TIFU by accidentally telling my girlfriend i love her??? I was telling funny jokes to my partner (who I despise) and after one particularly hilarious joke she said "that was awful, how many braincells do you have" and i responded "< 3" but i forgot the space. Now she thinks i love her?? Help!!

Ooo this print came out nice for 11x14.

Well, I had a good run, chaps. @gooseworx.bsky.social, if I may have one last request, it’s that you dunk my face in liquid nitrogen and smash it against a wall. Just, like, actually Jason X style. If I’m going out, it’s gotta be some crazy shit.

quad braixen

Scolipede 🐛

find out how She became RIPPED in just ONE DAY by LEAVING IT ALL BEHIND. No cursed energy! no innate techniques! no bullshit! find out the BIG SECRET that BIG ZENIN don't want you to know about.

I rly like the new fire starter

hey all!! rent cycles happened to line up kinda awkwardly with my current work schedule so i'm at risk of dipping into the negative, so i'm posting this again!! if anyone wants a model doctor slot, i'd be able to work on it straight away!! reposts are appreciated, thank u all >w<

Ah yeah, time for the second one

My girlfriend keeps feeding me wd40, she's trying to get rid of the squeaking

hat i wear when i look at booty ass

cw // boobs lol Locked in rn

Hey if you want one more chance to play for cheap, like basically the only AAA game of the last ten years that I have truly brain-on-fire loved, Control is on sale for $5 until the 27th. store.steampowered.com/app/870780/C... This is the PC version, so if you're playing on gamepad, TURN ON AUTOAIM

Dating a lovely woman who has asked me many years ago to spell ICUP. To this day it remains untrue. I have been conned. Scammed. Japed.

another viridescent babe to antagonize my pent-up boy (feat. @stareostar.bsky.social 's Lily!)

Elora

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Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener

hello dear, i’ve been trying to reach you

Here's another version with blue boobs! With her breast hanging out like that, customers can probably squeeze out all that tasty mana with their own hands.

Fanart of Keaton (@toaster.live's character) from Cape Escape 2 (an ttrpg actual play by @gnollplaying.games). The pose is referencing Phony's MV, because I thought the song fit her. #fanart #furry #CapeEscape2 #CapeEscape

Bun n' Cat Comm for @SimplifyAM of their OC, Nemo 🐈‍⬛

g o i n g s o m e w h e r e ? . . . 🐰: @miranii.bsky.social

Came up with another version that works just as well :p

Gwaah!! (Catmaid bunny wardrobe malfunction.)

EASY minecraft honey farm tutorial!!! (substar public release from july) #minecraft #nsfw #r34 #minecraftbee

Priscilla's femininity and grace knows no bounds

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Confessionals for the Constellites get a little silly (and steamy) #OCs | #TheDevoted #Constellites #SisterColumba

So i hear that when you're at Olive Garden, you're family. Does that make last night's hookup incest?

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay #art

Wicker Spread loincloth and cock alts on my SubscribeStar

Rouge the Wight For spooky month

Sleep paralysis demon

i drew a tiny buny sniffing a strawberry and @shockpine.bsky.social added another drawing to expand it into a thrilling narrative, because she's just really good at visual storytelling like that. collab of the century

Centaur girl who asks you which pair of boobs you'd rather drink from. If you say teats she lays on you

Do not under any circumstances consider this a viable course of action. If someone ends up being pavlov'd into cumming to that song, it's their own damn fault. I ain't responsible and anyone who attempts to blame me will hear from my lawyer

transgender small natruals

Listening to Jackie's Box while my girlfriend jerks me off. muttering the lyrics under my breath while it happens. moaning out "watch me shoot my secret cannon" while sputtering out the most tiny and pathetic dribble of girlcum ever seen

I just want y'all to know. I am constantly thinking of cute ideas for these two.

New adopt, bunny maid knight

Ok so you put the milkshake powder in your mouth, then you put the boob in your mouth, and then you *squeeze*

Comm for @jennytheghostie.bsky.social! Magical researchers have yet to find any real practical applications for Sex Magic That Transforms Your Partner Into A Plushie When You Cum, but practicality isn't really a concern for Muffin and Pyxis here. It's simply cool and fun :)

This is truly was our Shattered Grails,, [A new series by @gnollplaying.games, check them out on YouTube !!]

Some quality 'tail time' with a pal, and a little good-luck sugar to see Bubsy off before his flight to the studio! 🍸💚💋✨😻💦🛫🎬 #Bubsy #Bubsy4D #Gex #SFW

People throwing the word “clanker” around like a whole new slur just dropped without the idea of it ever coming from Star Wars. Like they’re getting a little toooo comfortable with it and thats gross

w-what do you mean Charles Barkley is a human man? i thought he was like air bud,,,,

googling if it’s okay for a woman in her 30s to go up to a bartender at a club and ask straight-faced for a blue motherfucker