Age verification? I chewed ochre to make my own spray paint, and then leave outlines of my hands on the cave walls (just for shits and giggles.)

"Just like that!"

"Lepidoptera" 🦋 While on the subject... 🤓 I could also turn this into a semester-long, graduate-level course, (with lecture and lab components.) Prerequisites include: Biology, Ecology, and Entomology. 🙃 So much fun! 😄 🐛 *People who are afraid of bugs need not apply 😈

Uh-oh. @dgschell.bsky.social 😬

My only complaint about Bad Bunny's halftime show: "I wanted to see him in a dress. 😒"

The source of "Internet Inches."

This isn't a common occurrence there?

When touching grass is not enough... Be grass. 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

Religious ecstacy!

When Lady Gaga transformed into a Pokémon.

There will be a lot of movement!

Go Seabirds! Go Pantaloons! (Or whatever the heck those sportsball team names are.)

Who is the Super Bowl Halftime Show performer? (Wrong answers only.)

Sunday morning. 🌞 *Husband wakes up* "It's too bright." Me: "Then close your eyes!" Husband: "Oh. That's better." The end. (On my days off, when I'm not playing with 12,000° plasma torches and concentrated acids/bases, I do comedic skits at home.)

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. (Wrong answers only.)

If you see this, post a character whose name starts with the letter E.

Here I was, browsing through The National Weather Service's website after looking at the forecast, then out of nowhere...

This prop 🦞 has already been claimed. Next!

So... 🩷🧡 VS 💚🤍

"Hold on a sec. I'm watching crypto fall."

I usually have blinders when I'm working out. As it so happens, some stereotypical hot gym dude parks himself in the rowing machine right in front of me and decides to start a staring contest. After about a minute and a half, he blinks first, does a couple of sets, then walks away. Wimp. 💅🏻✨️

That would have been me. 😈 Since my train of thought is the way it is... This travesty of a design still vexes me to this day.

I want to escape this world for a few hours. To that end... I am taking a trip to Middle Earth. Now watching:

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Current events in this [🇺🇸] country make perfect sense when one considers that a substantial amount of the populace genuinely believes that a species of ground squirrel has the ability to forecast meteorological events. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Was watching a 90s animated flick and it occured to me... Most people in this [🇺🇸] country pronounce Notre-Dame as "No/Tray/Daym."

Time to work up an appetite! 😉👍

This was my "Heated Rivalry."

Drop something KICKY.

Everyone who enjoys complaining about rain/snow/sleet/fog/ice/hail/mist/indoor plumbling/a bill:

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. (Just 5? Okay then. 💅🏻✨️) 🌱 Plant Biotechnology 🧬 Genomics and Bioinformatics ☣️ Pathophysiology 🤚 Anatomy and Physiology (multiple semesters) 🔬 Microbiology (multiple semesters) 🦠 Biology (multiple semesters) Etc...

Dinner last night! New England Fish and Chips* *sweet potato fries instead of regular fries

Titled... "Tired Nerd Is Off To Have Dinner With His Husband In Order Welcome The End Of A Work Week That Felt Like It Lasted 14 Days"

I am already pressing the fast forward button. Watching "Home Alone" will be painful this year.

Who's that Pokémon!?

There's a part of me that wants to get rid of these natural French tips by filing them into points and then painting them black (with crimson tips.) 🤔

Share a preacher, priest, or nun. (Let's make that plural.) "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

Use liberally.

After having some tuna melt, it is best followed by a blueberry smoothie (with extra banana.) 🐟🧀🍞 ➡️ 🫐+🍌

"Call Me By Your Name" (It's interactive. 💅🏻✨️)

I say this to myself as I walk on frozen pavement... wearing high-heeled shoes. 👠✨️

Wizard, followed by Druid... I am not surprised. My training and education in real-life transfers to fantasy life. www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

"TikTok"? Never had it.

"Pretty Woman With Big Naturals" (Looking at you, @thejacko.bsky.social.)

Time to build an anatomically-correct snowman. 😏☃️

To those of you who enjoy inches...