Soon to be roasted tomato soup

Loretta Swit 1937-2025 RIP

Yesterday, I saved a domestic turkey running free so it wouldn't get hit on the road. So today I hit an actual wild turkey running across the highway. 🦃

Friday

Anyone wanna knock me out until the weather gets it together. Really over this.

Seriously -- he's broadcasting plans to violate state and federal election laws, in support of his quest to sway a state Supreme Court election. Arrest him. Yes, even though he's really rich. Arrest him.

thought i would be able to say a man touched my balls today, but the dr didn't even feel the need to check at my physical 😩

Plotting, scheming even #lamb #privatecharleslamb #sheep

Imprisoned for his cimes

Quote a screenshot of your on repeat:

😍😍 gorgeous my friend!

I'd buy that.

I've been absent, my bad

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a lot like the Bible: everyone remembers the supernatural stuff but it’s mostly about hygiene and real estate.

I'm already in a great depression, I don't need an economic one

A belated birthday gift for myself

Okay, I need someone to thaw me out after chores

Happy Saturday I guess

2 years since i last went rollerskating

Post your lock screen

When the headache finally goes away

When you're not sure if your soda tastes off because it's old or if your headache is affecting your sense of taste

Morning again

Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Why would you love me

I need a better spot to sit and play Mario Kart

Too cold to leave bed today

if you see this, do it! 💕 • name: Josh • pronouns: he/him • height: 5'5" • sexuality: homosexual • sign: Capricorn ♑️ • piercings: 0 • tattoos: 0 • fav color: green 💚 • fav drink: Coca-Cola • fav animal: giraffe 🦒 • MBTI: i don't remember and don't care to do it again

Well alright then

Was up too late

Do I use an alt or just be horny on main?

Have no energy on this day

Well taking nudes helped my mood a little

Already over today

Okay Bluesky, let’s see those face cards

Vodka, friends, butter

I don't wanna go outside

Saw the incomparable Cyndi Lauper last night!

Clocked Hozier at #1 months ago

Sending dick pics is my love language.

Reminiscing of this morning

Married, millionaire Well a boy can dream

Post a gif of your favorite comfort show

Felt off most last week but feeling better tonight

Fell asleep for all of 30 minutes before waking pumping a load into my underwear 🙃

It’s extremely difficult to not have gay thoughts everyday

Recently washed