the amount of harmonica being played in the laundromat is astounding

did you know? Elvis’s soul got eternally trapped within a pair of socks like a horcrux. that is why he is known as the king of sock

i have got to stop telling everyone i meet that i need danny mcbride in ways that if i uttered them aloud god would strike me down with a sawed-off shotgun immediately

Tim and Eric fujo hour great job awesome show

7 years into forever and wouldn't change a thing 💖 @dannyis.online

do you go to parades? Will you go to parades? when will you go to parades?

would not mind blatant ftm chasers at all if it they had any sex appeal 💔 why are you asking me to come cuddle and play with your pupper. why are you calling yourself a daddy dom at 28. why do you own 10+ graphic tees

getting there….

love a diva that looks like they do not play about drinking around the world at epcot

sex worker oomfs: if u need an assistant, hmu 🥸

if this is real we will have our first crossie president who is into MTG

if it actually happened, someone’s going to release $OBITcoin i’m calling it now

catching strays at the testing clinic rn. old lady telling people she can never tell if someone’s a he a she or a they and there’s too many trans people around these days like

CW: pre transition photos 2019 vs 2021 vs 2023 vs 2025 Love my husband @dannyis.online and love myself 2021 pic is still on our fridge and one of our favs GDHAGAJABA

i need a dilf begging and crying for my attention right now or i’m going to throw a tantrum dude it’s urgent

nip reveal

my cat is stupid and gay and i love him for that. he is just like his father

just checked again. yup my dick is still #awesome

i’m 25 now and my pussy is #fatter than #ever

i can’t stop laughing and having fun i am plagued with joy and whimsy.

i used to have dancing queen by abba on my sex playlist

Go give my debut published article a read! I interviewed some of NYC drag’s best performers who come from immigrant families (or are immigrants themselves) and explored the intersection of queer arts and diaspora! (Plus the shoot is majorrrrrrr)

i’m planning on dying in a shirt that says “never trust a fart”

let’s normalize count valgruf the wicked and his tendency to drink blood. it’s literally just a hobby. Can’t a man live? god forbid a count has a hobby. blood is okay and normal to drink! #wakeupsheeple

massive mouths chewing wetly in the dark

i wish to reach a level of success where people will post screenshots of me and caption it “fat oaf” and “the useless oaf is out again” but in a tender and loving way. that’s our useless oaf. he lives under the castle and we feed him scraps of pork skin

i had a dream that i escaped out of a tiny apartment and into the big city… i wandered the streets… until i saw it. free labubus. except… i didn’t have the right ID. they shunned me. but i came back with $100 and bought TWO labubus. that’s strength. resilience. #real

i’m actively looking for representation rn 👀 any leads are appreciated

here’s wife looking terrified in my new shirt design go to dannyisonline.shop to grab some orbs to ponder design by @/avril.en on insta shoutout to @holdtheelle.bsky.social for looking terrified in this video i love my wife ✨🧙‍♂️⛰️

get a load in this guy or whatever the saying is

can i be incredibly smooshy and emotional for a minute? my transition has been such a spiritual experience for me. I feel like i have shed so many layers of myself — emotions, ego, and now flesh — and i have been reborn. the lingering hollowness i felt forever has gone away. i feel full.

being a tboy is awesome because not only do I have the urge to shove my dick into random things but I also have the urge to shove random things inside of myself. hashtag winning

getting my boobs removed made me twice as sexy i swear to god. i look like a dad who takes grilling hot dogs way too seriously now and that’s all I’ve ever wanted

inside of you there are two wolves

getting top surgery makes you a virgin again

getting really into toxic labubu yaoi and matcha pilates yuri lately

suddenly understanding the allure of bumping bellies with another hairy bear

kicked off leo season by getting my tits removed right when my midheaven trined all 3 of my leo placements and planning on making everything about me henceforth you have been warned

recovery from top surgery so far has been like: - eating unholy amounts of peanut butter - getting really horny for no reason - stinky (not allowed to shower yet) - t rex arms - ouuugh my armpits - i can literally feel the nerves reconnecting to my nipples/chest - skyrim 24/7

the t is hitting extra hard now that there’s no boobs in the way or something

i love have no boob. very aerodynamic

the lobotomy went well! i know how to top now

no more boobs for this guy

my greatest bit has come to its conclusion: using my tits to fund their own removal. this has fully been my plan since i was like 19

drops tomorrow!

come ponder my orbs the NSFW gandalf big naturals set drops on July 17th on onlycryptids.com 🧙‍♂️✨⛰️ sub while it’s on sale!

the amt of thirst traps I will be posting once the tits are gone…. oooohhhh baby