Hate having to poop on road trips, I can't toilet hover & shit

Does she even know

Does she even know

Got one of those zits on my cheek that is just taking its damn time. Existing just to cause me pain and be a massive red inflamed center of attention. Begone

WHERE DID THIS SINKDOG THING COME FROM??? I LOVE IT IM JUST CONFUSED AS TO ITS ORIGINS

the fuck it will

Lord help me I'm back on my FUCKING COD fandom BULLSHITT

I need contacts again I actually look ok without my glasses. Eye bags are IN this summer

Now that I'm back into my rhythm I'm surviving and coping again 🤌👍👌

So pretty so pretty I never want to stop traveling with good friends and food

I don't remember anyone telling me that Buc-ee's had amazing BBQ so that was a pleasant surprise that I inhaled greedily

Touched a sea lion today

IM SEEING DETHKLOK AND AMON AMARTH TOMORROW IM GONNA SHITTTT

Clown Ass boy 🎉

Fixes a car problem and gets instant gender euphoria, lmao

A concerning lack of Master Chief fanfiction featuring John in the suit, dick out

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💕🖤💚 g a y 💚🖤💕

Stretch 'em leggie out

The S line (the S stands for salmon) #art

WHY MY TAIYAKI HOLLOW T_T

What about a Wolverine with a lot of piercings. I'm just saying

#digimon devi

Facial hair growing in hurts. I'm a bird growing feathers

This? This is gay

When I look at apartment prices I don't have much hope unless I somehow meet the nicest roommates ever.... I'm so allergic to everything. Soaps, cleaning supplies, perfumes, fabric softener, anything with fur.... I'm wheezing and itchy over the littlest things. I'd be mega annoying to live with :(

Gonna cry into a locally made bagel and cold brew before this 5hr trip back to PA

Using the e-rig when my parents are gone like a teenager lmao

My life is just stacks of boxes and random objects rn and it sux. Why do I have so much weird shit

I'm going to miss my hair stylist soooo much, she got in me for a last minute "goodbye" haircut at her new salon. I look scraggly as hell I need this so bad

I think my parents are literally incapable of not arguing when they get in the car together I developed tinnitus from listening to music loud enough to drown out their fighting

Saw a LOT of yellow warblers and tree swallows today. Like so so many

I literally forgot everything Pennsylvania-Dutch from my childhood so it took me til TODAY to remember that Belsnickel is a real thing and not some Dwight-ism joke from The Office

The closest airports being 1.5 hours away and amtrak trips being an extra 10hrs compared to living in cleveland where I lived no more than 20mins from either things has me

Moving states sucks when you didn't want to, all the grocery stores are different and scary

I'm going to lose my mind part 1929476: I let my ex keep some of my lava lamps because it was too much of a fight to get some of my stuff back and I just found out one of them was a VINTAGE GLITTER LAMP WORTH 300$+ 💀

there is something extremely funny about my baby nieces and nephews constantly echoing my autistic verbal-isms there must be something about how I enunciate that is so amusing to them that I don't even notice myself. Are there adults out there noticing I'm autistic just because I'm silly??

I've been laughing a bit to my parents over some hate I've gotten on IG for being trans (some of the comments are so bizarre) and then I remember cis straight people aren't used to fighting for their lives to exist and I'm just met with sadness and concern :|

TAXES ARE DONNNNEEE

Being able to pet the cat that's afraid of everyone is just one of my super powers

Me scaring all the kids at the playground climbing around with my nephew:

Meeting my brother's new baby tomorrow and they live with his wife's VERY Catholic parents and the only clean clothes I have is this. Wish me luck

My dad is so painfully autistic "NO I AM NOT" he screams as he eats the same meal every morning, plays the same games every day, obsesses over very specific things, and struggles with empathy

*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.