Getting real sick of people using the umbrella term of sex worker to mean only those who strip or do on-camera work, with zero mention of those who escort or are in-person only Dommes. Your whorearchy is showing and it's gross.

Just found out that little Bingo Buckaroo has lymphoma. Got her a steady does of predisposed to make her last days more comfortable. Hoping that her sister, Bango, doesn’t have the same fate.

Stop asking if you should bring a bottle of wine and start asking if you can bring an assortment of cheeses and olives.

Went to one of my favorite bookstores in Chicago for a reading last night and I didn't buy a single thing. Please be proud of me as I've only unpacked about half of my book collection since my move in October (thank science for built-ins!)

I want a FMTY where I get an extra day or two to actually do fun stuff in whatever city on my own. Only getting to see the inside of a hotel and one restaurant isn't as dope as people think it is.

Any other sex workers watching Hacks who absolutely HATED the "dating a sex worker who is also a magician" storyline?

Some people say that a hair tie around your wrist will ruin a perfectly good picture. I say it shows that I'm prepared for whatever the night entails.

Some people say that a hair tie around your wrist will ruin a perfectly good picture. I say it shows that I'm prepared for whatever the night entails.

One of the neighborhood strays just had her kittens under our porch yesterday so that's a fun new thing I get to deal with.

Went to Rosemont for work last night so now I have every excuse to avoid anything exxxotica related this weekend and the rest of my life.

Making someone cum is great and all but making them laugh is even better.

I'm not usually a fan of random strangers coming up to me to ask about my tattoos but today while I was waiting in line at the pharmacy a much older woman told me she thought my tattoos were beautiful and it put a huge smile on my face.

Loving the early 2000s backpacker vibes of the new @bdolan.bsky.social album. I highly recommend checking it out!

I sweat a bunch yesterday and it felt great

FMTYs on hold until ICE is out of the airports

I don't know y'all, maybe we should just stop naming things after men.

Everything is terrible but I'm still hot and taking bookings in Chicago www.meetalina.com

When you think to yourself that someday you would like to hire a professional to install a skylight in the dining room but the universe gives you a leaky roof instead 🙃

Lol my Twitter was suspended and I wasn't given any reason. Oh well!

@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social on the fire escape

Actively unfollowing anyone who mentions their casual use of AI ✌🏼

Kind of upset no one told me how absolutely bonkers Traitors is until listening to @ronfunches.bsky.social stand-up about his experience on the show.

Just a heads-up to any client who may want to use me as a reference: do not give out my phone number. That is a sure fire way for me to tell the other provider not to see you because you don't respect our privacy.

Update: I signed up and class starts next week! Very excited to learn a new skill that I can put to use as a homeowner.

Taking pro photos next week for the first time in entirely too long! It'll be nice to get some fresh shots up on my website/ads that aren't pre-session selfies, lol.

Today alone I've reported three listings on tryst that just showed up on the bottom of the homepage for not being in-service providers/fake profiles. This is absolutely ridiculous. Does anyone know if the site is actually taking action?

Y'all, I have to come clean. I have become a pilates lady.

Thinking about warm weather and late sunsets

There's a lot of talk about how white men should stop making new podcasts and but, hear me out, what if EVERYBODY stops making new podcasts?

I try not to ask for much but if anyone wants to contribute to my learn a useful skill fund because I didn't use my chance in high school, my CA is alinavaughn. Just put a 🔨⛏ in the notes so it goes to the right place!

My favorite thing about bluesky is not seeing people tweeting at airlines over something that happened that was obviously a personal attack on that individual and not at all weather or equipment related.

Leaving Austin after less than 24 hrs for a FMTY and I really need to come back to this city and actually spend time here. I realized that I hadn't been out here since 2012 and there's so much new to experience!

Thought my client shorted me $400 last night but it was just in a separate envelope inside the book he gifted me 🤦🏻‍♀️

This morning my cat crawled into my backpack, pulled out the narcan, CHEWED THROUGH THE PLASTIC PACKAGING, and somehow pulled out one of the syringes??? Luckily the cap was on and nobody's bleeding but what in the actual fuck my dude this was not necessary for my wake and bake

I have no idea why I'm suddenly getting an influx of new followers on here but hiiiiiii 👋🏻

I love being so upset with someone and over their bs but also missing and still wanting what used to be.

Just popping in to tell everyone that I cried twice during the Peacemaker finale. Carry on

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Mourning the loss of a dear friend today. She didn't die or anything but she did announce her support of that big toe that was shot yesterday.

I was watching Chicago P.D. while I was doing my cardio at the gym yesterday and tell me why they have a taxidermy boar head on the wall of the station? Is to commemorate their fallen brothers?

Working for the "family business" today, lol #iykyk

Big things coming up for me this month and I will be BUSY. Book early if you wanna see me because my time is quite limited!

@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social #photosbycoop

Haven't even made an official announcement but my Providence tour later this month is already filling up! I should've known that my home state would be good to me but I refused to work there for so long.

SF in 2016 was a damn golden age of kink. I’m lucky I got to be a part of it. (I’m home sick being nostalgic today)

Only one week til my birthday! Whatcha getting me? Throne.com/alinavaughn

Someone else's loss can be your gain! I have an opening for a nooner tomorrow. Email [email protected] to claim it and I'll waive my last-minute fee!

Got a haircut yesterday and I feel so refreshed! Book now for the ultimate head rubs while getting head 😜