am i going to a wedding? no. perhaps a nice night out? also no

we need a leftist cocomelon

yeah let me order a round for the snable

any news on this

[guy who only knows one government project voice] getting a lot of “The Manhattan Project” vibes from this…

haven’t been on here in a year do they have groupchats yet

she skeet on my sky til im bl- [BUZZER] she blue on m- [BUZZER] call her sk- [trap door opens]

just saw a vid of a French protestor launch an RPG at police followed by the camera-person going "oh la la, oh la la"

breakfast update: here are breakfasts that my partner made this week

im sort of like oppenheimer in a way (fell asleep while cooking mozzarella sticks and burnt them to what can only be described as their base atomic components)

how it feels to give out codes now

it’s a constitutional right to read as many posts as you want

who’s the enemy. there’s always an enemy. who do we kill on bluesky

finally, all three pride flags have been hung up, including folds and creases for authenticity

how it feels to have all the boys on bluesky now

[guy at the bar voice] they let just about anyone in here these days!!!!

good afternoon from: my chickens

everyone is joining today we've got @aklops.bsky.social now LET'S GOOOOOOOO

i dont think he made that movie

still haven’t figured out exactly what to do with bluesky yet but i do like telling people im on it

reject modernity, embrace tradition

They want you to call orcas killer whales because the empire always wants to slander the rebels. I call them freedom whales.

i’m not ‘woke’ in the sense that i’m actually very very sleepy right now

five tickets for ‘Barbie’ please

running and jumping into bed to wake my girlfriend up like a child on christmas morning because another big boat got stuck

cannot imagine a greater instance to strengthen the bonds of skeeters everywhere than big boat stuck

[one hour before going overboard at trader joes] i will not go overboard at trader joes

the one thing this place is missing is the human pet guy

feeling like him rn

how it feels to follow twitter mutuals on here that i havent interacted with in two years

skeet