As the self appointed seasons patrol of the internet - I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that SUMMER does not start until June 21st. Thank you and God bless.

Me to me: After almost 300 hours of Baldur's Gate 3 and 220 hours of KCD2 I just want shorter, linear games for a while. Also me: *Starts #DivinityOriginalSin2 and sinks 30 hours in less than a week** 🫠🫠🫠 #gaymer

I haven't played a 007 game since GoldenEye. I am SO stoked for this one and so far it looks and runs beautifully. 🍸 #007FirstLight #FirstLight #gaymer

Every time someone new is added to the work group chat and we're asked to introduce ourselves I send this... And no one laughs and I get so offended.

Welcome to month 2 of growing out my hair, but having no idea what I'm doing with it. Do I part it? Slick it back? Say fuck it, and chop it all off? Stay tuned. 🫠🫠🫠

If I die from allergies today can y'all promise to lie and say it was from something way cooler. "He lost a sword duel" or "he was saving a dog from a collapsing building" idk, anything other than this. Please and thank you.

If you see me hobbling tomorrow - this is why. Mind your business.

Just curious if anyone has an age or a timeline when imposter syndrome goes away? Because I've been in my role for 8 years and had an interview for a new role and I felt like a flying spaghetti monster the entire time.

In your fantasy dream about me And all that we can do with this emotion #Emotion // #CRJ

Next up on my year of #FinalFantasy play throughs: #FinalFantasyXII #FFXII #Gaymer

I'm on a MASSIVE insomnia kick lately where I wake up about every 45 mins. To further make things worse my mental illness is on full display. *Me awake at 330a* My brain out of nowhere: 🎶 Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so nice. 🎶 I fucking hate myself.

It requires real talent to take 40mg of Adderall and drink half a coffee only to fall back asleep right after. 🫠🫠🫠

You think it's funny when you drink too much You call me weak then use me as a crutch #CrazyLove // #Audien

Mood:

Me, watching y'all scroll past my posts.

#ThePitt is set to return in November?! I don't want to hear any excuses about why other shows are taking 2+ years for 6/8 episodes. This show is TOP TIER and 15 episodes.

THIS is why art is so important

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One of my employees just text me to ask about sunscreen and which he should get before his trip... I've never been so proud.

I wasn't the only one who thought of this movie, right?? #Survivor #Survivor50

OPEN THE SCHOOLS IMMEDIATELY!!! #Survivor #Survivor50

I'm sorry, but if #SCOTUS is going to make rulings that alter the entire way things work, even in a way I agree with - the vote count and who voted for what should ALWAYS be public. They should be FORCED TO EXPLAIN. As it is they have no real check or balance and that's a different problem.

🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Take a bow 🫡

Idk if this is a controversial opinion, but I'm actually enjoying the combat in #FFXIII. I said what I said. #gaymer

beat LA, in my humble opinion

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

At least SOMEONE'S focus isn't just on themselves.

I've been trying to beat a singular boss in #FFXIII for the last two hours, I finally got SO CLOSE and then this stupid bastard drop-kicked me and the 30 mins I spent on the fight were immediately a waste of time. I fucking hate it here. This is why I don't enjoy soulslike games. #gaymer

Dear ass clowns: Just uh, fyi, expunging impeachments mean absolutely nothing. You can’t pretend he wasn’t impeached. The history books won’t forget. It’s just another attempt to debase themselves for trumps approval, super pervey

Mentally, I'm here: 📌Split, Croatia 🇭🇷

I read something recently that said the average life expectancy of a man in the US is 78, which means I'm "mid life", and because of who I am as a person and how dramatic I am, for the foreseeable future will be framing my spirals and crash outs as a mid life crisis.

The @wgoldenstate.bsky.social call the Chase Center "Ballhalla" which is a play on Valhalla and I had to give my mom my #GodofWar level knowledge of Norse mythology. Who says video games can't be educational!? 😂😂😂 #gaymer #Valkyries

Did I get my wisdom teeth out yesterday? Yes Is my face swollen? 100% Did I let either of those stop me from getting my weekly haircut? Absolutely fucking not #FreshFadeFriday

Waiting till you're 37 to get your wisdom teeth removed: 0/10 would not recommend.

I'm a wild ride that never stops I'm a hard case they can't unlock #exes // #TateMcRae

There was a time when the ultra-wealthy in this country at least pretended to acknowledge their privilege and their luck. It helped fuel a sense of civil obligation. These days, however: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...

You've gotta love the full spectacle that is #FFXVI #FinalFantasyXVI #FinalFantasy #gaymer

**me playing #FFXV ** Luna: Goodbye, dear Noctis. My husband: His name's Noctis? What happened to Clive? Me: Different Final Fantasy. 😂😂😂 Bless him for trying his best to keep up. He's a cozy game, gamer. #FinalFantasy

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Uncle Zak reporting for duty. Meeting my fresh, 3 day old niece was the best part of my week. I fucking love babies and they have no business being so precious. #WorldsOkayestUncle

Cordelia walked into that kitchen, with that shotgun like fucking Annie Oakley. Shoot first - ask questions later and honestly... Good for her. #YoungSherlock

I'm at the age where if someone checks my ID when I order a drink I'm annoyed, but if they don't then I'm offended. 😂😂😂

Ready for pitch perfect, daddy, Puth.

Just out of curiosity, is revealing a photo a "business venture". Hell, is releasing a book one? #RHOBH

#FreshFadeFriday: ✓ I'm trying to grow my hair out and I'm on week 3 without cutting it. Let's see how long this lasts bc I already don't know what I'm doing with it.

The 🤡🤡🤡 in the WH breaks the constitution all the MFing time, but all of a sudden SCOTUS cares about what that old piece of paper says? Give it up.

The Supreme Court just eroded one of our last lines of defense against racial discrimination in redistricting. Today it’s Black voters in Louisiana who may lose equal representation.

The Supreme Court just made it harder to challenge legislative maps drawn to dilute the voting power of Black and Latino voters. This is a green light for unconstitutional attacks on the voting rights generations of Americans bled and died to secure.