Tfw you agree to make the bed for the first time in a week & your wife, operating under false pretenses, is now between you & the door, trapping you into the dreaded culling your closet exercise -- "my God, you've had this polo for 15 years!" #SometimesMarriageEscalatesQuickly

Um, OK?

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 85th, Mr. Zimmerman. Love the transition at about 4:20 when Bob signals the next song and Robertson and Helm get the message and Danko grins. youtu.be/Yt1DAMecaWA?...

Shin's way by Memorial Day -- somewhere in SE Nebraska

Before we go to a movie, my wife & I each buy a box of Good & Plenty at Walgreens. Mine are gone before previews end; she still has half a box midway through the next week. Because she's a monster. BUT she shares them with me. #MarriageAlsoTheGreatestGame

Are you adequately prepared to rock? The Commander! Featuring the lovely and talented Bill Kirchen on guitar. youtu.be/k5ZycJC-pmo?...

Make them watch the Game of the Century or gtfo.

A lot riding on that Rutgers game, guys. GBR!

Sometimes Merlin is just a tease.

You can't very well expect Trump to go to all of his son's weddings. The man has a life.

Clowns, Morons and Crapweasels All the Way Down -- Jeff Landry, Nuuk, Nuuk, Nuuk Edition open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

Calm down, everyone. Trump's gonna get Mexico to pay for the slush fund AND the ballroom. He's still got it!

You guys have trouble producing a urine specimen for the doc when a previous patient's cup is still sitting on the back of the toilet? No? Yeah, me neither.

Just read that "Blitzkrieg Bop" turns 50 this year and folks Ima have to go lie down for a bit.

This is one of the funniest bits of off-season Husker turd polishing I've seen, and rest assured, some scribe -- my money's on Sipple -- has a working draft on how stupendous Big Red's century would be going if there was a 48-team CFP. omaha.com/sports/huske...

It's too bad all the hullabaloo and Trumpian drama has distracted from the fact that Massie really is a POS and &$%! that guy.

Happy 58th to Timothy Olyphant, star of "Justified," one of the greatest TV series ever & featuring Walton Goggins. One of the best TV pairings of hero and villain ever (though both crossed lines between the two roles). This is the show's opening theme. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFr0...

For all the talk of declining mental faculties of aging political leaders, Susan Collins gets a pass despite being confused again & again about Trump behaving the way he always has behaved. I doubt she could identify a giraffe if her life depended on it. Or even a lobster.

Republicans in disarray

"I demand"? Who does this tin-pot pig farmer think he is? open.substack.com/pub/plainsse...

Good God, what a moron.

Set this to the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme

so many christians just absolutely HATE the fundamental elements of the jesus narrative

Lupita Nyong'o, the face that launched a thousand takes.

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 72nd to John Webb McMurry, better known as Webb Wilder, the Last of the Full Grown Men. Let us all live by Webb's credo: "Work hard, rock hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big, wear glasses if you need 'em!" youtu.be/5IjBXtFgqyQ?...

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Today's theme. youtu.be/WFi3C_5U9_Y?...

"Guys, guys, call me Space Cowboy or Gangster of Love." "Shut the fuck up, Maurice." -- school bully shoving books onto the floor.

Damn wish there had been some way to know whether Donald Trump sucked or not before the election

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 72nd to Eric Goulden, aka Wreckless Eric. This one made Mojo magazine's list of the best punk rock singles of all time. Last I knew, he was married to the even more amazing Amy Rigby. youtu.be/cYGakznEllM?...

This Temu Ken Siemek hasn't even UNBUTTONED his shirt sleeves.

The Midwestern imperative to get the lawn mowed before the tornadoes hit.

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Loved, loved, loved these guys. HBD in heaven, Pervis Jackson, bass singer extraordinaire -- that's him at "12:45." youtu.be/LNi7oFaoyJM?...

Not sure if nonsubscribers can access this. Infuriating beyond measure. These fuckers degrade everything within reach of their grimy hands and souls. www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fascism-bu...

More than 2 cups of rain in central #LNK last night!

Do they accept hand gestures?

How about -- and hear me out -- off-road VIP ATV races at Arlington National Cemetery?

Aziz Ansari snorkeling in the reflecting pool on SNL tonight might be the thing that breaks Patel's spirit.

So, Tabitha is Eventide now? Weird, when Westfield Shoppingtown Tabitha was right there.

Our guy NU President Jeffrey Gold is a longtime surgeon AND university administrator, so the man knows how to employ a deadpan resting sonuvabitch face. I just hope the comms folks fully briefed him on this guy before sending him out to stand by his side. newrepublic.com/post/210513/...

An ode to Massachusetts Route 128 & maybe the greatest road song ever. Richman is 75 today, which can't be right, right?. Oh, and one of the most iconic lyrics ever: "I say roadrunner once, roadrunner twice I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night" youtu.be/Gy88-5pc7c8?...

TIL that in some cases dignitaries, including, recently, Kash Patel, are allowed snorkeling excursions at the USS Arizona and as someone whose great uncle -- thank you for your service, Neal Radford, MUS2c -- is entombed there, I say fuck everyone who's done this or had a role in it.

Not sure why Xi went to the trouble of laying out a reference to the Thucydides Trap to befuddle Trump when he could have had the same effect with a Chinese finger trap.

Not the point, I know, but Will just dropped a new professional rassling name for our guy if he's looking for a new gig. wapo.st/437BDX5

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Exhibit A in the case for 'retha as the greatest singer of all time. And that band! Not sure whether that's Chips Moman or Jimmy Johnson delivering the tight guitar fills, but man, it's tasty. youtu.be/dzIUgS3Imu0?...

Dammit, we've been saying those two words at him forever and it hasn't worked.

Never mind the Three Gorges Dam; NASA reports the traffic cones on 56th Street are another manmade structure visible from space. #LNK

LOL when news media use a town's proudest glamour shot as a stock illustration for a tawdry story about their town.

I knew Trump 2.0 would fuck up a lotta things but the reflecting pool just wasn't on my list. Lack of imagination, I guess.

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 74th birthday to David Byrne. Of all the bands that emerged in the 10 years or so that began in 1975 -- the era I spent the most time listening to music -- the Talking Heads were and are my favorite. youtu.be/07G4xhSefuI?...

Let's review: the Nebraska GOP wins almost everything in Nebraska -- virtually all partisan elections and most nonpartisan ones, too. Now, our likely new MAGA secretary of state vows to root out all this rampant "election fraud," which could lead to the funniest thing.