better respond quickly to ur gf because i work in customer service… i’ll send a response in less than a minute, get something booked that day, and send her a follow up to make sure she was satisfied

i don't need a "blåhaj" i need to "blå" a girl while i'm "haj"

gender is a construct construct is a synonym for erect an erection is a boner gender is a boner

“i asked ChatGPT” well i reached post-nut clarity and asked myself

apparently “explodes u with my mind” and “makes u explode with my head” are very different things

“where’s your blahaj?” sorry i’m a top

ppl try to hurt me and i just write a song that pays my rent. you are not a wolf or a lion, you are a mosquito bite. and i still haunt you everytime september comes around because you can't escape my name.

this is why i am the way that i am

you all have to get off twitter oh my LORD

if u want me to check smthn out don't send me a damn twitter link LOL "here's a funny post, go check the N*zi CSAM site for it!" NOPE

package in transit? ahaha yea dont mind if i do

if you are a man who is jealous about women's day, ask yourself, "do you wish you could experience womanhood firsthand?" if the answer is "no," you're probably a misogynist. if the answer is "yes," you should try new pronouns.

trans women: "ugh my dick is like a gummy worm, it's gotten smaller and it rarely gets hard" okay? and i still want it in my mouth. if i think ur hot, i want it in my mouth. idc if we're here all day, idc if it never gets hard. if we're both feeling good, i'm having fun.

having a strong size preference for penises is so bizarre to me, speaking as a woman who rly isn't small lol. i've had sex w girls between like 1.5-8 inches and it never affected my enjoyment even a little. idk. get a strap, give some head, try a new position? be creative. this isn't porn.

can't believe there's just a monthly injection i can use to prevent my migraines

there's definitely at least one girl who cheated on me a while ago (in a polyamorous way) and doesn't consider it cheating. it definitely was tho.

handling things well lately. i'm in therapy, i'm setting boundaries, i'm spending time with friends, and i'm taking time for myself. the world sucks and i'm going through a lot of emotional turmoil, but i'm doing very well for myself.

"ur just naturally talented/good at this" wrong! i just work harder and care more. fuck you.

ur allowed to have different needs/capacity than me but ur not allowed to sit on the sidelines and bitch and moan abt how i'm "doing things wrong" when ur doing nothing.

if you are sick of events not being planned to your liking in the music scene, maybe you should start organizing them!

god's most polyamorous monogamous woman over here

the other day a girl told me "you look so good it makes me wanna get back on HRT" and i am riding that high 😜

welp

got concussed and now i feel like such a haterrr

I hate having to set boundaries about the music work I do, but I need to remind you all it is my second job. It is not a hobby I'm just getting into, it is a part of my income. Just because I turn down a collab doesn't mean I hate you <3

might start posting on this account again to cope while everything else is bad if u only know me from this acct, pls know that i am doing the work as a MN organizer elsewhere. i just won't post abt it on my nsfw acct. thanks lol.

I think it's very fitting that the Revolutionary HQ of Minneapolis is a sex shop (that DOES NOT have a glory hole) and Revolutionary HQ of Saint Paul is a toy store where you can get Settlers of Catan.

was gonna make a list of things ppl hate me for and realized it was all just "having boundaries" or "being happy" 😭

"cancel culture" doesn't exist in the way conservatives think it does, but something oddly similar does exist for trans women who set boundaries.

not to stroke my ego, but this is an unbelievable lineup for anyone into underground hyperpop like this is POWER

i would have more respect for linux users if they weren't so insufferable

i need to be cuddled soooo bad rn like squeezed and held

i understand that some of my trans friends r still on twitter bc their fav mutuals r there but like how can u justify it rn? with the shit happening? is there really a world where providing ad revenue and traffic to that site is worth it rn?

yeah the blue wave liberals on Bluesky r “kinda cringe” but they r making AI porn of every woman who posts on the other site

as a humanities/art girl i rly struggle to get along w some STEM girls 😭

tw / abuse, allegations raise ur hand if u can’t go public abt ur abuser bc her family is so powerful they sued the US Postal Service 🙋‍♀️

oh that’s why that’s on my mind (abt 3 years ago i escaped my abuser, 1/5/22) when ppl say “shaking crying sobbing throwing up” i get it now

ppl w coherent goals and values r so unbelievably hot ambitious, independent ppl who wanna help their community and take care of themselves >>>

i wanna fuck. my computer then kiss and cuddle it and tell it that it did a great job and review the /log folder for an even better session next time

my gf is soooo far @ anyone wanna be my NYE kiss tn,,,,

“i had no idea you were dominant” did u think i was supposed to be mean to ppl 24/7??? 😭😭 THATS NOT HOW KINK WORKS!!

silent sex is fiiiine but begging and whimpering is so much better

who wants to write scripts for me

still thinking abt this—it’s always “what if you smoked more weed?” or “what if you smoked less weed?” but never “i will let this woman make her own decisions”

sometimes i need to be little spoon after i completely ruin a beautiful lesbian >.<

tw / relationship ptsd didn’t realize how bad the flashbacks would be at christmas :( bc my abusive ex visited me at my parents’ place for christmas one year feeling better now, just shaken up. fully dissociated in front of my mom because i sat at a specific spot of the couch :/

putting me in a discord with a quotes channel is ALWAYS a good idea

i'm lettin the iBeer take the wheel tn

now i call her “wife” thank god i kept yearning