I just want a safe space to talk about Matt Brash’s slider.

looks like I have never posted Derrick Henry's high school game log on BlueSky. time to fix that

Woke bullshit from the NFL

LSU just ran the worst play I’ve ever seen.

Ok now I believe

Craig Counsell do less.

JJ Spaun is not gonna have a good Ryder Cup.

We need shot tracer on the 2 iron Giancarlo Stanton just hit to center field.

HE WAS IN THE FILES, BROTHER!

Tarik Skubal is basically Scottie Scheffler.

This is the best tie breaker ever

Clayton Kershaw sucks

Buxton gonna pull something and be out 8 weeks.

Cole fucking Palmer

I did not realize that Nick Adams was an actual person.

Diego Luna kicks ass

The Tigers are the best team in the AL by a lot, but they need to figure out Tork’s aversion to artificial light before the playoffs start.

JJ and LeBron are going to hate Deandre Ayton so much. It’s going to be incredible.

I’m a Wizards fan, so the first day of free agency is basically Christmas for me. Because I’m also Jewish.

We will never be rid of Berhalters.

We need Diego Luna to get bloodied up. Our only hope.

I feel for Danny Wolf. But I bet against him on First Jew Drafted so I’m also pretty psyched.

“Israeli D’Angelo Russell with a streakier outside shot” is such a wild profile. Love hearing sentences that will never be uttered again as long we exist in this planet.

I desperately need Derik Queen to fall to the Wizards. DQ. The Blizzard. In DC. Somehow.

God damn Houston

The Wizards are on the clock

Ace Bailey about to fire his agent.

Guillermo Diaz-Graham did not deserve this fate

Imagine thinking you could damage the party’s brand.

Those are some EXCITED whites up in Maine.

Coward is going to be a lottery pick, the sportsbooks are scared to let me bet on it.

It’s game 7. We know who they are!!!

Hell yeah, JJ Spaun!

JJ Spaun

US Open leaderboard looking like the John Deere Classic.

The US Open scoreboard is making the lead up to the US Open look kinda stupid.

These guys are making some FUCKING pars out here in Canada.

No one wants to see the umpire’s body cam.

Who is going to win the US Open? No one. It’s too hard. Nobody can possibly win.

CJ Abrams just got hit by two pitches in one inning.

My retirement plan involves betting Halliburton unders in the finals.

This might be a very good basketball game.

ZESTY KAT

Shut the fuck up, Reggie Miller.

It’s not that I don’t respect what the Pacers are doing. It’s just that I hate them.

Let me coach the Knicks

Fire thibs tonight

David Stern would never let this happen.

That graphic of Randle’s shot chart was devastating.

Scott Foster retire bitch.