These Blue Jays…. I like ‘em. I will not cheer for the team that knocked out my pathetic Phillies, no matter how much the Phillies deserved it.

Can’t wait to see what favors he’s/we’re going to owe the people and groups providing the private funding for his tacky clown house. This is so exhausting. Also, if he ever leaves the White House, I hope the next occupant bulldozes the ballroom and the digs up the patio.

In this whole house, the only place this one single gnat wants to be is RIGHT IN MY FACE.

The people in my hometown are so dumb that they think liberal arts schools are for political purposes. Like they literally don’t know what “liberal arts” means. They left 1800 comments on the local news station’s Facebook post that made this painfully obvious.

Every day at 4:30 pm, my dad’s good mood starts to dissolve. At 7 pm, he turns into a completely different person. He’s angry at his feet. At the steps. Screaming at my mom for helping him. Mad about things that didn’t happen. My poor mother. Dementia is awful. So, so awful.

You shut your goddamn mouth

I know people don’t like Rob Thomson. I don’t always understand him but I don’t really feel strongly. I am, however, actually offended that the Phillies are bringing Kevin Long back.

In a kind world, we'd all get free therapy for the traumatic stress of suffering through being unemployed in this job market.

Super. Super depressing.

And while I’m up randomly skeeting about baseball, Andrew McCutchen is another guy that makes me sad when I think about how he’ll never have a WS ring. His love of Pittsburgh is really admirable. He’s the best.

If the Phillies are out, I want the Brewers to beat LA. I want that for Rhys Hoskins specifically because I still miss him.

You could write a different version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” for every week this year

I hope someone has checked on Orion Kerkering today. Truly. I feel so bad for him.

And I said hey This year’s loss was out in LA A heartbreaking one but You don’t know the life of a Phils fan, babe And you’ll never ever wanna Wait, the more you play the more that you pay Just leaving empty handed so You don’t know the life of a Phils fan, babe

I do feel bad for Orion. That was a huge pressure situation. He panicked. I’m frustrated with how it ended because… Classic Phillies. But I’m sure he’s feeling terrible right now.

On the plus side, if that game took 15 years off my life, that’s 15 fewer years I have to spend watching the Phillies not win a World Series.

I just think phillies pitchers shouldn’t have to throw four strikes in order to record a strikeout. I apologize if this is a controversial opinion.

Truly the worst way imaginable to lose that game and end our season.

Am I dying? I feel like I’m dying.

I mean, same.

Be a gift, Bader

No funny business baserunning, now, Bryce.

I don’t really feel great about the top of this order unless one of them hits something and makes a significant contribution.

JESUS CHRIST LUZARDO STAR

I’m going to puke.

NICHOLAS. Be smart.

Being a Phillies fan in the postseason is the closest you can feel to getting the shit beaten out of you while sitting alone in your own home.

Ok, Phillies. Top of the 8th. May our feet be swift, our bats mighty, and our balls.... plentiful.

I love you, Trea Turner.

Eagles Phillies 🤝 Need 6 here

Hey announcers, if you love the Dodgers so much, why don't you marry them? Stop drooling.

I can't believe this game is in the 7th inning now and it's definitely adding to my immense anxiety. SOS, Phillies. Save Our Season.

We need a quick seance for the Phillies' bats during this commercial break.

So accurate.

I don't know why or how, but Google put a widget on a my home screen on my phone that tells me live odds of who will win the Phillies/Dodgers game and it's stressing me out. I'm so tired of watching the Phillies lose.

It’s a small group, but some of us want to know why Scott Borchetta, Scooter Braun, and Scott Boras all have the same initials. Anyway, Phillies by a million. Let’s go.

I have been unemployed for 7 months. Unemployment ran out. My sister has cancer. My dad has dementia. The world is terrifying. This year sucks ass and I really need a win. I want the Phillies to defy the odds so badly. Roll it into tomorrow, boys.

Facepaint Mohawk guy is in LA too?

Is Bader wearing a batting helmet? 🤔

Jackin’ Taters!

It’s a good thing these announcers aren’t totally in love with the Dodgers or anything

One of my favorite things is when the lineup is “Ohtani Betts.”

Definitely the first preference. Facebook Marketplace witches aren’t always authentic.

Cue the terror of the Phillies coming back up to bat completely cold again

Build the momentum, you beautiful assholes. Phillies by a million.

What a great time to take Nola out. That worked out SooooOoooo well

JFC

I know people get worked up over any Bryce Harper criticism, but this is, in many ways, the team HE built. So what happens now? Don’t get me wrong. I love those guys. I love this team. But the windowing is closing on Bryce’s team and it’s the 4th year we’re coming up cold.

I don’t know if it’s my tv or if Nick Castellanos suddenly looks yellowish

Jimmy Rollins on Nick Castellanos’ comments about Phillies fans