oh thats fluff... thats fluff of my ancient enemy..

Powerscalers are freaks, they're always talking about "where are the feets"

Anglerfish girl who posts ragebait online and then shoves her phone in her mouth to simulate prey trying to escape

I'm gonna have to continue signalis eventually

mario + his polycule of creatures

*tugs your leash* *tugs your leash* come on, puppy. It's time for MSQ Roulette

Cat lady Mica. Commissioned art piece

Sometimes i get a little thirsty so i crack open the wii MotionPlus™ and drink the mercury inside!

Someone please steal this idea: gardening game where you have to grow your own skill tree

me if i was the dogy type of kobold

Spoke to one of the few straight transfems i know, asking about how their relationship is going: Their boyfriend got into ffxiv and at the start of extreme trials he asks for other people's guidance on mechanics, because "as a cis white mage i know that i have a lot to learn about queer culture"

"how did you design that monster of yours?" "It came on me in a dream"

A new robo in town. SR59, for Y2.

Despite Dinymo's prowess for genetic re-writing, it seems their best scientists couldn't give Lucky a fitting bodysuit

Met the lady of the lake, she said smth about a cool sword and a magic scabbard and a whole bunch of shit. I said "yeah that sounds cool" and then i blacked out and now I have a chastity cage i can't remove. any advice?

TIFU by accidentally telling my girlfriend i love her??? I was telling funny jokes to my partner (who I despise) and after one particularly hilarious joke she said "that was awful, how many braincells do you have" and i responded "< 3" but i forgot the space. Now she thinks i love her?? Help!!

Ooo this print came out nice for 11x14.

Well, I had a good run, chaps. @gooseworx.bsky.social, if I may have one last request, it’s that you dunk my face in liquid nitrogen and smash it against a wall. Just, like, actually Jason X style. If I’m going out, it’s gotta be some crazy shit.

quad braixen

Scolipede 🐛

find out how She became RIPPED in just ONE DAY by LEAVING IT ALL BEHIND. No cursed energy! no innate techniques! no bullshit! find out the BIG SECRET that BIG ZENIN don't want you to know about.

I rly like the new fire starter

hey all!! rent cycles happened to line up kinda awkwardly with my current work schedule so i'm at risk of dipping into the negative, so i'm posting this again!! if anyone wants a model doctor slot, i'd be able to work on it straight away!! reposts are appreciated, thank u all >w<

Ah yeah, time for the second one

My girlfriend keeps feeding me wd40, she's trying to get rid of the squeaking

hat i wear when i look at booty ass

cw // boobs lol Locked in rn

Hey if you want one more chance to play for cheap, like basically the only AAA game of the last ten years that I have truly brain-on-fire loved, Control is on sale for $5 until the 27th. store.steampowered.com/app/870780/C... This is the PC version, so if you're playing on gamepad, TURN ON AUTOAIM

Dating a lovely woman who has asked me many years ago to spell ICUP. To this day it remains untrue. I have been conned. Scammed. Japed.

another viridescent babe to antagonize my pent-up boy (feat. @stareostar.bsky.social 's Lily!)

Elora

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Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener

hello dear, i’ve been trying to reach you

Here's another version with blue boobs! With her breast hanging out like that, customers can probably squeeze out all that tasty mana with their own hands.

Fanart of Keaton (@toaster.live's character) from Cape Escape 2 (an ttrpg actual play by @gnollplaying.games). The pose is referencing Phony's MV, because I thought the song fit her. #fanart #furry #CapeEscape2 #CapeEscape

Bun n' Cat Comm for @SimplifyAM of their OC, Nemo 🐈‍⬛

g o i n g s o m e w h e r e ? . . . 🐰: @miranii.bsky.social

Came up with another version that works just as well :p

Gwaah!! (Catmaid bunny wardrobe malfunction.)

EASY minecraft honey farm tutorial!!! (substar public release from july) #minecraft #nsfw #r34 #minecraftbee

Priscilla's femininity and grace knows no bounds

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Confessionals for the Constellites get a little silly (and steamy) #OCs | #TheDevoted #Constellites #SisterColumba

So i hear that when you're at Olive Garden, you're family. Does that make last night's hookup incest?