Elizabeth Taylor and CANCELLED! are for the rep girlies, that’s for sure.

Lab mice used in experiments are genetically identical and easy to manipulate (e.g. you can control diet, treatment compliance, etc). They are model organisms of a best case scenario. Human biology and behavior is decidedly NOT best case scenario. Greed aside, this is just an uninformed take.

If it takes that long to make a decision, it’s not clear and obvious, now is it?

Diego Fagundez’ bald spot makes me feel exceptionally old.

George has hand foot and mouth for the second time in two months. The first time was a breeze and I felt lucky we got through it so easily. This time is 1000x worse and I was up with him until 4:30am. Let my boss know I need to be out and she asks if I can still meet virtually. I need a new job.

GET IN LOSERS WE ARE TAYLOR SWIFTING TONIGHT 🤡🧡🤡

We probably deserve to lose this match if only to have a LONGGGGGGG fucking look in the mirror.

WTF Cal’s catcher brother is only 15?!?!?!? Kid’s a boss to have that much leadership that young. Damn.

BIG DUMPERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Me: why is absolutely every single person around me annoying the shit out of me today?! *looks at health tracker* Oh. Luteal phase. Got it. Jesus take the wheel.

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

Am I delusional thinking things are starting to feel different? Like “regular” people (read: not people who saw this coming in 2016) are starting to wake up and realize that we are in a very dangerous place politically/socially? Or have I just allow myself to hope again?

I don't understand why the Rebel Alliance had to resort to violence.

Oh, I was also finally formally diagnosed with ADHD. Since being properly medicated for that, I have been able to completely taper off one of my mood stabilizers because SHOCKINGLY my anxiety is entirely caused by ADHD 🙃 Just another woman told she has anxiety instead of being evaluated properly. ✌️

I know that everything is shit right now. But in an effort to not forget to celebrate my own positives, here is some personal news. I have been participating in a clinical trial where I’ve been on zepbound for the last two weeks and I’ve lost 11 pounds.

So mad.

Andor’s prophecy continues to amaze and frighten. #starwars #andor

I don’t know who needs this information but these protein cheerios are delicious. One cup of cereal has 8g of protein. 💪🏼💪🏼

The MLSPA and all MLS players stand united with the Seattle Sounders players who tonight demanded a fair share of the FIFA Club World Cup prize money. #FairShareNow #FIFACWC

George and I are both sick. Again. Kurtis has been gone for a week. I’m exhausted. George is sick enough he can’t go to daycare but not so sick that he actually wants to sit and rest. I’m way sicker than him. Keep me in your thoughts because I have absolutely no idea how I’m getting through the day.

I have discovered that talking to my kid through the baby monitor is some sort of magic that makes him immediately lay down and go right to sleep. I’ve done it three nights in a row and for nap time today. Worked like a charm 👀

And so is Stef

Kent is uhhhh really good.

Don’t normally condone “doing your own research” but I’ll make an exception for this one.

I would pay a lot of money to watch Thomas deck that ref. Like a LOT.

Our Sounders Family sends love to Tom Biro, a stalwart in the Seattle soccer community and a former @weareecs.bsky.social co-president, who is hospitalized after a severe accident earlier this week. Join us in sending best wishes to one of our own. 💚💙

Gave blood and then went to a vampire movie. 🩸🩸🩸

This is a widely inaccurate & dangerous mischaracterization. The vaccine was developed in fetal cells obtained from two elective abortions in the early 1960s. There is not abortion debris floating around in the vaccine. And the Vatican has okayed its use. RFK Jr. is again spreading disinformation.

I just want my child to be healthy and stop vomiting. I am so fucking tired.

My morning started off with actually being on time for once just for my child to throw up in the hallway at daycare about two doors down from his classroom. I caught most of it in my hands. How’s your day going? 🙃

Me: George, do you have a poopoo? George: NO! Me: *checks diaper* You DO have a poopoo! George:

I have been sick for 10 days which is now capped off with an ear infection that is making me want to drive a screwdriver into my ear and swirl it around. I’m not sure I would need all my fingers and toes to count the days that I have been well since mid-December. I am just so fucking tired.

In one breath, that asshole talks about how he’s shutting down the Department of Education. In the next, he talks about the brand new fighter jet. He is saying the quiet part out loud - he’s literally robbing our kids for fucking war machines.

Whelp. Not a fan of this match.

A team of public health pros, web devs, and coders has preserved a copy of the #CDC website as it existed on January 20, 2025: RestoredCDC.org Love seeing this ingenuity. We can all put our unique skills to use in the fights against fascism 🦾 #AcademicSky 🧪

‘Twas the night before opening day and my son fell asleep in this way… ⚽️💚💙

YASSSS. This is the kind of shit I want to see. Want to say what woman can and cannot do with their bodies, then do it to men too. 100% of unwanted pregnancies are caused by ejaculation. So just don’t ejaculate fellas. Easy.

PSA: SSRIs save lives! Case in point: I would quite literally be dead without SSRIs.

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

NIH funding at @UMich supports important medical research, such as extending the life of organs waiting for transplant, advancing treatments for cerebral palsy, and sustaining experimental genetic trials for children with brain cancer.

Fuck you, Trump. Cancer affects everyone, asshole.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Can’t wait to hear about how Trump thought Kendrick was a DEI hire later. (/sarc)

Man, nothing really prepares you for the first day your kid won’t stop vomiting.

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

•sarcasm on• I have no idea what this might look like. You? •sarcasm off•

George smacked me in the face with a book and then hugged me when I said “Ow! You hurt mommy, please be gentle!” 1.5 years really is a roller coaster.

We are finally home and the fresh air here will never not be heavenly to me.