Jason Lee Norman
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Writer + Publisher. I once met Jimmy Carter on a flight from Miami to La Paz, Bolivia.
Hey remember when we all thought the dress was a different color and remember when we watched that episode of Game of Thrones that was too dark and remember when fake sign language interpreters were a thing?
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Hi there.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Funicular Magazine
about 2 months ago
The internet rumors are true. We open for submissions at midnight local time. Tell your friends!
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The mountain dog is Bernese and the python is Burmese.
3 months ago
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What's worse? 1. The affair 2. Job title of Chief People Officer 3. Being at a Coldplay concert
3 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
3 months ago
She's here. Funicular 17 is ready.
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Drag them back.
#oilers
4 months ago
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Dog Day Afternoon is 50 years old? Holy shit!
4 months ago
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Jessica Whipple
5 months ago
"A woman snips peonies. She rights their heavy heads in a jar on her dining room table." --from "Work/Life" which ran in
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
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Funicular Magazine
5 months ago
Just under 6 hours left to submit work to Funicular. The chances are in your favor, but only if you submit today.
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The theme of this year's Met Gala is Spaghetti Bolognese.
5 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
5 months ago
Last day to send us your work. Send it today please!
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I'm not saying that Fogo de Chão isn't a good Mother's Day present. I'm just saying that I'm not currently within driving distance of a Fogo de Chão.
5 months ago
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This person wrote Jair Bolsonaro as a reference on their resume.
5 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
5 months ago
Still open for submissions for another week. Didn't win a Pushcart this year? Let's try to get you one for next year!
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Which Haim is the best Haim?
6 months ago
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Half the reason I still wear a mask in public are because I have so many teeth missing.
5 months ago
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Hi, it's me. Submitting work in the middle of the night hoping for a 💀.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
5 months ago
We are not HAD. We do not get 1000 submissions in 15 minutes so we're still going to be open for a bit. However, if we do publish your work we send you a human skull in the mail.
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Let me know if you're interested in talking about The Last of Us for a few hours today.
6 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
6 months ago
We open for submissions for Print Issue 17 and midnight. Tell your friends.
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The crazy twist in that one Black Mirror episode was the more overtime that guy worked, the less money he seemed to have.
6 months ago
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Which Haim is the best Haim?
6 months ago
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There's a little kid on Instagram who reviews fragrances so that's what I'm doing with my afternoon off.
6 months ago
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I had the opportunity to try an Uncrustrable the other day and totally missed out.
6 months ago
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Here here! More Blueskying! Let's do the thing.
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6 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
6 months ago
We have so many opinions about AWP and we want to tell you all about our experience but the first thing we have to say is how much cooler it would be if one year they held AWP in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I think that would be epic.
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Taking a picture of your private jet and saying 'get me to god's country' is objectively so hilarious.
6 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
6 months ago
We're ready to go!
#awp
#awpbookfair
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Are bucket hats going to be a thing this summer? I need to know before I hit Confirm on this order of 100 branded bucket hats.
7 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
7 months ago
This story is so good, you guys!
add a skeleton here at some point
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Should I bring my own eggs with me to the USA in two weeks?
7 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
7 months ago
Planning to be at
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I only watched one movie this year and it was Anora.
7 months ago
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Pretty sure that Severance is the first show in history that can just keep making beautiful episodes like Episode 7 and never actually give us any answers and we'd all be cool with it. Just let Stiller and Gagné cook.
7 months ago
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Gene Hackman in Unforgiven is really good but he's the bad guy in that movie, right?
7 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
7 months ago
BlueSky saw it first.
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Featuring new writing from: Matthew [Bettina] Heinz, Katie Hession, Katherine Koller, Kate Lunau, Gavin Bradley, Zoe Elizabeth, Louise Davis, Samantha Deflitch, Audrey-Anna Gamache, Anthony Martin, M...
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My favourite part was when we won the hockey game.
8 months ago
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This true?
8 months ago
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The thing I like most about pickleball is that fat guys can be good at it. That's exactly why people who hate pickleball hate it.
8 months ago
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It's weird but the fourth quarter of the SuperBowl is just getting to BlueSky now.
8 months ago
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Funicular Magazine
8 months ago
We are nominating stories and poems for local awards today. This costs money. It would be a good day for some sales or subscriptions.
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A sequel to the movie Speed but this time I can't get out of the hot tub because it's cold outside the hot tub and if I get out of the hot tub I'll be cold.
8 months ago
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Hey BlueSky. Have you stolen any eggs this week?
8 months ago
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Started watching this Paradise show on Hulu or Disney or whatever. It's got heavy This Is Us vibes but also lots of weird LOST type shit. They should actually call Lindelof for a little Season 2 collab. Everything is a spoiler so just watch it and then we can talk about it.
8 months ago
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Amber Sparks
8 months ago
Call your senator! Tell them to vote no - if you call about one nominee, make it this one 🙏
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Roxane Gay
8 months ago
Absolute serial killer but sure. Let’s put him in charge of human lives.
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This is what we're talking about on BlueSky today.
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8 months ago
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5-2 is pretty brutal at the moment. We should have 10 goals.
8 months ago
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