franziska and phoenix got into a massive fight, brokered by Maya, and now franziska is asking if she and Maya should have kids. Girl what did that man SAY to you????

normal food from my normal island full of normal people

TERFism cashes out into bog standard right wing homophobia and patriarchal sexism, every single time

i'm glad i got to see this 🕊️💕 patreon.com/rometwin

Also huge news I can put my hair in two tiny fucked up pigtails now

boops got a $8 perch upgrade for bird watching btw. gay baby chair.

we need to put every car in the car cube smasher but the lifted trucks and SUVs are first up

a fun hobby of mine is standing completely still in front of the tjmaxx strip omw in to grocery store and just glaring at the people attempting to zoom through without stopping. And by hobby I mean I literally have to do this every other time I get groceries because bitches nearly run me over.

There is video from a nearby parked car: www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

you absolutely need to click through and see the video because I gasped out loud. anyway average tjmaxx parking lot. my sister and I have a running gag about being taken out by a tjmaxx/Costco shopper because It's Just Like This, apparently

if ~30% of my job is with [parent company I work for] I feel like it's absolutely bonkers to ask me to lobby for you. especially when you just got done telling me you're talking to vivek.

letting my keyfob dangle out of my right back pocket to indicate i want to get run over with my dick out

Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time

dolls to watch out for

tenna is kind of a pervert on my Tomo island . Which is extremely funny. Considering.

maybe you're the one i want, maybe you're my hospital 💙 #ofthedevil

deadly sentencing #ofthedevil

sorry for talking about csam again. Take it up with my mother.

d4vd had. 40 TB of "evidence" on his phone??? Bitch how.

idk if other people have the same neurosis as I do where they think about the ways in which they're Different from [insert person fictional or otherwise here] in specific and arbitrary ways but it's great for practicing like, character development/writing

I'm wiped and it only Thursday

"otacon looks so sweet holding my cigarettes" SHUT UPPPPP

pop pop lollipop

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

the ladies

please read witch hat

I could be massively paranoid and still reeling from this happening on Friday? but I'm like 99% sure the king of bozos is in my building again. And yelling at someone.

Is there a plane outfit in tomo. Asking because I got a building outfit today.

damn there are some ODD looking clouds coming my way rn...not stopping the guy mowing his lawn tho

telling my dad I about lost my mind at a township meeting last night and he goes "that's what I'd expect tbh. you ARE my kid after all" listen man. First of all I'm way cooler than you,

[sees that Why unblocked everyone]

This is not wrong.

I'm sitting at my coffee place before I get back on the work grind today and it's so cute when folks get excited with the baristas about how things are made...like the pure wonder at how their homemade toasted marshmallow syrup gets made is making me tear up a little.

brother sent me a link to slippers I can best describe as "burgerstocks" so like. Well obviously I need them.

HA! there are multiple news articles about that bozo from last night. Incredible.

I wish humans could contract rabies without dying 💔 I'd be such a good rabid raccoon to let loose on people

I was fucking joking but this actually happened.

I haven't stopped moving since this morning and my tummy hurts and Im still at work and this township meeting agenda says this shit could run till 10pm? What the fuck are y'all doing ?

and a separate deltarune one. they're insane.

ok ace attorney Tomo thread dump. get ready.

I put will powers on the island because I thought it'd be funny given the amount of steel samurai stuff I've made and. My OC beau (who got rejected by the other 2/3rds of his polycule) has a crush on him. It's like dollar store mettatenna in here.

Opened tomo for the first time today and it was like "someone wants to talk to you" and now there's a whole ass baby . Excuse me ?

Haha cool. Garfield thinks you're a bitchmade coward who runs from evidence disproving misinfo you're spreading btw.

puts my hands on my hips and smiles. its because this is the most important event that happens in the ace attorney timeline

Well yeah matt baldwin is a liar and a piece of shit. Always has been on here

You know what raises my eyebrows? A man saying that he has it harder under fascism than trans people because "they can just detrans". Anyway I wish Molly could sue you for this horseshit post.