Update: we fed a dinosaur! VOD channel can watch it eat later this week.

Guys, I had a long day at work and I really just want to feed children to dinosaurs until I feel joy again. Join me over at: www.twitch.tv/poorhammer

Episode for next week is recorded! Tonight and tomorrow @onekuosora.bsky.social and I plan to stream the Path of Exile event together. Follow us at www.twitch.tv/poorhammer to catch us live! Hope to see some of you there.

Hey guys, question: Why is the most replayed part of our original smash or pass Lelith? You all got some explaining to do. 🦶

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Wow, an ad for a feature I might actually use. That's extremely rare.

The bonus content for the season is all released. Almost 3 hours of off topic bullshit to fill your earholes with over on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/SolelySingle...

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #16: "Who doesn't love a nice big sword?!" "Lesbians, statistically."

For any unaware patrons doomscrolling right now: Bonus Content for the season is in full swing! Just go on the patreon feed, you have 2.5 hours of new bonus content coming between this and next week. There's already an hour of it up.

Long day at work, going to chill out with Pokemon on steam, come join and chat! www.twitch.tv/poorhammer/

Come join me on this cold and snowy day as we play some Pokemon Radical Red! www.twitch.tv/poorhammer/

Microcenter is a 10/10 experience every single time.

Who else spent Christmas evening painting minis in a cold basement alone?

250+ hours in Balatro and I somehow still lost this run. I'm that bad.

If you're all good children Santa may give you this week's episode a day early. Check under your grotmas tree tomorrow morning at 9am est.

Every time I get depressed I buy one heavy intercessor. ...It's been a therapeutic 6 days.

Guys, this next episode is the greatest game show we've ever recorded. I'm so excited for you to see the final cut. This pic from the editing chat is completely unrelated though, you still have to wait for this one:

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #15: "Leave me alone, I've got a small dick!"

If, *IF*, we were looking at going to Adepticon this year, would there be interest in us doing a panel for a live episode? Also who would I even talk to in order to set that up? *IF* we do it.

I'm not. 10/10

I almost bought @onekuosora.bsky.social a Slaaneshi daemon prince for Christmas, but I didn't have the balls to be the obese white guy standing in the checkout line of this store with a naked anime girl model kit.

Went to pick up our stuff at the locker. Check #8 of things you can't store.

Went to USJ today. Mostly for monster hunter lunch and Jurassic Park stuff. Super Nintendo World was cool too.

Deer.

Help, my gacha addicted wife took my wallet and went in here 4 hours ago. I haven't seen her since. As the zoomers would say: "Chat, am I cooked?"

Shibuya at sunset. The bar I took these shots from cost too much, so you all have to look at the view too. Then I can argue it was a group rate.

The paint jobs from the example display cabinets at this shop in Akihabara are crazy.

Okay I wasn't going to live tweet my whole vacation, but the view from Tokyo Tower was beautiful. Also, I took the first shot from in front of the 711 you can see at the intersection in the 2nd and 3rd shots, which I took from the top deck.

Berilio just went to bed. You have 2 new bonus episode coming your way this morning.

Damn. Record a bonus content of the live reveals or get fucked up and play PoE... The real decisions life throws at you.

WE DID IT! I'm finally free! Completionist+ done. Fuck Black Deck all my homies hate Gold Stake Black Deck runs.

We're live trying to escape my Balatro prison then maybe PoE with @onekuosora.bsky.social over on www.twitch.tv/poorhammer

This was us at my house a few weeks ago.

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #14: A "{B} is a feeder!" B: "No. Nope. I'm shutting that one down right now. I have enough allegations in this office." C: " Suspicious. Why do you know what that is? Care to elaborate?"

It's hard being a prophet, but I manage.

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #13: A, wanting an apology: "Now, what do you say {B}?" B: "No mercy? If I show mercy you'll get false hope. You should kill your hope." C: "It's going to be a really dark day if you're ever left in charge."

New guest host just dropped.

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #12: "Quit making fun of his weeb hobbies, he's gonna commit honorable sudoku." "Honorable sudoku is when you play sudoku outside of work. Normally I'm filling out a dishonorable sodoku."

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #11: A: "{B}, stop screwing around on your phone and get your head back in the game." B: "Sorry, I was texting {C}'s girlfriend." C: "...Someone has to."

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #10: A: "Off the top rope!" B: "No rope... Just top." C: "Things he's begged me for before. 'Just top me.' " B: "No, if I'm getting topped I think I want the rope too."

MORE CAWL! Let's fucking go!!!!

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #9: (Attempting to brag) "Mexicans are immune to ice." "You're really going with that wording huh? 'Mexicans are immune to ICE' Really?" "...I didn't think that through."

Hey @onekuosora.bsky.social for no particular reason.

Our audience remembers to shill for our episodes more than we do... We suck at the business end of things huh?

Things my employees have said to each other during lunch #8: "Use me!" "Yeah, use him, stop touching my body."

For people who think I'm baiting you into joining Patreon on the most recent episode with the poll: First and second (and third and fourth) place are literally one vote apart right now. I ain't lying about how close these end up.

I don't usually bother showing off the constant ad-read requests we get because they get tedious after awhile, but sometimes it's worth reading them. IT'S THE MEME AGAIN!!! (Still a no though.)