Insane comment on my TikTok

Me realising boys in real life aren’t as sensitive or cute as those in yaoi

Hmm

Oh okay

Me and my straight best mate were debating with some lesbians at a house party last week and it literally looked like this

I’m gunna get this white boy pregnant

Fortnite just told me to get a fucking job what

Going back to Japan soon… Yikes

Can I hide in your bush like Fortnite

Ignored all the bad reviews on a fleshlight from shein and now it literally starts electrocuting my dih

Went on a date with this girl I’ve been seeing for the past few weeks and we were joking around and at one point she told me to stop because I was “being annoying” so rn I’m acting cold and mysterious and giving her silent treatment until maybe tomorrow

Just realised we’re only 0 showers away until Pokémon Legends: Z-A…

I was high when I posted this

They’re going to announce either a new dinosaur or a new Sonic the Hedgehog game

Went kinda viral on TikTok and now my Instagram is blowing up wdym my profile got 1.9M views

Nintendo confirms that Nintendo Switch 2 is there were once they are did. It became the first ever to have the first as in the video game in that era of when new handheld console began. Congratulations Nintendo!

RASHFORD IS SO FUCKING ASS BRUH HE ABOUT TO RUIN MY FOOTBALL CLUB

Just saw the Grey’s Anatomy episode where Meredith has Covid and during her coma she saw a lot of the old characters who died… If I was a middle aged white woman this is like Avengers: Endgame

Doja Cat and Fortnite having a collab…

Whoever approved the Fortnite and Sonic the Hedgehog collab need their ass/pussy ate

I’m going to fucking cum

My instagram goes crazy

SONIC X FORTNITE COLLAB??????

#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

I fucking love dim sum I’m gunna bust in every Chinese for creating it

Been going out (situationship) with this bi girl for about a month now and she’s freaky as hell she actually matched my freak

Straight best friend been way too comfortable recently

Imagine having sex with an oomf and instead of moaning your real name they’ll moan your username instead like “mmm yeah pookiesaurusrex mmhhhhm”

I hate this fucking bum ass football game why are you a game key card like how hard it is for all of yous fucking cunts at EA Sports to put the whole game in the fucking cartridge

$70 for 2 old games with no new QoL improvement I think Rosalina better come out of the screen and give me head

Playing Pokémon Violet on my Switch 2 for the first time and this feels like a different game

#Imagine stretching your neck with Harry Styles ❤️

“Men used to go to war” Well I don’t. I like feet and Fortnite.

Did all three Marie, Anne, and Toniette get beheaded or was it just one of them???

Stretching my neck rn because I know some people couldn’t

I would like to see AI gooning to Fortnite Labubu porn for 3 hours like I just did

CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU SO JOIN THE ANIMATRONIC FAMILY

Fame is a goon or whatever Addison Rae said

I ended up gooning to Fortnite

Shall I goon first or play Fortnite first

Charlie Kirk being dead on the same day Mega Malamar being announced…

How do people being pro life and dead at the same time

FORTNITE GETTING A COLLAB WITH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Who up scratching they balls

Anyone wanna be oomfies on Twitter please

“Men used to go to war” Okay and now we like feet and bush

Christopher Colombus:

Camping in the backwoods by the creek, horny as a bitch in the country heat.