Bluesky was down?

I usually have a salad for lunch. Very light on additions and dressing. Today... I was a rebel and had a large, double quarter-pounder meal. I then fell into a food coma. 😵‍💫 🍔🍟🥤

"He wasn't very old." "No, he was pretty old. He was 41." "Oh yeah? Oh that's old." - WarGames (1983)

Monday? I don't know her. 💅🏻✨️

When I get strawberry seeds stuck in my teeth:

To paint, or not to paint... 😐 My fingernails black, with red tips. 💅🏻✨️❤️🖤 (Or maybe I should just keep the natural French tips? 🤔 At least until I start ripping through my latex gloves. 🤭)

Oh, Honey... Don't give me that POV. Now all that I'm focused on are the bats hanging in the cave. 🦇👃🏻

If you have enough time to post on socials that you're so busy... You actually aren't. 👖🔥

Now I am reminded of: "Amber Valentine" 💅🏻✨️

Sunday breakfast: Leftover Papa Gino's Meat Combo pizza (with Sprite and BBQ Pringles)

I have a severe case of "Resting Bitch Face". (Resulting from being an actual bitch. 💅🏻✨️) To that end... I seldom smile. Here is the one person who is guaranteed to make me. ❤️ With this "Husband Reveal" photo... Let us all be reminded that: "With great power, comes great responsibility."

Perfect! 🩷🪨

"Protein" this... "Protein" that... I am now "Antitein"!

Shirt: "I want to n-t in you so bad, but I have a c--ch--." Me:

I want a gay James Bond who will make heads explode.

Putting this on a shirt! (With sequins on the lettering! 💅🏻✨️)

Does anyone know what happened to @matthwdayton.bsky.social? 🙁

For today's lesson... Indefinite articles and how to use them! "a" or "an"? 🤔 Examples: "That is a hospital." "It is an hour away." If the noun begins with a consonant sound... Use "a". If the noun begins with a vowel sound... Use "an". Remember. Focus on the sound of the first syllable. 🤓👍

"Is this a safe space?" Me:

Here's to [age redacted]! 🎉

What's some of the best advice I've ever been given? "There is no such thing as 'Natural Beauty.'"

Slightly increase a band: U2.01

Calling entomologists!

So long as florists and flower shops are in existence, there will be fresh-cut flowers in my house. 🌹 There is far too much ugliness in the world. One must neutralize that phenomenon when given the opportunity.

These little ones germinated a week ahead of schedule! 💚 I feel like they were just itching to grow since they have been harvested from flowers and have been kept in a plastic bag for more than 2 years. Can't wait for them to see their graceful vines and delicate blooms once again. 🥰

On this day... I am reminded that my life has seen the passing of 5 mother figures. My grandmother and her two younger sisters... My gay uncle (who doubled as a father figure)... and my mother-in-law. My (biological) mother is the only one left. And that relationship is strained. Today... 1/2

"Which came first? The chicken or the egg?" Me: "Other organisms have been laying eggs for hundreds of millions of years before the chicken even evolved. So... 😐"

New mantra: "May the bridges I burn light my way." 🔥 👠 II

When my mind gets too saturated with science... So much so that I even dream about it... I like to switch things up a bit and indulge in some "Magic". I find that artistic expression helps me reset and maintain homeostasis. And so I find myself refining one look for Provincetown later this year. 🧚🏻‍♂️

I dreamt that I was explaining the Theory of Endosymbiosis to a group of preschoolers. And they understood. 🫢 (Is this a sign from the Universe? 😨)

You're sleepy? Then go to sleep! You're horny? Then blow a horn! Do something about it! Be empowered!

It's payday!

Almost Everyone: "It's Friday!" Me:

Was struck by inspiration and came up with new elements to add to my Halloween costume! 💡✨️

The urge to buy a red lightsaber is getting stronger and stronger. 🖤

Saw the first hummingbird visitor at the feeder this afternoon. ❤️💚🤍

I’m all in favor of this.

These "masc" commercials crack me up. Man mows the lawn using the "best ever" machine then he feels like the king of the world. The adulation for mediocrity knows no bounds. Bombard the uneducated and ignorant often enough and you have yourself a populace that will enshrine paragons of "Mid".

Darn you, Mustache Prompt. Look at what you made me buy.

There are so many Maybies (May Babies) on the timeline. 😊

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted]

Morning Glory seeds have been sown. Now I wait. 🕰

Despite all of the horror stories that I have heard... I feel sorry for the people who worked for the airline. I wish them the best going forward.

Welcomed the first day of May with an outfit and capped off the week with a drink that tasted like purple. 💜🌸✨️

It's May. (The countdown begins.)

gays when their jokes are flopping

Thoughts from a New Yorker, @jeffyadar.bsky.social?

Rewatched "Aliens"... Now I feel like adding the word "Man" at the end of every sentence. For example: "It's only Monday, man! 😉👍"