To whom it may concern... It is only the 3rd day of Christmas. 🎄

Gravy. 💅🏻✨️ (For me, it has always been a tie between ketchup and gravy.)

"How will you enter 2026?" Me:

Such is my League of Legends life. "The world is cruel. Until that changes, I'll never stop playing!" - Sona Buvelle 🎶

A couple of my lesbian friends are hooked on "Heated Rivalry". I am genuinely intrigued and confused!

🇵🇭 "Ang" 🙃

"You are useless and will never amount to anything."

Time and again, this adage has proven to be the gospel truth: "If it's too good to be true, it usually is."

To whom it may concern... If you are afraid of the sounds that the "Wolf Bird" makes... Call me. 🫦

To those who celebrate Boxing Day... It is 2025. Practice some human decency and remove bones from leftovers so that your servants won't choke (and they can continue to serve you for another day.)

Make a bond movie more casual: "The Spy Who Liked Me"

To whom it may concern... You can get rid of those silly red hats.

The self-destructive glee of this nightlight speaks to me. 🥰

"Krampussy" or "Krambussy" Whichever you prefer. 💅🏻✨️

No. I am not sitting on that lap. Do you realize how many children have farted on it?

Some Rando: "Buy me presents." Me: "Get a job." 💅🏻✨️

Now all I have to do is wait for that fat man to fall down the chimney tonight. Gonna give him some festive scratches. 💅🏻✨️

I know I'm on the "Naughty" list. When Santa comes down my chimney tonight... I'll be ready.

How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party: 🌬❄️✨️

We're doing voice reveals now? Alright then! 💅🏻✨️

To whom it may concern... If you don't know how to drive in snow... STAY THE F@#K HOME!

"Boy Aquarium" 🤣😵

If you are a "See You Next Year" type of person? Just disappear. 💅🏻✨️

Whenever somebody gives me a command or an order... Whatever footwear I am currently wearing inexplicably transforms into a pair of 6-inch stilettos... While a barbed bullwhip suddenly manifests in my hand. 💅🏻✨️

To whom it may concern...

If you see this, post with your favorite Star Wars character Queen Amidala > Senator Amidala

Tonight's cocktail is appropriately named "The Solstice".

There's no such thing as a gay penguin? Here are about a hundred of them! 💅🏻✨️🐧

What to do on the winter solstice? Attend a concert by The Boston Gay Men's Chorus. 💅🏻✨️

Opened gifts early. 🤭🎄 And... My "Work Boyfriend" just gave me the most wonderful Christmas presents! 🤯💙 Full-blown nerdgasm! 🫠🫠🙃 I am going to propose and turn him into my "Work Fiancé" soon! 🥰💙 Watch this space! 😈 (PS He's as straight as the horizon, and is taken. I can dream! 🤷🏻‍♂️😑😑😑😔)

But on the other hand... It is now officially winter! ❄️🩵🥰

Okay then. 💅🏻✨️

*Sigh It's going to start getting lighter longer. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Rules beginning today.

Dead.

12/19/25. 7 PM. Arrived at the (gay) Christmas party and saw that everyone else was either wearing a henley, an "Ugly"/regular sweater, or a buttoned short/long-sleeve. Casual. And there I was... Sauntering in this outfit. Oh well! 🤷🏻‍♂️💅🏻✨️🏳️‍🌈 (Note to self... Ask the host(s) if there is a dress code.)

To whom it may concern... Be like Mr. Banana!

Everytime he says his last name, I hear the word: "Colander" 🤷🏻‍♂️🤭

Okay, Friday! Let's go meet the gays! 💅🏻✨️ Christmas Party #2 🎄

I finally saw it.

A little math.

Time to yeet this place! ✨️

"And for a moment in time. However brief it may have been. It was just him and I in the world. Two lost souls finding a shred of comfort by wandering together. A part of me cherished that moment. A part of me wished that we could have more. The part of me that only had one more breath to take." -JEP

The audience:

The situation evolved.

My holiday décor at work pretty much depicts my internal state during this time of the year.

Friends!!! You know how obsessed I have become with Common Sense. Tom Paine published that pamphlet 250 years ago this January. I published an essay about it TODAY, in the New York Times. Common Sense remains relevant as ever. I hope you enjoy it. Gift article ⬇️⬇️⬇️

To whom it may concern... It's not winter yet. ❄️

Husband: "What would you like Santa to bring you this year? 😊" Me: "A big, fat d**k. 😀" Husband: "Well... Besides that. 😐" Me: "Two big, fat d**ks! 😃" Husband: *Walks away* Me: 😈😈😈🎄🎁 🏳️‍🌈

As I sat in bed, absent-mindedly scrolling through Bluesky, I stopped for a moment and wondered: "What would so many of these men look like if they had fuller eyebrows? 🤔🤨"