I keep seeing this ad for "the viral bed frame everyone is talking about." Nobody is talking about a bed frame. Shut the fuck up.

Get you a man who can do both lol

Please meet my son, Crime of the Century, and my daughter, Breakfast in America.

The neighbors playlist went from Johnny Cash's Cry, Cry, Cry to Dreams from The Cranberries. What is happening over there?

2025 is all bangers. Get caught up now!

If you start air bud 3 at exactly 11:15 tonight, once the clock strikes midnight, you should be somewhere in the middle of the movie

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Get these friggin' kids out of my house.

Have a holly jolly Christmas. Sorry I can't come to your party and kiss your girlfriend. You do it and say it's me.

"...adding that HC is experimenting with a number of potential products. One idea is a “talking book,” where a book sits atop a large language model, allowing readers to converse with an AI facsimile of its author." Dude, what? GTFOH.

I've pretty much only been listening to xmas music for the last 11 days. Just on the radio. ONLY JUST NOW did I hear Where Are You Christmas, after hearing Underneath The Tree about forty times.

Got a copy of the Smoke Signals sountrack on CD today. I've listened to it three times.

3 boba in 10 minutes #cbtm

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

60 pages into On Writing by @stephenking.bsky.social - so far, so great. #booksky

I quit drinking many years ago, but the best shot I ever had was ginger brandy with a dash of Tabasco. I recommend it to any responsible drinkers out there.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Never happy to add the 70th like to a skeet. We're still calling them skeets, right?

@democrats.org just joined BlueSky and they are getting dragged. Love to see it. Here's hoping someone actually reads those comments and acts accordingly. I won't hold my breath, though.

I just donated to Children's Hospital Los Angeles for #GivingTuesday - you can donate too right here!