I don’t think we’re getting the $9000 that Elon promised

Let’s be clear: Donald Trump and Congressional Republicans forced a government shutdown tonight. Rather than address the health care crisis that they created just earlier this year, they refuse to come to the table and do their jobs. What happened to the art of the deal?

Donald Trump and his lapdog Republicans just shut down the federal government after refusing to protect Americans from an imminent spike in health insurance costs. This is what the GOP stands for.

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

JFC

Still fun

Of course the Red Sox are gonna blow this game

It’s not a deadlocked Senate. Republicans have a clear majority. They can pass a bill at any time!

More Republican voter suppression

republicans vote to shut down the government

Yuck the Fankees

It me, total dipshit, who thinks Newt Gingrich is trying to help Democrats

“Trump has been the best president for farmers in history except for right now when things are really bad for them”

As is the entire Republican Party

Not police the cities. He said declare war on them.

Democrats should just say that this means they control both chambers, call them to order, and start passing legislation. Make Republicans go to court to try to stop it.

Unreal

🧵

Every person in this photo looks mortified

Look at the responsible Republicans being respectful and lowering the temperature

I’ve never heard the word obloquy before

Democrats have preemptively already done it wrong

Actually, the two wars the U.S. has won—the Civil War and WWII—were wars against white rage

Remember when Lloyd Austin was under anesthesia for a couple hours and it was The Biggest Scandal in History™️

like, the fact that they felt this spectacle was necessary is itself evidence that they don't have the military support that they want

You could find one and ask

I know, I know…but can you imagine if Biden publicly said “I’m worried I’m going to fall down”

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

America’s military leadership has more important things to do than listen to lectures on character from an unqualified drunk who assaults women. Any soldier who was as careless as Hegseth was with war plans would be fired if not prosecuted. And everyone in that room knows it.

Mark Halperin Rages at Ta-Nehisi Coates ‘Talking Bullsh*t’ About who?

He just gave permission to other countries to commit war crimes against Americans

He’s telling them they can commit rape and suffer no consequences

Good thing they voted for him!

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JB, do your thing

The Economy Man™️!

We know how this will play out. The press will talk behind closed doors about what a pathetic shit show it was but will publicly tell Daddy how big and stwong he is.

Why wouldn’t they? The press is helping them do so.

Ooohhh you’re so tough

U.S. taxpayers just spent millions to have generals and admirals listen to Dwight Schrute’s shareholder meeting speech

Look at the responsible Republicans being respectful and lowering the temperature

“Secretary of War (tee hee) Pete Hegseth brings fresh ideas to national security policy in unorthodox, rousing speech” — Axios

I can’t wait for all the leaks to the press about this

“White people are physically superior to black people” is Hitler shit

ICE allowed two detainees to be murdered

Do you think he knows they’re all laughing at him?

It’s never true