I found the coolest OFMD adjacent earrings at Portobello market today and I'm in love 😍

Out at a pub in London and as I walked into the loo, a girl called after me to tell me I looked hot 🙈🙈🥰

People are crocheting Rocky from PHM and I 🥺🥺 need one 🥺🥺 right now 🥺🥺 please

Well he ended things yesterday morning on a 3-min phone call. 🙃 So that's me done trying to find a decent partner. 3 breakups in one year where they all did a 180 after making things official. Clearly I'm not meant to be with anyone lol.

Just as I'm about to leave for the gym, my car literally won't start 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 Navy guy is nice enough to come over and drive me there but ffs it better just be the battery because I can't deal with another garage visit and expensive repair rn when I'm about to sell the car

Navy guy (bf? eeek) sent me a test email from his work yesterday to make sure that it works so we can communicate when he's at sea.... And it makes me feel ... certain things receiving emails from the navy 😂 and we started joking around and he called me a good girl in his last email and I- 🫣😳

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

Signed up to the gym again but this time I have a friend to go with so hopefully can get back into the habit of working out regularly 👀 first session tomorrow 💪

So. Navy guy and I are officially together 🥹 please let this one actually work out, it seems/feels healthy for once

Navy guy brought his uniform over so he can go straight to work in the morning and he let me try it on 🤣 👀

Navy guy just made me aware that we only have 2 weekends left we can spend together before I go away for holiday and then he goes away for 3 months with the ship 🙃 this fucking sucks

My insta feed is filled with videos of the streets of Budapest from last night, people celebrating the election results, singing, chanting, cars honking, and I've never been happier 🥲 can't believe Viktor's finally out 🙌

Plans for today: anxiously check the Hungarian election updates 🤞

Had a dream this morning that S03 ep1 of OFMD came out and I was in a classroom (? 😅) full of fans and we watched it all together. It ended with a massive cliffhanger and we all just stared at each other like 😫😫😫 and then started dissecting everything 🩵

Navy guy has been away for less than a week and we talk everyday but I already miss him too much and today has been difficult, idk how we'll survive 3 months when he goes away on the ship 🙃🙃

The caramelised biscuit cream filled hot cross buns from tesco are 👌👌👌🤤

He's actually making it really difficult not to fall for him lol. He left for holiday this morning so we won't see each other for a week and a half and I already miss him 😅😅 even though we still talk all day. Sigh I really didn't wanna get too attached just yet

Navy guy got me a ring "for my new job" that I start tomorrow 😭🥹🥺 a ring!!

Spent the past 4 days with navy guy and he left this morning, and then sent me this message.... I cannot. How is he real??

Bought a book purely for the cover art today 😍

My ex bosses are proper jealous that I left them to go work for a previous coworker's new company and it's sooo entertaining. Maybe you should've valued me more 🤷‍♀️

Bartender sent over a new song they started writing and the lyrics sound a lot like they were written after we last slept together and it's really fucking with my mind 🙃 I bet they're doing this on purpose. As soon as I pull away they suddenly start reaching out.

Navy guy had an important exam today and he just passed and did it in half the time (3.5 hrs) than the rest of the people (6-7 hrs). So proud. Knew he was a smart bean 😌

London theatre trip today, and last minute first row (!) tickets cost me £15 each 😅 how did I not realise before that booking them on the day is so much cheaper

Hey brain, file under favourite messages from navy guy please... "I just rolled over and felt this bruise on my chest from the other night and you looked me right in the eye before you did it. It keeps looping in my head, it was so hot and cute at the same time." 🥵🥵

Navy guy just got home and messaged me saying "thank you for today, I honestly felt like I was on a cloud for most of it ❤️" My heart 😭🥺💕

Watched the new Peaky Blinders movie, the soundtrack is excellent 👌 Fontaines DC!! And Barry Keoghan is so good, as always

Navy guy is in my kitchen making dinner and I just 🙈🙈🙊 he also made me coffee after getting out of bed and then did the washing up after breakfast while I showered without me having to ask for anything. Such a massive change after my two previous exes 🙃

Got a parting gift from work and I'm actually obsessed (yes I'm a nerd, I love puzzles and escape games)

Told navy guy I was feeling emotional earlier today, and he checked in before going to sleep to see if I was better, how I felt about my last day at work, and then said he was really pleased for me (about the new job) 🥹 he's so sweet I cannot

Watched How to Make a Killing the other day at the cinema and it had a song in it I used to love as a teenager but COMPLETELY forgot it even existed, and it was such a throwback. Rectified and added to my Spotify playlist now

While *someone* constantly fails to take 2 mins of their day to respond to a short message from me and leaves me on read for days, navy guy has been texting me all night even when he was out with mates. It's never about not having time, it's about willingness and how much someone actually cares

Questionable decisions last night, lack of sleep, and my last day at work today got me really emotional 🫠 I don't know what to do with these feelings lol

I've been getting the funniest responses to my leaving at work. One of my bosses was genuinely baffled and didn't understand why I made the decision which is just wild to me because I felt not appreciated, not valued, and massively underpaid for years now 😅

I think navy guy might be the first person in 8 years whom I've dated who's smarter than me and I'm very much enjoying the random bits of information on various topics that I'm learning from him

Woke up this morning to a message from navy guy saying he woke up imagining I was lying pressed to him, and yesterday after he left mine he said his head was filled with memories of me gently stroking his chest and thought he was gonna melt as he was driving home. He says the sweetest things?? 🥹

It has finally happened 🙌 handed in my resignation at work today. This is my last week there, and then I start a new job next month (with much better pay) 🥲 very excited for the much needed change

Watched The Bone Temple last night, very much afraid that it'd be as nonsensical and gross and shockingly bad as 28 years later (pt1) was, but I actually ended up enjoying it. Almost makes up for how shit the second half of the previous film was 😅

Had a long conversation with bartender again where they basically floated the idea of FWB, said they're still attracted to me, enjoy talking and teasing me, and they also felt a lot of chemistry when we met but they're still not ready for a relationship/wouldn't be able to give me what I need atm

The best response to that prompt I've seen so far 🥲

I think I realised the reason why I'm pretty happy being in a situationship with navy guy atm and not wanting to rush to make anything official is partly because I know he'll be going away to sea for months soon but also it's been refreshingly good for my mental health, no overthinking or worrying

Was talking to navy guy about how pretty/smart/funny Natascha McElhome in Young Sherlock is and (he agreed, but then) as a response/subject change he sent me a photo of himself from his job where he's fixing a helicopter - half naked, and -

Wow Young Sherlock has taken a dark turn I wasn't expecting

Just got this ad on IG and this might be my new favourite jewellery brand 😍😍 I NEED the one that says Don't Fucking Touch Me www.toppleandburn.com

🥺🥺😭 #ofmd

Within the past week people have said such nice things to me my brain has no idea how to react or if I even deserve them 🙃

No way 😂😂😂 I suggested Infinite Jest to navy guy yesterday as a joke/challenge when we talked about reading... Then today I get a message from my cute artsy enby person of interest saying that they're currently reading Infinite Jest 😂 what are the odds honestly

The joy of having a cold sore, a full blown cold, your period, and stress and anxiety from work all at the same time 👌👌 my mental health has also been fucking great with everything going on in my love life

Started watching Vladimir on Netflix. The objectifying scenes are excellently humorous 👌