F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

Binja has been trying to analyze a vampire bat sample for 12 hours 🥲

Shot / chaser

3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

The Sleuthcon CFP idea fairy came early this year

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

Honestly surprised we got “legalize asbestos” before “legalize smoking in restaurants”

bad day to be an inyalowda www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyXG...

Thank you to everyone who came out to my Thotcon talk on Saturday! Slides are posted here: www.intelcorgi.com/thotcon-0xd-...

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%. What’s next on the agenda?

everything is computer

I hate x64 malware. I hate Golang malware. I hate x64 Golang malware.

I’ve been agonizing over buying a new laptop for the last 6 years, and the thing that causes me the most frustration (besides terrible build quality / price) is committing to 14 vs 16 inches

If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.

Five things I did memo: 1. Saw things you wouldn't believe. 2. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. 3. Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. 4. Lost those moments in time like tears in rain. 5. Checked to see if it was time to die.

Idk about y’all but I don’t plan on giving RU ops a free pass into our customer networks just because some ding dong says they aren’t a threat If anything I might just wanna burn them with more prejudice out of spite for both regimes

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years. Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week: - Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky - Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die - Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone - Made 1 ring to rule them all - Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie

Postponing PMRP prep with my second rule for #100DaysOfYARA. This one focuses on finding the B64 decoding routine seen in the final stages of the Coyote Banking Trojan. www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-...

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".

No, dipshit, but your values tell you who to shoot, under what circumstances, and why… in NATO in particular, it also helps you determine who you stand with when someone starts shooting at them. What an incompetent, unqualified, boob.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Huge day for advertising for Burrito Taxi

I guess the AI profile pictures are going with a “mugshot” theme now

I miss the free version of riskIQ

You’re an MSS or SVR cyber targeter who’s spent years trying to find an access vector into SPS/PAM; then suddenly a pack of high-profile, right-wing, edgelord zoomers — who will definitely click on any link they think will get them laid — just get admin access. Prepositioning acquisition speedrun.

So OpenAI's deep research tool is useful if you...already know about the subject? Why does every piece that Casey writes feel like it's trying to explain to a kid why they didn't get as many Christmas gifts this year

Idk I guess I don't understand the point of advertising a job as being in one city and then saying you have to relocate to a different city in a different state.

The Attribution Understanders have logged on

LOLC2 - a collection of C2 projects that operate exclusively through legitimate services lolc2.github.io, I'm probably missing some projects let me know ! 🌐 lolc2.github.io 🐙 github.com/lolc2/lolc2....

2025 Hunchly wishlist: - dark mode - notepad / scratch notes feature - squash UI bugs in chrome extension - overhaul reporting tool

Security tip for iPhone users: holding the side button and one of the volume buttons for two seconds will lock your phone and disables Face ID until you enter your password. Useful for situations where someone may try to unlock your phone without your consent.

Time to buy my first paper Magic cards in years

I finally got around to making my first contribution to #100DaysofYARA 2025 with two YARA rules. My first rule looks to detect Qbit Stealer, a Golang stealer which never really took off. My second rule is designed to hunt various "calling cards" the developer left, which might find related malware.

Imagine being a CISO and having just cut an enormous check to a vendor, only to learn the main “product improvement” they’ve been developing over the previous year is a chatgpt wrapper

‘The Expanse’ re-watch season rating: One ✅ ✅ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Two ✅ ✅ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Three ✅ Four ✅ Five ✅ Six ✅ Just finished season two. Probs some of the best sci-fi ever written. Big call but standing by it. That good! On to season three later this week!

Happy 100DaysOfYARA Eve!

I’m 2 for 2 on Dell monitors handling multiple inputs like absolute garbage. Expensive lesson learned

Threat research in 2024

I wonder how many block lists I’ve ended up on ? 🤔

Finally finished The Acolyte. Such a great series, and I’m crushed Disney didn’t renew it for a second season. I blame The Mouse almost as much as I blame Star Wars Fans.

Binja Black Friday sale pls

Got my setup ready to stream @cyberwarcon.bsky.social tomorrow!

Where’s the meme with the happy and sad guy? Because that was me seeing the Scattered Spider arrests and then seeing this doc

Threat intel has always struggled to show ROI so this has naturally lead to branding being the main value. Until the majority of companies can actually derive value from their CTI teams we will keep getting marketing slop.

Hey if you're a corporate brand social media account migrating to bsky I'd recommend using your domain as your handle.