When you send your husband a joke and hear him laughing in the other room ❤️

As I approach middle age, I have observed that there are two available attitudes. 1. I am halfway to death, it's pointless to start anything new. 2. I am only halfway through life, I have time for at least as many things as I have already done.

I think it's weird how ubereats etc suggest tips based on order value. They should be based on time spent. 1 minute = 10p, or 1 minute = 20p if they're on a bike in the rain.

On my fifth visit to Whitby, I have finally managed to count exactly 199 steps.

if you’re transphobic; blue sky should be a miserable experience for you

I've been tasked with drawing a children's book written by my Father-in-Law for my nephew. Honestly, the whole thing is so exciting right now. Any tips from anyone who does this would be appreciated!

Lucie Ebrey is one of the sweetest and loveliest humans I've ever had the pleasure of meeting and I wish her nothing but good things in life.

Pancake day is a serious business in our household. By which I mean I demand pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and tea, and @khoffin.bsky.social obliges because he is the BEST.

Honestly not an unhappy marriage @khoffin.bsky.social

Looking for captioned screenings of the new Captain America film at my local Odeon. In the first week- 1. At 21:10 on a Sunday night. THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

January brand new purchases. I think I did okay considering it's month one but there's room for improvement. I broke our old lemon squeezer beyond practical repair, a lesson to be more careful with the things I already have. £29.99/£300.

I just think he's neat.

For my new year's resolution, I've decided not to spend more than £300 on brand new items this year, except: a) consumables, e.g. food or medication, for obvious reasons b) items needed to repair something I already own c) comics purchased from the creator at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social

Peter the elf from Arthur Christmas is, without a doubt, the thirstiest character in any holiday film.

Feels a bit like cheating when Aldi put lemons and limes on Super 6. Nobody has ever got their five a day from lemons.

Not much room in our little flat for a Christmas tree, but that's never stopped us before!

If I had to get whamageddoned, I'm glad it was with you ❤️

Six year old: “Mama…I heard about this place and I wonder if you’ve ever been there” “Okay…what place?” *totally earnest voice filled with quiet awe* “It’s a place called…the 80s. And in that place, if you say the exact same word at the exact same time as someone else you get CURSED with a JINX!”

Pssst... Comics are awesome. Pass it on.

Apparently Kevin and I are now fully the faces of admiring a toilet comic 😂 Shame they've not used a better picture of some of the wonderful art though...

Picked up a nasty cold at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social but luckily I also picked up all these cat comics to help me feel better. Clockwise from left: @karlckrumpholz.bsky.social, @limitbreakcomics.bsky.social, Rebecca K Jones, Sharp Txngue.

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And that's us on rice and beans for the rest of the month. Oh @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social, you're so beautiful but you make budgeting impossible.

Wrapping up the holidaying portion of our honeymoon. On to the comics!

Thus concludes the holidaying part of our honeymoon. On to the comics portion!