Hauling out a Pride Flagg for June.

SPECIAL TEAMS!

Packing lunch this morning and my 5 year old called A1 sauce "steak syrup" and I cant seem to move on with my day.

We really do have the most empty, soft headed, warped perspective grandpa turning our country in to salted compost.

Thanks for letting us know, bro.

It's like everyone one of these assholes is competing for who can fleece the taxpayers the most creatively. This dipshit and his wife went on a meltdown over Biden taking a vacation. Meanwhile, Dipshit's isn't working more than 10% at his actual job as everything is falling apart.

www.irishstar.com/news/us-news... This fucking guy.... and all the fucking guys that enable him.

The John Quincy Adams election of 182... something was a backroom rigged deal in the House when "man of the people" Andrew Jackson technically won by electoral vote and popular vote. Some still in the works election rules gave enough wiggle room for shenanigans. one example. 240 years is spec.

Zero. Sympathy. They did this to themselves. Oh, and also? There definitely is an easy answer.

Picking out gift for this kids birthday has drifted into the problematic section.

if you know.

Spicy Jamaican Beef Patties. The gold standard in frozen food package design.

Virginia Republicans for the last 2 weeks:

i'm going to just start outsourcing my activity on bluesky to AI if the developers are also gonna phone in the site development.

one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies.

just funny. NBC marked it passed the moment the voted shifted to YES. Team Pedos gotta get in the streets and shout "rigged!" Facsi-Kash is soo getting fired by an angry fat rapist tomorrow.

Ok, bumpkin counties are all at 90%, time for the cites to start wrapping up the counting and killing that tiny lead the NOs have. closer than I thought, but I'm pretty sure the YESs have it.

I voted YES today, because: 1. That orange sack of shit and his entire sitcom cast of sacks of shit cabinet deserve to feel as politically impotent as we can make him. 2. The asshole retired folks on Nextdoor are super cocky about this ballot like they're morally right. Pam, no one is right.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... LOL. This idiot is in the hot seat so bad right now and he's letting everyone know.

Not knowing anything about either game, I can tell that Monster Hunters evolve just like Pokemons.

Oh but it worked for Obama. That one time, almost 20 years ago. And nothing has changed since then.

I declare victory on this coffee mug I glued back together after intentionally tossed it on the ground. I'm certain i'll be drinking out of it better than before!

That brief half a day where you make an IRA deposit and see the money in both accounts. like, maybe the software will glitch and it's just a free IRA deposit. But it never ever happens. yet, somehow changing an amazon order causes your computer to stop working on the right side for 20 minutes.

Anyone ever have a bowel movement so thorough it improves the the feeling of swallowing?

I suppose I should make that eye appointment. Fuzzy text is weird in an age where I still remember crisp text.

Baby Jessica is probably MAGA. The well was fascism all along.

gross, i'm in the danger zone. at least im partially sheltered by a hill between me and the city limits. i'm uncomfortable with this while the stupid government has basically started a war.

The snuff video posting baby hands pedosident is going to be expelling himself on weird ass shoe lifts IN MY AIR! Here's hoping those fucking clueless dipshit DOGE vape muppets cut the right number of FAA jobs here and nature will take it's course. cvillerightnow.com/news/208802-...

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Man. Looking up things that havent been created or happened yet on the internet is a pain in the ass. The pa... resent sucks!

There is no cease fire. The white house and people who should be negotiating are talking to no one. we are being gaslit. The stupidest office in the land bluffed and lost. We look like an erratic karen without meds at the store, the world is hoping we just go. The art of the dumpiest.

truthout.org/articles/sch... Oh. I am very image of... 'surprise.' No politician should ever feel so comfortable about their seat.

How Much More Mad King A Fortnight Make?

Sick kid yelling from room: "I only want more of that F and V eight juice please. " I hear "I want more of that effin V8 juice. please!"

Anyone who voted for this shit that happens in the next 24 hours should sit out the next 5 elections with the blinds closed in shame.

I just called my boss a Dickknot when I meant to call him a Dicknugget and now I can't decide which one is meaner and should be used more.

I don't know bork about comic books, but I know a super hero character name when I see one.

Epstein Files.

Guys, new breakfast hack. You can make a bowl of cereal and add pudding mix to the milk. Wait 3-5 minutes and enjoy. Any pudding mix, any cereal. At this point there are no rules. Legally, I have to tell you I'm not a doctor.

This filthy propaganda wants you to use your daylight for work only. Leisure is for when you are in the cave. For every study funded by billionaires to keep you thinking your sleep is damaged by having evening light, there are independent publications that show no change or the opposite.

When time machines for petty use are invented I want my number 1 petty task to be going back to whatever can be considered peak 1980s Howie Mandel and make him listen to his incomprehensible gaming league ad running on podcasts right now. "THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE IN THE FUTURE HOWIE! GIBBERISH!"

Hello, neighbor. We're going to unbox a new pair of shoes to wear around the house. Won't you like and smash that subscribe button?

Students have more power than politicians want to admit. Your rent is here. Your tuition is here. Your vote should be here too. TOMORROW is election day, don’t sit this one out!

www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CEOs HAHAHAHA

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