this sounds sinister in the extreme

#jerkbird 🎤 » @stilgherrian.com edition.cnn.com/2025/06/05/a...

Back posting as @davidfeng.social — was a bit wonky otherwise, but now back!

osti crisse de tabarnak câlisse viarge

The davidfengtrains.com website is now back with SSL active, once again. Applause to the great web hosts back home in Switzerland who saw the problem, and fixed it in time. Swissness on the Interwebs: We care, and epic, at that!

the fact that davidfeng.social is legit genuine mine and my handle too and the fact, the fucked fact it doesn't work. #InvalidHandle

I am about to have a meltdown

Canadian eTAs for Jr and moé obtained, all OK. Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!

It doesn't pay to have Dotard in charge. I have moved my previous davidfeng.com and other associated accounts away from the #UnitedShaysh. And back home to Switzerland.

All US-based domains and servers my end will lapse on 30 March 2025 and I will not intend to update them any further. If you've DC out of control, I'm not risking my data in these territories any further.

Am I a liberal — or actually conservative? Answer:-

DC sent us shitless a month back, and now Seoul is showing the same kind of political delulu, except the solulu is to get the guy running. At home in Switzerland, we at least give a shit about other political parties and won’t put Bern and the whole country on ideological lockdown.

Don’t for a moment think what has happened in Seoul can’t happen at home. We are lucky we still have 3-4 elections a year. Now we need MEANINGFUL motions — NOT “EVICT ALL THE ALIENS, THEY SIPHON OFF PUBLIC BENEFITS THEN ORDER A TONNE OF MICROPHONE FOAM COVERS FROM CHINA” etc. Looking at YOU, SVP!

Why oh why do we live in an era of dickhead after dickhead after dickhead. Why. edition.cnn.com/world/live-n...

When you say “Status Orange” I immediately go: Oh shit, Fuckface von Clownstick… #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

FTTV Taiwan reports of a deluge of refund requests during 11th November “Singles Day” shopping… well, formerly spree. Lots hit on Taobao. For sure it is not the most pro-Peking media so likely it’s a bit skewed, but yes, emblematic of Peking’s economic woes the central authorities have yet to fix…

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache… (When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)

Next up: Chinese embassy to host free kung-fu courses?…

Aren’t you describing Donald Trump here?…

Anyone found feeding birds will be snatched then dropped from a drone operated by a bird. @jajawa.bsky.social

One Twitter account I think who must get here is Wankpanzer Watch… on the lookout for menaces on and off the motorways…

People say China is the worlds innovator but I still think America has some game left in it

MAGA SOUP (hey I mean it’s orange…)

So I guess Space Karen isn’t doing too well, right?…

You did this to all of us, Maganuts… 🤦

Very Swiss problems… when our cows of fame start obstructing cars in the dead centre of Zürich… 🤣😂

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache… The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…

It's a shitty revolution, but it has to happen. I have seen the promised land and it is possible here too. spacing.ca/toronto/2023...

Young Chinese travelers are sharing toilet codes online - you should do the same. Access to toilets should be a basic human right. I find it concerning how normalized it has become that across much of Europe, its essentially illegal to need to toilet if you don't have cash radii.co/article/chin...

Harbin West railway station has Orange Man-friendly food… opening soon, I guess…

Starbucks in Beijing playing some kind of crazy piano tune reminding me of Delulu 2016 post-Brexshit vote, but pre-US election...

THE OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THIS (Non-Trains) ACCOUNT IS @effinbirds.com ... *especially* as we head down the abyss with four more years of hell from That Place Which Dispenses Coke Lite Bottles Cum Burgers With One Push of the Red Soft Rubber Pushy Button (Lick It First!!!)...

Welcome y'all from Twitter. A lot of microphone foam cover smoochings here NOT about Trains (for that, there @davidfengtrains.social — give that a follow, too!). More "general" stuff, including hard news that could get me deported etc, and the worst collection of Chinglish ever. You asked for it...

The Chinese government has opened the door wide for expats settled in Hong Kong and Macau with a mainland access card, but it seems to have forgotten its own Green Card people. 🤦‍♂️ (Oh well, I guess we're in the next round of all this?)

a note this feed won't be much about trains, if you wanted that you'd have followed @davidfengtrains.social

My push messages just exploded 10 minutes before 01:00 and this shit is absolutely scary

Switzerland is losing its shit over wolf policy to be decided by a member of the Federal Council whose surname is synonymous with a national dish in the German-speaking part of the country.

thank you all for continuing to follow me, as if you had something better to do 😂

wtf is this cringe shit BTW: Happy 2024!!

I am a Swiss citizen, and I am literally having a nervous breakdown…

The stress from this Swiss federal election is killing me…

People who swear are actually more honest — and benefit from a more enriched vocabulary. NO SHIT! Just short of my 500th cartoon from @effinbirds.com, reliably dished out to irritating dipshits the world over. 😂 (They’re all favourited for very easy access.)

fuck this

The Macau Daily is reporting via mainland sources that some cities in Southern China have restarted their “health codes”—a major form of totalitarian control during Zero Covid, although officials claim “it won’t impact people’s everyday lives”. Of course, we who suffered through it all won’t forget!

That this is even happening in North Korea at all.

Think about it, folks: we’re not that far away from World War III… if things don’t get any better, that is…

China is in deep shit but it’s not (merely) about the politics… the bigger ticking time bomb is in its population… demographics… a lack of the dough and a faltering economy is making the idea of coitus seem very much unattractive…