Love getting an invitation to a party described as "problematic for vegans and those with lactose intolerance". Truly my kinda party.

Well at least the scoring streak is still alive. That's about all I can say for the season. #VTvUVA

Currently nap trapped under the 18 month old. Using it to watch football and soon nap myself It's the fucking beat.

#WALlvRSA is playing out basically exactly like we all thought it would. An inauspicious start to a sports day for me that will end with the Commonwealth Cup.

As someone who worked as a student in the university call center trying to raise money our system has a field for "reason for refusal". I strongly encourage any NU or other alums to clearly state this as the reason for not giving when you get called.

Haha. I don't think Bronco even really believes there should be one second on the clock. It was so expired by the time the qb threw it.

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social the old super rugby was even more globe spanning tham the KHL. Teams in NZ, Australia, South Africa, Japan, and Argentina. Covid killed it in that arrangement, but it was truly bonkers timezone and travel wise.

The duality of man.

It is I. The apple pie hater. A creature many thought was just legend, but I promise I exist.

Taking a turn on BGA at Pax feels both meta and subversive somehow.

Time for round 2. Let's do this.

Spending my undergrad years drinking alcoholic drinks of exceedingly low quality was training for stomaching the awful tasting and insanely high volume colonoscopy prep meds.

Jame. Franklin has been spotted in a suburban Baltimore public library. Clearly this means he's interested in the (not open)Towson job.

ACAB includes the toddler dad who just pulled his kid out of the giant water table at the science museum. Let the kid be free!

You know he wanted to put motherfucking in the middle of the final JD Vance.

From the top rope

May these men face their well deserved justice and never know a moment of peace for the rest of their lives.

Peruvian chicken continues to fucking slap as a family meal.

Alerting the morning crew to some electoral malfeasance that occured last night.

I didn't win the neighborhood costume contest. Multiple people have told me I was robbed. They're all fucking right.

One of the things about hardline RTO policy I legit don't understand is how it actually kills productivity because of no flexibility. Like after being hospitalized for a week with a bad allergic reaction I could come back to work faster cuz I could WFH.

I said the same thing when they were including daycare in BBB(thanks Manchin). But this would be even more important. Stand this up asap. And get elected Dems at every level involved. Yeah the fascists will bitch and try and shut it down, but actually helping people is more important.

White bbq sauce and yum yum sauce are an example of culinary convergent evolution.

Library did a minor Reno. Mostly new furniture and moving stuff around. But the Switch that was in the kids area disappeared. I was sad. Until I found it. I'm a totally new like living room type set up. Libraries continue to fucking rule.

Wtf is a Golden Bear anyway? Idk but it sounds like something Trump would like. Go Hokies! Beat Cal! #vtcal

It's amazing how people take the fact that they weren't aware of something in childhood as proof it didn't exist.

Welp. UVA was cool for exactly one week. Get fucked 'Hoos. Never negotiate with fascists.

I am a leftist, and I've literally done this in college. My mind only exploded from ripping bongs and drinking beers. Shit I live in a pretty liberal neighborhood, and I know of at least 5 houses without outdoor TV set ups. Basically the adult version of this.

We bring you footage from the diaper change I just did on kiddo 2.

Did I buy the Ludacrisp apples because of their name? Yes. But they are also delicious so back off.

As a Hokie it pains me to say this, but in these times any ally is a good one. So for tonight only. Go 'Hoos!

"Hey we don't know (house painter)'s politics. Maybe we shouldn't have him doing work when (cleaner) is here." A real statement my wife made to me last night.

It's a shame Penn Stating doesn't have the same lyrical quality that Celmsoning does, because man they've really picked that mantle up.

I know this makes me an old, but a college soccer stadium selling 6 or 7 different beer options, but no energy drinks is very surprising to me. Especially on youth soccer day. Lots of tired parents in the stands!

Kiddo 2 decided to reinvent rugby today at kiddo 1's soccer game. Before things got going she grabbed a ball, and ran it into the goal. Shouted goal when she got there. Given her size I think she'd be a good prop, but she might be tall enough for lock tbh.

I am once again asking, as a parent of a small early rising child, that someone regularly put sports on TV at 6am on a weekend morning. Bonus points for sports I can about, but even that's not required.

This UNT-USF game is fucking unhinged in the best way.

Well I can confirm that when a large 5 year old gets stuck in a toddler swing tin snips will in fact work to cut her free.

Watching a CW game again this week, and much happier that there are no ICE recruitment ads this time. Clearly my bitching on a small social network site last week worked.

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I know it's niche, but for the "weird sports venues" do you should follow up talking about college wrestling (Wyoming hosted a meet in a barn. Vt hosts every year on stage) and Aus sports hosting games in the US. Both fit the theory well!

So starting with how I doubt this is as automatically true as she says, even if it is I'm happy with my taxes paying for their healthcare. In fact they should pay for more healthcare. Maybe let's try using taxes to pay for, oh I don't know, all of it?

This is recently among the num 1 topic of convos with my trainer. How much he sees it running his friends and coworkers.

I cannot wait until the day that the stroller and living room pack n play go away. I think they're the two biggest annoyances of "baby gear" for me right now.

It's a shame Penn Stating doesn't have the same lyrical quality that Celmsoning does, because man they've really picked that mantle up.

Jesus Christ. 2/2 on it being in both ad breaks so far. How do I file a complaint with The CW that they shouldn't take those fascists money?

First time watching a broadcast channel for a VT game this year and FUUUUUUUCK this ICE recruitment ad.

You may be old, but are you "have your Friday night made by the Costco having the yakisoba take and make meal in stock for the first time in months"? Cuz I sure as shit am.

There are not many leftovers that can't be improved by putting an over easy egg on top of them. Runny yolks for all!

I think it's great that our daycare talks about all sorts of things. Like Jewish holidays for example. I think it's less great that this little shofar came home from day care as part of the Rosh Hashana lesson. Thing is turbo annoying.

Kiddo 2 has pretty sensitive skin so we've had to fight diaper rash a lot. Finally found our go to product. Boudreaux Butt Paste. Because of this I've started doing an awful Cajun accent during diaper changes. Explaining to an enraptured 1.uear old that the butt past is really just a roux.