But what if...I were to modify an old idea to suit this new one?

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I fill a glass with ice and Red Dew. I pick it up and walk over to the window. Gazing out over the city as it glows in the night, I gently swirl the drink. I say to myself, "What if he was called Char Assnipple?" I take a sip and sigh, content in my pondering.

And thus do I add hot water to the cup of noodles, for I have become the chef

What is an exclamation point if not a capital 1?

Some folks say their body is a temple. Well my body is a prison, and everyone has a death sentence.

ガメラ60周年🐢🔥

Ugh, friggin' Thanksgiving... *I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade* PIKACHU EEVEE! *In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*

In my opinion, any kind of pitch can be enhanced by bursting out of a cake directly beforehand. This is how you thrive in the business.

Drogune

*Saxophone music starts playing* The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city

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So I'm slowly making my way through the X-Files again and I've come to both anticipate and dread a type of scene that I know I've seen at least a couple of times so far. The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.

They should make a giant Rice Krispie that you can buy

My Mega Evolution just ages me like 40 years and I lay on the ground softly sobbing. And it ain't a graceful 40, either. It's BAD. My stats plummet. However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.

32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

Eh. Fuck it.

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

GUESS WHAT IDIOTS IT'S FROG WATCH! Status: Blurry and Teeny Tiny

I choose to believe that Vegeta's mother also looks and sounds like him, but with a rockin' pair of honkers.

*Turns to look at camera* *Dramatic zoom in* "Hatsune Miku"

Hoo boy, the misanthropy is kickin' in again!

bird book

"Good people, our way of life is threatened." *The crowd murmurs nervously* "By MEEEE!" *I tear open my coat and shirt to unleash a torrent of bees. The crowd panics and attempts to flee, but the exits are sealed. My bee swarm grows ever more and the people are overtaken. It is the bees time now*

The smashing table is ready. Will you smash the baby for your heart's desire? Will you smash the baby for the rare Labubu?

flaming moe's

Perhaps if we were to build some kind of "Mega Cannon" and fire it at the Sun...

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

FROG WATCH! Status: Tiny

I'm sorry Scully but I don't give a shit about your magic super baby

Content

Thank you for your small gesture of kindness, stranger. When the mists come I shall think of you and yours, and do what I can to keep you safe from their hunger.

So apparently I can't hold to copy text in the app now? Why though? Probably shouldn't have updated I guess.

So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

Lex Luthor: Rell me, Superman. To save Metropolis, would you...eat a baby?! Superman: ...Lex, what the hell? Lex: Too much? You know, when I was thinking this up I was worried it might be too much. Superman: It's too much, Lex. Lex: Fuck.

Unfollow me, cowards

Voices of the Void kinda has its hooks in me. Feels kinda rare nowadays.

*Floats away into the sky* *Dies* *Comes back down and ruins a birthday party*

"Darling, I feel I haven't much time left. Tell me, are the children alright?" "Yes, dearest, they are well and happy." "I see. Then I have failed." *Dies like a STUPID IDIOT!*

Wheels really are the optimum method of decision making. Plus you get to spin them.

Yo dog. Peanut Butter? Yo.

Hey I'm Ry, I will demonetize your podcast

I saw a huge turtle or tortoise crossing the street.

It's okay to not be into something anymore

I lay in a greasy field, a great blue sky stretched out above me. A gentle breeze wafting the clouds along. The sounds of nature fill my ears. And as I lay there, gazing upwards, I think to myself "I could be way meaner"

I wish I could block people in real life. And then they'd explode.