Even if Lisa isn't the person who started the rumors she should take a look at her past behavior that's led everyone to believe WHY she could be capable of this. But she won't. #RHOSLC

#BlueJays #WorldSeries #BeatLA

Dear #BlueJays, #WorldSeries #BeatLA #MLB

People have A LOT to say on this call this week. Meanwhile, I forgot my Adderall this morning, so all I can think about is taking a nap right now. 😴😴😴

We live in an episode of Veep

Wrap it TF UP, y'all. #BeatLA #WorldSeries #MLB

Nothing like telling yourself the lie, "I'm just going to finish this one quest" and the next thing you know 4 hours and 5 side quests have gone by... #OuterWorlds2 #gaymer

Look... I love me #TheGreatBritishBakeOff, but I have to say this. Can we please not use Spanish as a fun way to spice up a sentence. I just watched one of the hosts tell the judges to go away by saying "vámonos!", which implies she would be leaving with them. She wasn't. She meant "adios". 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

This is not my surrender I'm not running for cover I'm right here I know you see me But your words no longer defeat me In the night when you're lonely You remember how much you miss me #TheWarIsOver // #KellyClarkson

I skipped my workout this AM to sleep in until 830 (which is late for me) for the first time and I don't even know how long and it was GLORIOUS. Followed by a solo coffee run. 👨🏽‍🍳👌🏼

EVERY DAY is a good day to #BeatLA. Even better when it's a massacre. EVEN BETTER WHEN IT'S GAME 1 OF THE #WorldSeries. I love you, baseball.

How I'm spending my Friday night. #OuterWorlds2 #Gaymer

There is absolutely NO amount of money Netflix could give me to go through the wedding day just to say "No". I'm not putting everyone, including myself through that. Fuck that shit. #LoveisBlind

I'm not sure what's more insane. -Going into the day before your wedding and STILL not knowing what you're gonna say Or -Going on and on about how you love this person and THE VERY NEXT DAY SAYING "NO". Netflix, hire me to screen these people. #LoveisBlind

It's not lost on me that the part of the White House we are destroying is the part that has to do with women's history in the White House.

Updating my LEGO White House

I would just reply this gif to everyone.

I would like to point out this is happening while the renter in the WH is demolishing a house that isn't even his to build a fucking BALLROOM. *Insert Kardashian "people are dying" gif here* #ThisisAmerica

Why in any universe visited by The Doctor, Spock or Han Solo, should a woman with only two inbred brain cells get any sort of say in my marriage? #ThisisAmerica

'People Who Have Power Tend To Abuse The People Who Don't' True in #OuterWorlds2. True in real life.

I like how we got one weekend of rain in the #BayArea and now it is back to being 75 everyday. Gotta love that global warming. 😎😎😎

No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.

The fact that the gun obsessed right thinks the 2nd amendment was written for them to carry a gun while strolling through a Walmart is fucking wild. You're all mentally unwell. Go to fucking therapy.

#BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA #BeatLA And #BlueJays, #BeatLA #WorldSeries

I'm trying to imagine the complete fucking meltdown the right would have if Obama or Biden had tried this. I fucking hate these people.

He’s spending millions for a ballroom while American soldiers go without pay…

Apple is apparently having a touchscreen on the next MacBook Pro's and I swear to God... If ANYONE touches my screen with their grimey little fingers - I will chop them off.

💯💯💯💯

This one really hits me in the podcast!

I gotta be realistic about which games I'm committing to finishing by EOY -Metaphor Refantazio* -Mass Effect: Legendary Edition* -Ghost of Yotei* -Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 -Baldur's Gate 3* -The Witcher 3 -Yakuza: Like a Dragon -Persona 5 Royal -Outer Worlds 2 *Indicates a likely finish #gaymer

Stronger era Kelly is my favorite and quite honestly TOP TIER. THE BEST. Argue with the wall. #KellyClarkson

It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.

This is what solidarity looks like. Together, we will win.

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I feel seen. Also: -Quickly max leveling up one weapon/move and using that the entire game. 😬😬😬

Just an observation, but if your attachment style is "anxious" - #LoveIsBlind is NOT for you You're set up for absolute failure. You're thrust into a relationship & potentially you're extremely attached to them, but you're also seeking validation, but they're not sure and then they say no?! Woof.

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

Damn. Joe did not hold back in that confessional after breaking up. He didn't have to say he'd be "miserable" married to Madison. Men are the worst. (I say as a man) #LoveIsBlind

🤖 MLB 🔁 by SFGiants OTD in 2014, Travis Ishikawa sent the @SFGiants to the World Series with one monumental swing 😤

Anton is really out there trying to convince her that her "norm" of being messy is the same as his norm of drinking every morning when you get home from work? And during this entire conversation he's drinking! Bruhhh... #LoveIsBlind

Why does Annie always look and sound like she's 2 Xanax and 3 glasses of wine deep? #LoveIsBlind

Three seasons in the Big Leagues for Patrick Bailey. Three nominations for the Rawlings Gold Glove Award 😮‍💨

not to be dramatic, but... it should be illegal for someone to enter the kitchen and start talking to you the moment you start cooking food

Because I'm a masochist - I've decided I wanted to beat #GhostofYotei on hard and I kid you not I replayed the boss fight with the Oni for a solid 2.5 hours. Over and over and over. But I fucking did it, y'all... 🥲🥲🥲 #Gaymer

🤖 SFGiants On the hunt for back-to-back Gold Glove Awards 👀

October is #DepressionAwarenessMonth My name is Zak and I suffer from Major Depressive Disorder. It's important for me to talk about to destigmatize the narrative around men's mental health. Men die by suicide rate 4x higher than women. Mostly bc of shame Help is available www.988california.org

Reminder: Republicans don't want to be elected to have the power to help people. They solely want power just for the sake of having it and so others cannot. Their mission is never to give the people rights and freedoms, but rather they focus on TAKING THEM AWAY from people and silencing them.