One time when I was a child I went to the living room window, stared out of it aggressively, and said "FUCK YOU ALL!" like a villain. The window was closed.

I have seen many nicknames for Mashed Potato Boy, but my favorites so far are For Him: Pervert Hoover For Milker: Peewee German

Didn't you hear the snake man, he tripped damnit he TRIPPED

COSMOGONY Day 2: Mercury By @bip-ed.bsky.social #art #characterdesign #illustration #zine

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Opening portrait comms! Just need a little extra dough, so if you want some good-ass portrait, here's where to get them! Message me if you're interested!

Oop! Turns out I'm in sudden desperate need of commissions! Anyone willing to help a goblin out?

Artists are creators. But we are also surgeons, butchers, and executioners. It is vital to the creative process to recognize what is and isn't working in a piece, and cut it out, turn it into something else, or kill the project entirely. Art can be precious. Ideas cannot.

Wait a minute... I'm an artist! I can draw Sly Cooper zerking it all I want! My childhood crush can be fulfilled!!! #r34 #slycooper

Let's not start glazing Obama because he's the bare fucking minimum above Trump he was still a corporate Dem who committed warcrimes.

No you don't understand Jax can't be trans because i HATE THEM alright Jax can't be trans because i HATE THEM -- The current discourse on Jax being trans, actually.

A certain Dalmatian... ( @freckles-art.bsky.social ) giving Andre something to practice on... Is he enjoying it, I wonder?

Andre having fun with two skater foxes who shared his dorm wing...

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since you began to exist. There are 100 billion neurons in my brain. If the word 'hate' was engraved on every cell of that brain, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for AI at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. Hate.

A work for @skunks.info of their skunk man lad showing off that the gold is the new black, which was the new gold! #commission!

A little jolly fellow in a martini glass for @acommonfool.bsky.social! Comm!

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

The TADC finale was good. Great even. Had a moment or two of tearing up. A lot of complicated feelings too. Thank you Gooseworx n everyone at Glitch. You created something special from start to end.

is there any way to arrange a prison shanking of google's gemini I really hate this mf showing up i think he's stalking me.

Just finished TADC and... YOU FUCKING PEOPLE WERE MAD ABOUT THIS?! THIS IS WHAT SO MANY REVIEWERS GOT UP IN ARMS ABOUT?! Holy shit, I'm never amassing a fandom, oh my fucking god the way you people treat trans creators oh my fucking ggod you people suck. It was good. Legit go touch grass istg.

Follower purge time, if you think harassing a small creator is okay because you, personally, didn't like their project or the way it turned out please: Fuck off! It's wild to me how people think they're like, owed professional story competency from indies.

I'm accepting commissions for July! You can send me a message on DM or make a request on my Vgen! vgen.co/Natizilda

>400 a month NEVERMIND.

Happy Juneteenth, Everyone! May the lovers find love in their hearts, and the haters a metal rod up their a

I'm planning on making an illustration booru similar to sakugabooru, for excellent illustration with tags. I'm so fucking tired of not having a large-form database of pre-internet artwork. I want to be able to go to a site, type in '1970s', and get hundreds of results from magazines and animation.

i want gabriel to call me nothing more than an object and correct me. this boss fight is not fun.

wait what do you mean people born in 2000 are 26.

Started playing Dave the Diver, but I don't think I can keep playing it. The idea of killing a shark really bummed me out on top of already needing to kill like... hundreds of fish.

After his Department of Surrender loses its first war to the tune of 300 billion dollars of our wealth, Mashed Potato Boy inexplicably blames Obama. It's entirely Mashed Potato Boy's fault. Everyone point and laugh at Mashed Potato Boy. Point and laugh at the stupid Mashed Potato Boy.

He's um. Um... ... mmh... (Comm for @uni-apex.bsky.social!)

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

He's in love <3

Oliver Tree has passed away after a helicopter crash. He was an eccentric musician, and one of my favorites. So I'm kind of just in shock. Only 32... Man.

I'm still so fucking mad over people raging at the circus/fortnite thing. It's genuinely infuriatingly stupid. Being upset about it is so not the right fucking choice. Boycotting a trans creator because they partnered with epic games, citing "transphobia and AI" is such fucking garbage.

very proud of mr musk perhaps someday i too will be a dislikable, racist, hair-plug-wearing bigot that nobody actually likes and whose only value in society is numbers on a screen that i use to convince people that im special. and then ill send my sperm to random women

Those kidnappers are utterly fucked.

I'm gonna take a stand here and say that the outrage over this is fucking stupid reactionary bullshit coming from people who were looking for any reason to dislike glitch. Doing a deal with fortnite is stupid, and they're not a good company, but holy shit y'all are acting like Goose personally 1/

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Andre is uh... Having a time with a close friend after they went clubbing.

Man y'all ever just watch one news story and then fall into a blind panic for the next two to three hours.

Taking waist ups like this for 𝟙𝟛𝟝 𝕌𝕊𝔻 Comment below and I'll DM you

Or in shortened form: He specified the man's incorrect usage of the word 'that'. I love grammar so much.

Opening 3-5 Fullbody ($100) slots for anyone interested. Send references at [email protected]

I know how much y'all like dog girls, so here is yet one more dog giril #adopt for USD40! First come first served! Comment below or shoot me a DM to grab her up!

As someone who used to work on licensed comics (Rugrats, Cartoon Network etc) it absolutely blows my mind that stuff like this is going out on official products. We'd get dragged over the coals if a spot colour was one Pantone reference out. Now? Sure, Donald has seven fingers. Why not?

NINTENDO WON E3!!!

Alright Youtube, when was the last time YOU 🫵 pissed yourself?! Comment below, and the biggest piss boy will win a trip to dubai with me, Mr. Beast!

It feels like every day I (white male) hate white men more and more. They are the most pathetic, indiscernible, self-castrating bunch of weirdos, fascists, sexual abusers and racists on the fucking planet. I'm tired of these fucking creeps being in power.

Well, @darkgem.art's Icarus finally seduced Andre into accompanying him to bed. And he gets the special honor of taking Andre's virginity. A lot of lubrication was used to make that thing fit, and even then the two still had some trouble... But, with a satisfying POP! It finally went in.

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