Just heard "grow a pair" in the workplace 😬🙄🤪🥴

i have seen the question posed, "Why would someone want early episodes?" and my answer is simple: the world is odious! You know it, we all know it! And the sooner I have historical context for all the odiousness around me, the better a chance I have at understanding it and navigating through it.

wow. I have GOT to start subscribing. i NEED early episodes.

He grew up. I think the child/teen-vs-adult dichotomy that we commonly think of, and the associated traits, fits more neatly onto my egg/repper-vs-transitioned selves. And until I started transitioning, I felt like I was aging without "growing up"

buuut this means my humble studio is all set up and ready to go! If you need album art or a show flyer or a book cover or podcast art, and you like the crisp, bold, earthy look of analog collage - get in touch! I'd love to work with you.

My girlfriend has so many strings to her bow and such a way with words... you should read this, and then you should read her other essays

Joanne ColdSteel @taleofhealing.bsky.social needs our help!! She's been a great inspiration to me in a tumultuous time. Any help you can offer would be so dearly appreciated. Thank you ❤️ gofund.me/5d4b5fc0f

My steaks are probably sooo juicy and marbled and tender. You just have to get to them

Hearing your boss use the "panties in a bunch" idiom hits different when that's what you wear now !

i can't wait for the next @odiumsymposium.bsky.social episode to drop

Our second episode is out now! Helen walks Sarah through the works of frontier doctor and dispenser of folksy wisdom Joseph H. Peck, MD, whose writing style can best be described as "Mark Twain's, if he sucked."

there hasn't been much new collage lately bc I've been busy moving. The place I moved to is already home to a pretty mischievous dog, so i had to make something to remind me

i can't wait for the next @odiumsymposium.bsky.social episode to drop

quote with your red art

Some lyrics wouldn't change

is it kinkshaming towards straight male tops to say that i DON'T want to hear what your MBTI is or what hogwarts house you are or what trickster gods you identify with and that you SHOULDN'T put all this in your fetlife bio??

Art v artist

having apartment neighbors

I'm a solid 98.6°F inside and my blood pressure is a little elevated in case that matters to anyone

today it told me to listen to... an AI album ripping off The Doors 😵‍💫🤢🤮😵

bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth

Cyber truck at work now on its THIRD set of body panels lmao

platner after getting that wretched coverup bc he finally got yelled at too much

I wonder how many people who don't know the Dead have seen the stylized skull AND the blocky lightning bolt AND the red white and blue and thought wow it's something fascist

Green Room (2015) is the story of a punk band meeting a neofolk band

Platner has a Death in June tattoo??? Obviously disqualifing, as all neofolk appreciation should be

Shhhh, don't cry, it's alright, babe. "Touch of Grey" by the Grateful Dead, okay?

Wow. We did it. A very special thanks to everyone who posted something that I could respond to with another post of my own

Rikki Don’t Lose That Number

vegetarianism is a pretty basic form of social responsibility as a consumer, along the lines of not buying from BDS targets, not crossing a picket line, etc.

they recently gave me a new work computer so i have been listening to music on yt with a virgin browser. if you listen to Sunbather just once then yt will immediately be like "oh you like black metal? how about some Vulpenfuhrer? or some Soilspiller? or some Whooping Totenkopf?" and etc etc etc

Women don't like the vehicle

everyone say hi Lola!!

Our first episode is out! www.patreon.com/posts/pilot-...

Rest in power Miss Major

I've been sitting on this line cuz i haven't been quick enough on the draw to use it yet but one of these days when i get a "man" im gonna say "oh you don't have to call me 'ma'am,' just 'miss' is fine"

A book's cover provides a lot of good information, and if you're good at it, you can judge the entirety of the book based on this information alone

Cicciolina!!

One weird thing since the orchi is that i must participate in parts of a cis society that still thinks i have my testicles. But despite everyone already thinking about my junk config all the time, there's no acceptable way to update their information

Our podcast will be hosted through Patreon, which is now live: www.patreon.com/OdiumSymposium The first episode will be arriving *very* soon, so stay tuned for updates!

I'm coming up on 0.001 megaposts

until i was like 14 i thought circumcision was exclusively a jewish thing, but then i got my paws on an issue of Cosmopolitan with the "50 Hottest Blowjob Tips," wherein there were only 5 or so tips specifically for sucking uncut cocks, in a little sidebar, referred to as "Turtleneck Pleasers"

i have a great tie-in merch idea for their upcoming reunion tour

It's been over a month but the novelty and amusement of patting my empty scrotum like I'm checking my pockets for my keys hasn't worn off yet

John Congleton

"Drive" but instead the driver wears Vanilla Ice's jacket from "Cool As Ice"

10 horror movies to get to know me The Thing In The Mouth of Madness Blue Velvet Hellraiser Cannibal Holocaust Evil Dead II Frisk Re-Animator Tremors The Descent

Most of the people you meet with "organ donor" on their license are poseurs who haven't even donated a single organ