I have no idea why I'm suddenly getting an influx of new followers on here but hiiiiiii 👋🏻

I love being so upset with someone and over their bs but also missing and still wanting what used to be.

Just popping in to tell everyone that I cried twice during the Peacemaker finale. Carry on

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Mourning the loss of a dear friend today. She didn't die or anything but she did announce her support of that big toe that was shot yesterday.

I was watching Chicago P.D. while I was doing my cardio at the gym yesterday and tell me why they have a taxidermy boar head on the wall of the station? Is to commemorate their fallen brothers?

Working for the "family business" today, lol #iykyk

Big things coming up for me this month and I will be BUSY. Book early if you wanna see me because my time is quite limited!

@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social #photosbycoop

Haven't even made an official announcement but my Providence tour later this month is already filling up! I should've known that my home state would be good to me but I refused to work there for so long.

SF in 2016 was a damn golden age of kink. I’m lucky I got to be a part of it. (I’m home sick being nostalgic today)

Only one week til my birthday! Whatcha getting me? Throne.com/alinavaughn

Someone else's loss can be your gain! I have an opening for a nooner tomorrow. Email [email protected] to claim it and I'll waive my last-minute fee!

Got a haircut yesterday and I feel so refreshed! Book now for the ultimate head rubs while getting head 😜

I thought the whole point of this job is discretion, not posting about every single client interaction you have.

It is exactly one month until my birthday (a big one!) and I've been slowly adding items to my wishlist in case any of y'all want to spoil me 💗 throne.com/alinavaughn

A steel drum version of "Les Fleurs"? I'll take it!

Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?

Forever judging where people place their beds in the room when I'm looking at house listings. Additionally, the narrow bedrooms in a lot of older two-flats are super annoying.

An old friend of mine is in Zimbabwe right now and he got to see a whole bloat of hippos in the wild and I'm actually crying about it.

Sometimes I feel like the only millennial with no attachment to the goofy movie.

The city is currently resurfacing the street I live on so every day I'm waking up at 6am to streets & sanitation sounding an alarm and yelling through a loudspeaker telling people to move their cars. IT'S FANTASTIC

Cancer, baybeeee

The pro sex work rant that Albie goes on in season two of White Lotus is so good until he turns on the Captain Save-a-ho switch.

Am I a Domme? No. Did I enjoy leading a man around his hotel room by a leash attached to his cock cage? Absolutely.

I got all dolled up for a date to the Conservatory but forgot to take a pic until I was home and already in my lounge wear.

Last night I watched There Will Be Blood for the first time in probably 15 years and I could have sworn that once there was blood, it was a whole lot more. Anyway, Daniel Day-Lewis can get it in a million different ways.

Post about being over social media, get a bunch of new followers. lolwut

I'm gonna be real with you guys, I'm kind of over social media. The good part of this is that I deleted Twitter off of my phone yesterday.

Thank y'all for the support and kind words, unfortunately the owner took someone else's offer. On to the next one!

What was your favorite Michelle Trachtenberg role? For me, it has to be her role as Celeste, the rising pop starlet on Six Feet Under who Keith was security for while she was on tour.

I guess I just put in an offer on a house?

A client I fired last year popped up on my inbox again (on friggin Valentine's Day 🙄) and I'm considering seeing him again but only with a Martin Luther-esque list of things he must abide by and also a massive rate increase.

I know I can't be the only millennial queerdo who bawled their eyes out at Robyn and David Byrne performing "Dancing On My Own."

Nothing makes me feel more productive than booking multiple sessions while I'm at the gym. Now if only there was a laundromat there...

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

If anyone wants to get me a half dozen heart-shaped donuts from dunkin I would be eternally grateful 🤎🤍💗

Well this is a first: today I got a booking form request from some "I can help your website grow!" type scammer. Come on now y'all. Stick to a regular degular email that will automatically be sent to my spam folder, please and thank you!

if you and your sweetie (or potential sweetie) need a cute, fun, low-cost date idea, get your ass to your local used bookstore posthaste

Shout out to the clients who can read between the lines when I say "sensual domination" and don't think it means I'm a Domme who kisses.

Timeline cleanse! Take a moment to admire this beautiful French toast I devoured today at a friend's birthday brunch

As a former student of the pastry arts, I am offended by every response, even the ones I agree with.

@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social tastes her toe

Original art and furniture

Now that my dogsitting gig is over my drive to leave the house is lower than the temperature outside.

New year, new car repairs! Finally finished all the repairs my trusty Accord needed and it sure did cost a pretty penny 😖 Any sessions booked or tributes made to my CA (alinavaughn) will be greatly appreciated, and possibly even rewarded with a titty pic!