What’s cracking over here

The crew

Going outside

I’m cranking that

Fuck it I’ll drop a post on here

Corded ware culture (corduroy)

Hello

Please pour me down the side of the glass so I don’t get too fizzy

Picture this: you’re riding a bike down a tree lined street looking up as the rhythmic passing of the canopy frames the golden afternoon light as it catches its first blush of dusk

Do you guys mind if I come bearing good tidings? Like hypothetically?

Hey how you guys doing over here xo

Sorry it’s not like I don’t like you guys

Hey how you guys doin over here?

Le social contract. Le Leviathan

These days the police would have been singing about sending out an SMS

There was a 5.0 earthquake centered 3 miles from me

You’re never going to catch my ass mortally wounded in a duel having foolishly challenged an opponent unaware he was renowned swordsman Miyamoto Musashi

In a dark room saying both parts of who’s on first to myself, with a box of matches lighting them and throwing them on the floor

If you are cursed, blighted, infested, or otherwise carrying some sort of evil presence please do not interact with me

I’m a tour guide at the national museum of cute sweeties

The kind of shit I’m on

I wish my coworkers had souls and inferiority but unfortunately it’s impossible to prove that they do

It’s only 90 and I’m totally cooked. Losing my edge

They put me in the darkest dirtiest dungeon and it only made me more beautiful by comparison. Then they tortured me to death

Nonbinary Love Island

The mre review guy on YouTube is back

The angels singing is keeping me up thryinf to go to bed

My eyes hurt from gods light(looking at a chromebook screen all day

My boot repair guy is so old it took 2 months to get them back last time. Hope he’s doing ok my feet hurt

Wow we are like literally twins

God help me be a good wife

Prove to me I’m not god. It’s impossible. You can’t prove a negative

I don’t think we need so many languages. I think we’d be good between mandarin Hindi Spanish and English