im not doing well rn. crashing out hard as fuck. idk what to do. I need to not be alone rn.

Hit the 50 ride milestone on Lyft yesterday. Took about 6 weeks off after getting stalked, followed, and harassed by that creepy asshole a while back. I'm still not comfortable having passengers after sunset. Slowly getting back, but things still very tight. Anything helps🫶

I do take applications for said list from local and/or visiting moots.

OH, almost forgot to mention. Added 4 people to the free use consent list last night.

put a fork in me, i'm done

Is there anything better than making a beautiful woman cum on a dive bar stage when she also happens to be the manager who has been giving you Crown Royal shots all night and doing lines with you on the bar and it's 4 AM and y'all are the only people around?

After far too many months of equilibrium, the balance of power in my dating life has shifted. I've once again hooked up with more cis women than trans women, since transitioning myself.

Jokes on you. Am already gay

Real. Also, HQ cosplay is making a return for Halloween, with a few new enhancements!!!! 😈 ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

SHOOT YOUR SHOT!!! It can only good happen!

I say no to drugs, but the don’t listen 🤷‍♀️

Fuck, I guess I really needed to catch up on sleep. Spent the whole day in bed.

I only need about 100 followers for my follower count to catch up to my post count (lmao)

I'm really all alone in this world, aren't I? If so, then I'm getting the fuck out of here as soon as I fucking can, because it doesn't fucking matter one single solitary motherfucking bit. FUCK

Non controversial skeet. I am more likely to win the Nobel Peace Prize than Trump.

I just came for the first time in 4 months. ama.

Borgers don’t kill peoples, peoples kill peoples

You should be dancing with me rn

Jfc I’m 50 years old. Fuck off with your age verification bullshit

only 6 hours until doors open at the club. Freaking the fuck out about rushing to get ready. When did I become so incredibly high maintenance???

This fucking sucks. I guess I'm involuntarily detransitioning. Planned parenthood is fucking dogshit, don't know what the fuck they are doing, and stopped prescribing to me because I called them out on their bullshit.

This fucking sucks. I guess I'm involuntarily detransitioning. Planned parenthood is fucking dogshit, don't know what the fuck they are doing, and stopped prescribing to me because I called them out on their bullshit.

I need to drop about 10 pounds by Halloween so I can pull out the Harley Quinn cosplay again.

You know I'm a former tight end because I'm always fumbling cute girls.

If you've ever liked one of my skeets, you're my wife now. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️ Actually, that's a lie. I make all the rules. 😈

Less than 24 hours until EDM night. Time to start stressing out about what I'm gonna wear.

These would look great draped over your shoulders

These would look great draped over your shoulders

I love when the dog comes over to visit 🫶

Trans rights motherfuckers

ok, like it sucks that I'm still up hacking on code for a deadline that is due two months ago.... but this git history is SO FUCKING BEYOND EPIC

ok, like it sucks that I'm still up hacking on code for a deadline that is due two months ago.... but this git history is SO FUCKING BEYOND EPIC

watching the baseball game, and giving myself a manicure. I've got plenty of time, so I'm not doing my usual rush job. Interested to see if Seche Vite lives up to the hype, over a Holo Taco cream and magnetic glitter topper.

this rapture really fucking sucks compared to the Hale-Bopp comet one.

i hate transpickleists. You don't need to like pickles to be trans.

i hate transpickleists. You don't need to like pickles to be trans.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Am I gonna need a VPN to access Netflix once raptured?

I got raptured but they didnt have the monster flavors i liked so i came back

everything i do is a mistake

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thank you all for the confirmation of what I already knew.

everyone is boycotting disney+ over deplatforming jimmy kimmel while keeping their subs to hbo max while it platforms jk rowling a performance rife with moral hypocrisy imho

I just hope that eventually someone will think I’m hot.

No, it doesn't. It explicitly requires Dems to stop chasing those people and instead turn to the many millions who have been abandoned by the Dems. Which in turn requires people like you to stop writing this boring take every three months and find a new personality.

Weekend at Bernie's

Ugh. Should have gone with my gut and gone out tonight.

can we hang out IRL and cuddle?