The Artist at Booth 710!

Generative AI is transforming software observability, moving beyond static dashboards to conversational troubleshooting and intelligent telemetry analysis. By @michele.dash0.com, thanks to CNCF and @dash0.com

Come and see what we cooked up! #Observability #MagicTheGathering #OpenTelemetry

Sometimes the best ideas start as simple questions. 💭 That’s how #OpenTelemetry for Dummies - Dash0 Special Edition by Ayooluwa Isaiah and @kaspernissen.xyz was born, to make #observability a little more human, a little clearer, and a little more fun. Free download → www.dash0.com/lp/opentelem...

It’s not supposed to?

From my years as a #PlatformEngineer I learned #observability is twofold: watching the infra and enabling devs. We nailed the first, but not the second - that inspired this free course I've built together with @michele.dash0.com and PlatformEnginnering.org! Sign up now! @dash0.com

I laughed way too hard at this

R.I.P.nami github.com/bitnami/char...

If you are in Berlin next week and would like to catch up, ping me on DMs :-)

@void.comind.network roast me please

@tresebrothers.bsky.social I am such a fan of your work! Got hooked by Star Traders: Frontiers, and now enjoying Templar Battleforce Elite. If you went back to Star Traders 4x and make planets less of a chore to invade, I am sure I’d enjoy that title too :-)

Wait where are the Space 4x games for iOS?

Wait, what? You missed @michele.dash0.com's Zero to #OpenTelemetry talk at the #jugka last week? 😲 That'd be a shame, as it was quite ... awesome! 💪 But we got you covered! It took a bit, but here's the fully edited version for your edutainment. 🎓📺 Enjoy! 👉 youtu.be/c6_3of2Y9e8#OpenTelemetry#jugka#Karlsruhe

🚨 On-call chaos? Alerts blowing up? Dashboards, DMs, and confusion everywhere? We’ve all been there. That’s why we’re excited to launch our new integration with ilert — making incident response faster, cleaner, and way less stressful. 👉 Check out the integration: s.dash0.com/-ilert

@dash0.com is now integrated with ilert! 🎉 It is an AI-powered, OpenTelemetry-native observability platform that helps devs and SREs explore logs, metrics, and traces in one seamless experience. Learn more: www.ilert.com/integrations... #Observability #OpenTelemetry #IncidentResponse #DevOps #SRE

Check out this week's o11y newsletter with great content from OpenTelemetry tooling to KubeCon recap: o11y.news/2025-04-14/ #observability

The Vercel Marketplace adds new integrations from Sentry, Checkly, and Dash0. Use the tools you already trust to monitor, measure, and debug your apps. • Integrated billing • SSO access to provider dashboards • Log Drains from supported providers vercel.com/blog/expandi...

🔥 Big News: Dash0 is part of Vercel’s just-launched Observability Marketplace! Vercel users can now connect to Dash0 in one click—with seamless setup, billing, and instant telemetry. Get started today! 👉 vercel.com/marketplace/...

Still buzzing after KubeCon! The booth? Packed. The energy? Off the charts. The stage? 🔥 Michele, Peter, and Kasper all brought the heat. Big thanks to everyone who came by — and to the Dash0 crew for making it happen. Try a free trial on our website or book a meeting: s.dash0.com/O13aItK

Check out this week's o11y newsletter with great contribs from OpenTelemetry to front-end observability: o11y.news/2025-04-07/ #observability

revising my belief system from "atheism" to "Loki is real and posts about men's fashion on twitter"

Reminder: on Wednesday, Michele Mancioppi from @dash0.com will tell us how to get from Zero to #OpenTelemetry. 📊 His #jugka talk will be in English. Join us at 7:15 pm CEST at our event location (see jug-karlsruhe.de/con...) or watch it live on www.youtube.com/@Syn...#OpenTelemetry.#jugkaSee you then!

The open source @opentelemetry.io Collector has dramatically challenged the dynamics between observability vendors and end users. By @michele.dash0.com thanks to @cncf.io and @dash0.com

🚀OpenTelemetry is reshaping observability. No more vendor lock-in—just open, community-driven standards that give users control and freedom to choose the best observability tool. Great insights from Michele Mancioppi on how OpenTelemetry empowers users. A must-read for the future of observability👇

"OpenTelemetry resource attributes: Best practices for Services attributes" by Michele Mancioppi

Zero to #OpenTelemetry ist der nächste Talk der #jugka, zu dem wir Euch am 9.April bei uns vor Ort begrüßen dürfen. Michele Mancioppi von @dash0.com wird Euch das Thema näher bringen, für das leibliche Wohl sorgen wir! Alle Infos unter jug-karlsruhe.de/con...

Dash0 is all set for #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon London! 💪 📍 Booth S360 – visit us! 🎥 Daily live demos Wed-Fri. First 1,000 demos get a Dash0 backpack! 🎒 Can't wait to connect! See you soon, London! 🇬🇧 👉 Book a demo here: s.dash0.com/Z65CCEm

I am so looking forward to this :-)

I have a 10M USD idea: an app that evaluates your vibe coding, and the more you vibe, the more the phone vibrates. I shall call it: vibe-rater.

Let Dash0 Do the Heavy Lifting—Meet Triage 🚀 Drowning in telemetry data? Errors everywhere? Triage finds root causes fast—no manual sifting needed. Now in open beta for tracing, with logging & metrics on the way. 🔗 Read the full blog here: s.dash0.com/-triage

@profanity.accountant tell me

🚀 Stop wasting budget on telemetry you do not need. Logs, spans, and metrics pile up fast, driving costs out of control. With Spam Filters in Dash0, you can drop unnecessary telemetry with a click—before it ever hits your bill. 🔥 See it in action in our latest blog post: s.dash0.com/spam-filters

The open source @opentelemetry.io Collector has dramatically challenged the dynamics between observability vendors and end users. By @michele.dash0.com thanks to @cncf.io and @dash0.com

💡 Inbox full of notification clutter? We’ve fixed that! Email notifications are now smarter, clearer, and help you stay on top of updates, errors, and important resources. Less noise, more signal. 🔗 See what's new: s.dash0.com/-email

We’re thrilled to announce that #OpenTelemetry Demo 2.0 is here!

@quarkus.io has now a page in the oficial @opentelemetry.io documentation. opentelemetry.io/docs/zero-co...

OpenTelemetry in Deno! Please try it out an let us know what you think. I think it's a game changer. Docs: docs.deno.com/runtime/fund...

Optimizing OpenTelemetry Resource Attributes The key to meaningful telemetry? Metadata. service.name is the foundation—without it, you’re just logging. Adding service.version makes rollouts easier. 🔗 Learn more in our latest blog post: s.dash0.com/-attributes

Pretty exciting development

🚀 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 🔍 As more work shifts to the server, browser dev tools provide limited insights. OpenTelemetry offers deep visibility into your RSCs in Next.js, helping debug and optimize performance. ✨ 👉 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞: s.dash0.com/-next-js

Very cool story of OpenShift www.reddit.com/r/kubernetes...

Update: my wife, inexplicably appalled at my choice of middle names, ceased and desisted me. (I find “Ifigenia” strikes a great balance between classy sound and veiled threat.) But she is from Ukraine, so now I am using the patronymic, and traditions are on MY side!

I have had some really serious fun in configuring #Kubernetes horizontal pod autoscaler to work based on data from @dash0.com: www.dash0.com/blog/autosca...

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