when you have a billion dollar deal tied to it, you do so.

the wsj, sir?

The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post

the year corso retires, they win the natty. absolutely absurd.

salute to azeez for the “stop the genocide” eye black

sirianni can handle many a thing with the eagles. he cannot, under any circumstances, hire his friends for major jobs within the organization. the two times he didn’t? eagles made the sb.

94-25. that’s the point difference in indiana’s last two games.

aye man. @chrisnovak91.bsky.social don’t deserve this.

… the hell do you mean Texas vs. USC for the natty was TWENTY YEARS AGO SUNDAY?!

Indiana looking more like saban-era bama than alabama is shocking … until you realize cig is from the saban coaching tree

the last selfie of ‘25 and a reminder that the year did plenty on me but my friends and family helped lift me up. said goodbye to a dream job in CT, moved back to houston, lost my best friend/brother, saw a convo with my therapist come true and put that shit on time after time.

mtv (the one in america) is not ending its music channels. the international broadcast side of mtv, however, are ending their music channels such as MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live.

Isiah Whitlock Jr. and Richard Smallwood passed today??? So it’s just a fucked up day all around. Got it.

“I didn’t do enough this year.” yeah you did, you made it out to start all over again. that’s more than enough.

do Mormons believe in ritualistic pop tart killing?

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merry christmas to all my internet homies

aye… #thegrinch been done wrong his whole life all because he landed in christmas whoville and not horton hears a who whoville.

what a dumbass loss.

(the running rumor that super freaky grandma is doing all this to secure a pardon for somebody close to her, husband, brother take your pick is hilarious considering neither man were convicted on federal charges.)

it is 2025. I am still tickled whenever I see macaroni tony pulls up into a spot and out of towners want to entertain him and that damn feather.

broke his jaw. glorious. absolutely glorious.

jake paul aged 30 years with every punch joshua landed. good.

and … OU still has not won a playoff game despite having reached the stage so often.

so we go from hulk hogan (and rocking hulkmania gear) to 6ix9ine … I swear to god if anthony joshua just lets this fight go the distance … or even loses …

a team, branding the script of alabama, not being able to run the dang’um ball … is absolutely shocking.

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🤣🤣🤣

"I’ve been reporting on the criminal justice system for more than a decade and have spent time in cities with a lot of law enforcement. I’ve also lived in an authoritarian country overseas, yet I’ve never experienced a police presence like this."

also, shoutout kelly rowland. iykyk

look, when THAT day happens for ol buddy? they might shut the internet off for the amount of jokes to be had.

running what appears to be a zone concept against this rams defense is a *choice* dan campbell

he dropped a whole list of folks who was on his side and the party told him, man please.

the AJ styles retirement show next year? whew.

whoever chanted leave the jorts is absolutely SICK. 🤣🤣🤣

gunther stripped that man of his whole ethos. that’s how you do it. cause you knew cena is such a damn traditionalist he was going out on his back to end his career.

they rhoufht that man was buried after losing to punk and now he’s even more of a gotdamn killing machine. a heel for all time.

superman finally said enough.

this is goku vs. jiren levels of graps between big gunt and cena

I swear if this team somehow wins out after going 0-3 to start the season …

BEST DEFENSE IN THE WORLD, CRAIG.

also, these boys are camping out in spaces where pain lives (c. michael irvin) on these hits.

good drive. leave this in the hands of the best defense in the league.

Roses are red We're at a curious juncture

oh we got bron vs cm punk in the barclays in january

the panthers are the physical representation of “chaotic good”

WHERE TF DID YOU FIND THAT PLAY NICK CALEY?!

little bit of everything on that drive by the texans.