“You mean Trump doesn’t really care about me? This is a development I never saw coming.”

We can’t just do sternly worded letters

Some enterprising reporter should ask him what is required to amend the constitution

Never heard of it

Who Shot Ashli Babbit? (2021)

So they were peaceful patriotic protestors who caused chaos?

I thought Trump had a big beautiful healthcare plan

This is gibberish

Please don’t nominate this guy

“It’s not believable.” So true, Donnie, so true.

Stop saying stupid shit like this. 60+% of Americans are not “okay with it”.

I’m shocked that the coiffed meathead hired to grunt words fed to him by Bari Weiss couldn’t even manage that

There’s no reason to think Axios, Politico, and the like aren’t making up their anonymous sources

What. The. Fuck. Is. This.

“Critics say…”

If people just keeping saying that Trump should be impeached and removed from office then Republicans will have no choice but to go along.

JFC, it’s just constantly moving the goalposts. “Forget pointless exercises that won’t accomplish anything and focus on resisting Trump in tangible ways” “No! Not like that!”

But no ACA subsidies for the American people. America First!

Jurassic Park (the book)

Go Cats!

This is bullshit, but it also makes Trump and Kegbreath look weak. They were running their mouths about a court martial and now it’s down to docking some retirement from a multimillionaire, which they’ll lose on btw.

This is like the ninth different explanation

They killed 80 people in a “law enforcement operation”?

So, the argument today is that it was about corruption and getting the oil money back to the people of Venezuela? Cool, so by that precedent then Putin’s next, yes?

8k likes for the dumbest fucking analogy possible

Democrats are in disarray again

Here’s the thing: Dipshit Donald and the dipshits who work for him are going to fuck this up. I have no expectations that the press will cover it accordingly.

Were we greeted as liberators?

This is all it’s about. Having Jack Probiotic and Catturd tweet about how they’re all the manliest manly alpha males with big dicks and rippling muscles.

The press loves this. The press loves war. The press loves images of missiles firing from a ship and explosions across foreign cities. This why they love W and Trump and hate Biden.

“He is a corrupt authoritarian who has repressed his people, stolen elections, imprisoned political opponents, and presided over a humanitarian catastrophe…” You just described Trump.

America First!

It’s now the Trump-Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela

Many of the people screaming at Democrats never said a word or respect, support, or appreciation to Joe Biden when he pulled the US troops out of Afghanistan.

🙄

President Pritzker now has the approval of the Republican Party to capture Putin and Netanyahu to send The Hague to stand trial.

“It’s old-fashioned to defend mainstream journalism these days but some of the most reliable reporting from people actually on the ground will be the AP and Reuters the next 24 hours. Your Substack journalist writing takes will be using frontline reporting from them.”

All the mainstream journalists are on TV Toobining to videos of Trump bombing brown people

In case it’s not clear, this action in Venezuela endangers the opposition to Maduro instead of fortifying it.

Wow, why does Pam Bondi hate the 2nd Amendment?

“Mainstream journalism” has failed this country by completely rolling over for Trump, but sure, use this as an opportunity to attack independent journalists who are actually doing the work.

I’m gonna laugh so hard when the federal grand jury refuses to indict Maduro

Ah, I see Trump’s latest recklessness is really about the Democrats

Hard hitting journalism

Free agency + Saban 2.0

The influence of Murc’s Law at play here is staggering

And then what happened…? #GoCats

Let’s go big and do IOWA test scores

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